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Bart Simpson is the quintessential rebel who constantly challenges authority and enjoys mocking those he sees as hypocritical, just like ReclaimCascadia’s frequent taunts such as 'We already fucking killed you' and 'Smug bitch'. The user’s love for creating provocative edits and posting them with sarcastic captions mirrors Bart’s penchant for pranks and his habit of posting graffiti or stickers, as seen in the tweet about 'The American West #13' and the many picture‑heavy posts. Both display a strong regional pride – Bart’s endless loyalty to Springfield and ReclaimCascadia’s repeated references to 'Cascadia', 'pnw', and 'Washington #Oregon' in tweets like '11/20/25 #11 #cascadia #edit #Washington #Oregon #pnw'. The user’s confrontational political stance, constantly shouting slogans like 'America First' and calling out opponents ('Every time a WN or neocon says "America First" Nick Fuentes gains power') is reminiscent of Bart’s outspoken catchphrase 'Eat my shorts' and his habit of loudly criticizing adults. Overall, the combination of mischievous humor, regional loyalty, and a defiant attitude makes Bart Simpson the Simpsons character that most closely matches ReclaimCascadia’s online persona.

Your MBTI personality Type
The user demonstrates extraverted behavior by frequently rallying followers, as in the tweet 'Bros in it for the love of the game'. Their focus on future possibilities and strategic speculation appears in 'We need a polymarket bet on if boomers will ever realize their grandchildren are not their enemy'. Their decision‑making is driven by logical analysis and blunt critique, exemplified by 'Every time a WN or neocon says America First Nick Fuentes gains power, whether you like it or not he owns the phrase'. The user shows a judging preference for organization and planning, evident in the structured list 'My reasons 1. Outreach. 2. Reclamation 3. Aesthetics' and the forward‑looking prediction 'There will be a Massie MTG ticket in 2028'. Together these traits align with the ENTJ personality type.

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Cascadian archivist & visual storyteller. Documenting the PNW's culture, politics, and my never-ending quest for free parking.– @ReclaimCascadia

Your signature cocktail
The Cascadian Conquest blends bold American bourbon, pine-infused gin, spicy chili-honey syrup, and a splash of fresh lemon juice for a drink that’s both rugged and fiery. The bourbon nods to the "America First" stance declared in the bio and echoed in "Every time a WN or neocon says 'America First' Nick Fuentes gains power". Pine-infused gin captures the Pacific Northwest wilderness and the love for iconic landmarks, as in the tweet "God Bless The St. Johns Bridge." A dash of chili-honey adds heat that mirrors the aggressive tone of "west coast gonna be moving like prime katniss" and "We already fucking killed you". A garnish of a red-white-blue flag toothpick ties together the user’s nationalistic pride with their Cascadian identity.

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The user displays strong ambition and a desire for influence, as shown by the tweet "There will be a Massie MTG ticket in 2028." They also reveal strategic thinking with "We need a polymarket bet on if boomers will ever realize their grandchildren are not their enemy." Their willingness to wield provocative, ruthless language like "We already fucking killed you" and to claim ownership of political slogans ("Every time a WN or neocon says "America First" Nick Fuentes gains power") reflects a cunning, power‑seeking mindset. The self‑styled mission to "Outreach, Reclamation, Aesthetics" underscores an ambitious drive to reshape the political landscape. These traits—ambition, resourcefulness, and a willingness to use any means to achieve goals—are classic Slytherin qualities.

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The user’s bio declares '🇺🇸 America First' and they even tweet 'God Bless The St. Johns Bridge.' The song 'God Bless the USA' by Lee Greenwood is a patriotic anthem that celebrates American pride and the defense of the nation, echoing the user’s desire to 'reclaim' Cascadia for the United States. Its lyrics about standing up for the country align with the user’s anti‑immigration and nationalist sentiment expressed in tweets like 'The ICE stuff is pretty lax...' and 'We need a polymarket bet on if boomers will ever realize their grandchildren are not their enemy.' The reference to the American West in 'The American West #13' connects with the song’s celebration of the American landscape. The defiant, rally‑like tone of the song matches the user’s confrontational style seen in tweets such as 'We already fucking killed you' and 'Smug bitch.'

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