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The user exhibits chaotic, impulsive, and emotionally volatile behavior, often expressing self‑destructive thoughts and a need for comfort, similar to Homer Simpson's frequent bouts of depression, addiction, and reliance on simple pleasures. Tweets such as 'im not okay ive never been okay' and 'im about to relapse' echo Homer's struggles with alcoholism and low self‑esteem, while 'I can't understand Limbus Company ... because I was beating my meat the entire time!' mirrors Homer's tendency to be distracted by food. The repeated use of profanity and frantic statements like 'FUCK MY CHUD LIFE' and 'UNBANNED FROM ROBLOX' reflect Homer's blunt, unapologetic style. Additionally, the user's occasional pleas for support, e.g., 'send comforts i feel hollow', align with Homer's moments when he turns to family or a donut for solace. Overall, Homer's blend of comedic chaos, emotional instability, and occasional heartfelt vulnerability matches the user's online persona.

Your MBTI personality Type
The user frequently addresses the audience directly, asking for interaction and support (e.g., "Guys hepl Im swqeating and Blushing", "i need to talk to someone", "send comforts i feel hollow"), indicating extraversion. Their tweets often highlight immediate sensory details such as "my nipple hurts", "beating my meat the entire time!", and "slaps my big belly", reflecting a strong Sensing preference. Emotional language dominates, with statements like "I want to be loved", "im not okay ive never been okay", and "i need to talk to someone or comforts before i relapse", showing a Feeling orientation. The posting style is highly spontaneous and unstructured, jumping from topics like "might take a break from twitter for a short bit" to "WHY THE FUCK AM I IN NEW YORK I JUST SAW SANTA RIDE A BIKE" and "Colorslop Treeslop", which aligns with Perceiving. Together these traits point to an ESFP personality type.

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Filipino artist & meme curator 🎨 | Anime & Limbus Company fan | Sketch streams (once drew while eating a sandwich) | Mental‑health ally– @RECURSERFUCKER

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As the user wrote, "I can't understand Limbus Company because I was beating my meat the entire time!", the cocktail mixes dark vodka with a splash of chaotic pop rocks to capture that chaotic energy. The repeated chants of "NOAH" in their timeline echo in the drink's layered colors, from the deep black vodka to the bright blue curaçao. The sour lime adds a bite that mirrors their raw confession, "im not okay ive never been okay". The smooth cherry liqueur offers a comforting sweetness, reminiscent of the tweet "send comforts i feel hollow yes slenderman is a comfort too". Overall, Noah's Slendermind is a wildly mismatched, bittersweet drink that embodies the user's blend of humor, despair, and yearning for connection.

Your Hogwarts House
Several tweets show a willingness to confront personal pain and speak out boldly, which aligns with Gryffindor's emphasis on courage. For example, the user writes, "im not okay ive never been ok" and "i need to talk to someone", openly sharing mental health struggles despite the stigma. They also display a confrontational attitude, saying "i lowkey wanna block one of you guys so badly" and "I'm doing something super important", showing daring and a readiness to act. Their insistence on expressing feelings like "i want to be loved" and challenging others' behavior, as in "when your friends wont stop making a fuss over your pronouns", demonstrates the bold, outspoken nature typical of Gryffindor. Hence, Gryffindor best fits this profile.

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The recurring theme of self‑harm and deep despair in @RECURSERFUCKER's timeline mirrors the raw confession of pain in Nine Inch Nails' "Hurt" – "I hurt myself today to see if I still feel". Tweets such as "im not okay ive never been okay" and "i hate stimminf so much i freeze and tense up and it really hurts" echo the song's sense of lingering, unhealable wounds. Their pleas for help, "i need to talk to someone" and "send comforts i feel hollow" align with the lyric "the needle tears a hole" that conveys a desperate search for relief. The repeated mentions of feeling hollow, relapsing, and seeking love – "i want to be loved" – reinforce the song’s exploration of emptiness and longing for connection. Overall, the blend of anguish, isolation, and a yearning for comfort makes "Hurt" a fitting anthem for their emotional landscape.

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