Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Protective ally: Speaks strongly against assault and misogyny, e.g. calling out a man bragging about slapping his ex as assault in “Yes, big guy, come to space get sympathy…” and referencing IPC sections in “If you think assault is funny…”.
- Candid honesty: Openly shares mental health, addiction, and life changes, like “2025 wrapped… picked up alcoholism… moved across the country… healed from a lot” and “New year New me(dication)”.
- Ambitious learner: Shows drive to grow in tech, e.g. planning a tech study group in “Planning on making a Tech+Study Lock in GC…” and using Opal to limit social media and boost productivity in “Can only use social media for 15 mins between 9 and 5”.
- Supportive romantic: Values meaningful connection and emotional depth, as in “This is what love felt like last time… I’ll wait for someone who appreciates all the cliche things I read, write and share” and the soft post “Guys, she calls me yeobo”.
- Socially aware: Critiques harmful online culture and AI misuse, like warning about incels abusing AI image tools in “I am afraid that incels will soon catch up to hey grok…” and calling out Grok harms in “Dear @elonmusk, @grok has become a menace…”.
Weaknesses:
- Aggressive language: Frequently uses insults and slurs, e.g. “All you do is go to spaces… Touch some grass, oh wait your short ass is anyways in grass” and the harsh rant at a neighbor in “Ye madarchod nift waale ko mai washing machine ma he daal dunga…”.
- Hostile sarcasm: Often responds with mocking or contempt instead of dialogue, like “Bakwaas account mere TL pr vapas matt aana” and “Bakwaas hai meri feeds mai naa aana aagey se”.
- Self-destructive humor: Jokes about harming self or others, e.g. “Aatma hatya krne ki teevra iccha” and “Lowkey wouldn’t hesitate to drop kick a child for a Marlboro”.
- Alcohol reliance: Openly mentions picking up alcoholism as a coping mechanism in “2025 wrapped… picked up alcoholism…” and posts celebratory drinking like “Daaru temmmmm heeheehheheh”.
- Online volatility: Shows swings between affectionate, reflective posts and explosive rants, such as the gentle “Love deprived but pretending its alright” contrasted with “Innka lunn naa maare 550 bhenchod chutiye”.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
This user maps best to Bart Simpson: chaotic, sharp-witted, kinda messed up but with a real (if buried) moral streak. They’re irreverent and vulgar in a very Bart way, like when they say “Lowkey wouldn’t hesitate to drop kick a child for a Marlboro” or rant, “Ye madarchod nift waale ko mai washing machine ma he daal dunga…”. At the same time, they show flashes of conscience and anger at real wrongdoing, calling out assault and harassment in tweets like “It’s called assault if no one told you.” and criticizing creepy AI use: “@grok has become a menace… with creepy incels using it to terrorise women”. The mix of juvenile humor and genuine hurt shows up in lines such as “New year New me(dication)” and “Love deprived but pretending its alright”, which is very in line with Bart’s hidden vulnerability beneath the prankster persona. They’re also self-aware and anti-authority, mocking grindset and tech/influencer culture in tweets like “There is such a big bubble being formed by social media…” and “Naah some of y’all cant be for real… go touch some grass get a job”, which perfectly fits Bart’s instinct to roast institutions and trends.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENTP
They lean Extraverted: they are highly interactive, thrive on Twitter drama and spaces, and openly curate social/romantic life, e.g. calling for gaming or interaction in “Clash royale anyone!?” and openly discussing a tech-study group in “Planning on making a Tech+Study Lock in GC…”. Their style is clearly iNtuitive: they rant about social-media bubbles and long-term trends in “There is such a big bubble being formed by social media… I don’t believe it has long term potential…” and criticize the culture around movie-rating apps in “How free exactly are some of y’all to watch a movie SERIOUSLY… Things like social media… you’ve made this your reality.”, showing pattern-focused, big-picture thinking. They are strongly Thinking over Feeling: their conflict tweets are blunt, analytical, and often harsh, like “All you do is go to spaces with the same sad fuck story and play the victim card. Touch some grass…” and the detailed legal-threat framing in “We saw the deleted tweet, that IPC 503 potentially followed by 506 will rain down your ass.”. Their lifestyle reads as Perceiving: they joke about impulse, mess, and chaos rather than structure (e.g. “New year New me(dication)” and “Lowkey wouldn’t hesitate to drop kick a child for a Marlboro”), and even productivity attempts like “Can only use social media for 15 mins between 9 and 5 (using opal to increase productivity, will tell you if it works)” are framed as experiments rather than strict systems. The mix of sharp argumentative energy, love of debate and calling people out, big-picture social commentary, and chaotic humor aligns best with ENTP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said you’re gonna heal by playing all the Call of Duty games in sequence — can I be the co-op partner who finally helps you complete the ‘finding someone who actually deserves your efforts’ side quest?
- You got THAT hyped over a Kohli century, but have you considered saving a little of that energy for when I say, ‘We’re going on a date tonight, get ready’? Pure Virat-behaviour, no duck innings, promise.
