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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Intellectual Rigor: He authors substantive work and engages the literature—'I wrote a book. Did The Science Wars Take Place?'—showing careful research and argumentation.
- Courageous: He repeatedly puts himself on the line rhetorically and in memories of direct action: 'Two decades ago... burned some flags' and 'When the constant sound of federal helicopters...' indicate personal bravery facing repression.
- Consistent Principle: He favors systemic, long-term positions rather than tactical compromises, exemplified by '10,000 years of anarchy is the moderate position.'
- Persuasive: He claims firsthand interpersonal skill: 'I used to talk to conservatives all the time. I was very good at persuading them,' showing rhetorical competency across ideological lines.
- Communicative: He hosts events, appears on podcasts, and posts links: 'You can now watch a recording of the book launch event' and 'I was on the Camus infoshop podcast recently' — he knows how to get ideas publicized.
Weaknesses:
- Combative Tone: Frequent sharp denunciations like 'Musk is a parasite on the future' and calling opponents 'nazi bog water' risk alienating potential allies and inflaming polarizing responses.
- Absolutism: Tight moral language such as 'Abolition was the moderate compromise' and '10,000 years of anarchy is the moderate position' can make nuanced coalition-building difficult.
- Provocation Habit: His willingness to 'burn my fucking Twitter account' and to publicly denounce figures (e.g. Lawrence Krauss) can distract from longer-term projects and invite retaliatory noise.
- Echo Chamber Risk: Persistent critique of 'lib brained worshipers' and repeated calls out may reduce exposure to dissenting but valuable perspectives, as seen in tweets complaining about liberal responses.
- Emotional Intensity: The feed's high affect—'Utterly insane shit' or 'Good god'—can wear on followers and complicate calm persuasion even when arguments are strong.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Lisa is the best Simpsons match because she combines moral seriousness, intellectual curiosity, and the tendency to be exasperated by mainstream complacency. 'Incurable moralist' and many tweets that correct liberal performativity or call out hypocrisy ('I moved heaven and earth to get my book release timed to destroy this shitty book') echo Lisa's role as a conscience and critic in Springfield.
Your MBTI personality Type
INTJ
INTJ fits because the user demonstrates long‑range vision and principled strategy (Ni + Te), paired with a private, intensely reasoned moral framework. Vision: '10,000 years of anarchy is the moderate position' shows long time‑horizon thinking; analysis and structure: repeated systemic critiques like 'The Victims Of Crime Act... intentionally create barriers' show strategic, structural analysis; reserved yet public: he publishes books and podcasts but often writes in an assertive, externally analytical voice rather than chatty social small talk. The combination of polemical planning and intellectual output aligns with INTJ patterns.
Some pickup lines for you
- 'I read your book and now I'm an anarchist — can I be your comrade in arms and your research assistant for life?'
- 'You burned flags in the past? Hot. Want to burn this dinner reservation with me and debate abolition over coffee?'
- 'Are you a chapter from 'Did The Science Wars Take Place?' Because I can't stop annotating you.'
- 'I can't promise 10,000 years of anarchy, but I can promise to argue with you about ethics until sunrise.'
- 'Forget Stars Wars social services — want to debate birth control in a galaxy far, far away over a drink?'
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Anarchist writer & organizer. Author of 'Did The Science Wars Take Place?'. Root‑seeker, moralist, and devoted contrarian — thinker who shows up to the mic and the march. Occasionally burns the stage (and flags). Links & lectures ⤵️– @rechelon
Your signature cocktail
The Anarchist's Sour
Smoky mezcal captures the rebellious edge and street memory ('burned some flags'), bitter amaro mirrors his scathing critiques ('Musk is a parasite on the future'), lemon provides acidic clarity like his analytical voice, and a chili kick keeps it sharp and unforgettable—like an eventful book launch or a bruise‑free debate. It's smart, a little confrontational, and leaves you thinking.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
Gryffindor fits because the account repeatedly models risk-taking and moral courage rather than cautious technocracy: 'When the constant sound of federal helicopters...' and memories of burning flags show physical and rhetorical bravery. The feed's insistence on principled opposition—'10,000 years of anarchy is the moderate position'—reads like a call to courageous, sometimes unpopular action rather than prudential compromise. While the user is intellectual and reflective, the dominant posture is confronting power directly, which is classic Gryffindor territory.
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Killing in the Name - Rage Against the Machine
The song's raw, anti‑authoritarian energy and refusal to politely negotiate mirror the account's tone: statements like 'Reminder that EVERY SINGLE PROPONENT OF GOVERNMENT ACTION is endorsing political violence' and repeated denunciations of elites map onto the song's sloganistic, uncompromising anger at institutional power.
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