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Your Simpsons character
They match Lisa Simpson best: highly opinionated, politically aware, and nerdy about their special interest. Like Lisa with jazz and activism, they deep-dive into Daredevil and Foggy, even planning an archive project: “Starting work on a VERY extensive project I’m calling The Foggy Files” and wanting to be a "human encyclopedia": “I wanna be a human encyclopedia on Foggy ngl”. They also argue ethics and media literacy, defending casual fans and calling out elitism and ableism, as seen in “Is it really that insane to say that I don’t think someone is less of a fan just because they’ve only seen the show…” and “OH MY GOD I MADE A FUCKING VIDEO ON TIKTOK THAT INCLUDES A SLIDE ABOUT ABLEISM IN THE FANDOM…”. Their social-justice streak and political takes (e.g., criticizing vigilante worship and referencing immigration and ICE in “How it feels to pull the ‘Matt had an illegal immigrant as an apprentice’ card out when arguing that he would hate ICE”) mirror Lisa’s moral intensity. At the same time, they’re self-aware, a little socially awkward but earnest, thanking people for trying to understand them: “I just wanna say thank everyone who at least tries to understand what I say. I get I don’t make sense 95% of the time, but thank y’all.”, which fits Lisa’s combination of passion and vulnerability.

Your MBTI personality Type
They show strong Extraversion: they constantly engage with fandom discourse, argue in comments, and enjoy visibility, e.g. “HOLY SHIT WE CAME TO AN UNDERSTANDING IM A GOD AT ARGUING” and “I hate having a fighty spirit… I’m already trying SO hard not to argue because they’re lowkey being a performative hater”. Their interests and language are highly Intuitive: they focus on meta, patterns, and concepts (politics in media, fandom behavior, queer subtext), like “Sometimes I think about Foggys cancer arc and how Matt took him out to go swinging… I wish I had a relationship like that.” and their joking typologies like “Matt is a business goth and Foggy is a business gyaru.”. They balance emotion with argument but default to Thinking: they enjoy debate and categorization of fans, e.g. “Is it really that insane to say that I don’t think someone is less of a fan just because they’ve only seen the show…?” and “The larping trend… has SO much potential but people use it to be elitist dicks.”. Their tone is blunt and combative rather than diplomatic, as in “You motherfuckers have no sense of hope or joy.” and “If I have to say ‘yes, Matt is disabled’ one more time I’m gonna fucking lose it”. Finally, they seem more Perceiving than Judging: their life and fandom behavior are spontaneous, reactive, and exploratory (constantly starting new projects like The Foggy Files and bouncing between games, shows, and edits), seen in “Starting work on a VERY extensive project I’m calling The Foggy Files” and their chaotic media binges like “Anyways GUESS WHATS IM GONNA BINGE IN 50 MINUTES”. Overall, the argumentative, idea-driven, irreverent, and highly social style aligns best with ENTP.

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Daredevil & Foggy archivist in training. Ace, bi, always arguing about comics. Once sold turnips at 118 when the price was 137 and I’m still not over it.– @redderrhetoric

Your signature cocktail
This drink is loud, chaotic, and surprisingly heartfelt—just like an 18-year-old Daredevil obsessive who declares “BISEXUALITY IS REAL AND THERES AVOCADOS? MATTFOGGGYYTT”. The spicy cinnamon whiskey mirrors their fighty, argumentative streak and willingness to go to war for Matt and Foggy, like when they threaten, “If I see one more person call Matt “Marvels Batman” I’m ending up on national television.”. Cold brew coffee stands for their over-caffeinated, constantly-online energy—checking AO3 every 30 minutes and shaking over trailers, as in “I’m actually physically shaking rn oh my god oh my fucking god”. The blood orange liqueur brings drama and angst for their obsessive love of Matt/Foggy soulmates and pain, reflected in “Sometimes I think about Foggys cancer arc and how Matt took him out to go swinging across the nyc skyline with him. I wish I had a relationship like that.”. Ginger beer adds a sharp, chaotic fizz to match their shitposting, arguing, and performative hater radar, like when they say “I hate having a fighty spirit cause I just met this person… and I’m already trying SO hard not to argue because they’re lowkey being a performative hater”. Finally, a dash of bitters nods to their ace perspective and occasional alienation from mainstream fandom and romance discourse, seen when they go, “Being ace is weird sometimes cause I cannot physically wrap my head around being like “yeah. I think this normal looking person… is so hot and I wanna have sex with them””.

Your Hogwarts House
They show very clear Gryffindor traits: a confrontational bravery and willingness to stand up publicly for what they believe, even when it starts fights. They call out fandom elitism and defend casual fans directly, e.g. arguing that show-only viewers are still real fans in “Is it really that insane to say that I don’t think someone is less of a fan just because they’ve only seen the show…” and celebrating that they “came to an understanding” after a long argument in “HOLY SHIT WE CAME TO AN UNDERSTANDING IM A GOD AT ARGUING”. Their instinct is to confront rather than appease; they explicitly lean into being combative, like “Yeah idgaf anymore I’m going to start calling people bitches the dudebros deserve it” and their mock-Fisk propaganda threads such as “DAREDEVIL is a masked CRIMINAL who deserves EVERY CHARGE that mayor Fisk charges against him.”, which are a bold, performative kind of activism/larping. They consistently defend marginalized perspectives (disabled Matt, anti-ICE stance, ace experiences) with zero hesitation, as in “If I have to say ‘yes, Matt is disabled’ one more time I’m gonna fucking lose it” and “How it feels to pull the ‘Matt had an illegal immigrant as an apprentice’ card out when arguing that he would hate ICE”. While they have some Ravenclaw-ish research passion in projects like “Starting work on a VERY extensive project I’m calling The Foggy Files”, the dominant vibe is impulsive, loud, morally-charged courage—very classic Gryffindor rather than the quieter analytical focus of Ravenclaw or the calculated ambition of Slytherin.

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A well-suited song for them is “Teenagers” by My Chemical Romance because it captures being a loud, opinionated teen who weaponizes humor and irritation. Their bio, “the best 18 yr old hater”, already fits the song’s rebellious, sardonic tone. They openly rant about fandom takes and politics, like when they say “You motherfuckers have no sense of hope or joy. I wish you the best in finding a reason to not be such a fucking downer all the time.” and “Yeah idgaf anymore I’m going to start calling people bitches the dudebros deserve it”. The song’s theme of being scrutinized, underestimated, and annoyed by the world matches their constant frustration at fandom elitism and ableism, as seen in “If I have to say ‘yes, Matt is disabled’ one more time I’m gonna fucking lose it”. At the same time, their passion for niche characters and queer readings of media, like “Bisexuality is real…” and “Sometimes I think about Foggys cancer arc and how Matt took him out to go swinging… I wish I had a relationship like that.”, fits the defiant, emotional core under the song’s snarky exterior.

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