- You wrote that 2025 was ‘New year, new medication’ and that you’ve been love-deprived but pretending it’s alright — no punchline here, I just think the way you’re honest yet still hopeful is ridiculously attractive, and I’d actually like to be someone you can emotionally show up with, not hide from.
- You threatening to drop-kick a child for a Marlboro is crazy because I’m right here, fully grown, no drop-kick required, and I’d still let you smoke me out and trauma-dump about Twitter spaces while we share poha and pongal lore.
- You’re a data engineer who moved across the country, uses Opal to limit doomscrolling, and still finds time to roast creepy Grok users and Delhi simultaneously — statistically speaking, that’s too many green flags in one dataset; I think we need to A/B test ‘you + me’ immediately.
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Your new Twitter bio
23 | Data engineer | Moved across the country, picked up gym & new meds instead of red flags | Building pipelines, overthinking in parallel– @reddmarllboro
Your signature cocktail
The Bhole Chature Brain-Rot Highball
This cocktail is built on a smoky mezcal shot for the chaotic, slightly unhinged energy of lines like “Lowkey wouldn’t hesitate to drop kick a child for a Marlboro” and the general Marlboro-core vibe. Spiced jalebi syrup nods to their desi sweetness and food affection in tweets like “Poha after 2 months 1 week 3 days of just idli/pongal/dosa/vada It touched my soul in ways I can’t explain” and “New jalebi unlocked”, adding a sticky, indulgent sweetness under the chaos. Black coffee cold brew represents the overworked data-engineer grind and productivity pushes like “Can only use social media for 15 mins between 9 and 5 (using opal to increase productivity, will tell you if it works)” and the tech-nerd streak behind their planned study GC “Planning on making a Tech+Study Lock in GC…”. A dash of bitters and chili salt rim reflects the sharp, sometimes brutal rants like “All you do is go to spaces with the same sad fuck story and play the victim card. Touch some grass…” and “Ye madarchod nift waale ko mai washing machine ma he daal dunga…”, giving the drink an unapologetic bite. It’s all topped with soda and a twist of lemon peel for the underlying humor and resilience behind lines like “New year New me(dication)” and the self-aware brain-rot of “Brain rot peaked here”, a fizzy reminder that even with the darkness, they still know how to laugh and laaf.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
This user shows strong Gryffindor energy through a pattern of openly confronting people they believe are harmful or unjust, often in a very direct, high‑conflict way. They publicly call out someone bragging about assault — “Yes, big guy, come to space get sympathy in the name of ex making onlyfans and then scream how you ‘slapped’ her…… It’s called assault if no one told you.” — and then escalate to mentioning legal charges against those who joke about assault: “If you think assault is funny/sarcastic/joke then you are anyways a little piece of shit. We saw the deleted tweet, that IPC 503 potentially followed by 506 will rain down your ass.”. This willingness to pick public fights, even at personal cost, is classic Gryffindor "charge into battle" behavior. They also show a kind of brash courage and hero complex in defending women against AI misuse and harassment, e.g. “@grok has become a menace and an absolute disgust with creepy incels using it to terrorise women all across the platform. Where are the guardrails? Is this how you expect your AI to be known as?” and anticipating incels abusing image generation: “I am afraid that incels will soon catch up to hey grok put this person in certain clothes trend… and use it to traumatise women potentially minors even more”. Their impulsive, confrontational tone — for example “Ye madarchod nift waale ko mai washing machine ma he daal dunga…” and “Innka lunn naa maare 550 bhenchod chutiye” — fits Gryffindor’s hot‑headed, act‑first nature more than Slytherin’s calculated cunning. While they are intelligent and career‑driven (e.g. tech study group and productivity tweets), those traits are secondary to the dominant pattern of bold, aggressive moral stands and emotional fearlessness in public spaces, which are quintessentially Gryffindor.
Your movie
Your song
I Don't Fuck with You - Big Sean
A song that perfectly fits them is I Don't Fuck with You by Big Sean. Their timeline is full of unapologetic call-outs and cutting people off, like when they say “That person can drop dead for all I care.” and “Some men really don’t get how such trash opinion almost costed someone his job… bakwaas account mere TL pr vapas matt aana”. The song’s energy of not wasting time or emotions on people who disrespect you mirrors tweets like “All you do is go to spaces with the same sad fuck story and play the victim card. Touch some grass…” and “Maybe if you don’t wanna be love bombed talk to a calm introverted man?”. At the same time, beneath the bravado there’s emotional hurt and healing, shown in “This is what love felt like last time… I’ll wait for someone who appreciates all the cliche things I read, write and share.” and “New year New me(dication)”, which lines up with the song’s mix of anger, ego, and vulnerability. Their sarcastic, aggressive humor — like “Lowkey wouldn’t hesitate to drop kick a child for a Marlboro” — also matches the track’s petty, over-the-top attitude toward people who’ve crossed a line.
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