Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Passionate: Frequently uses strong emotional language about politics, faith, and media, e.g. “Fuck the God Damn DMV and VOTER ID LAWS.” and “This fucking pisses me off. stop this shit.”.
- Reflective: Openly wrestles with belief and meaning, e.g. “Why do Christians seem to teach that it don’t matter if it don’t involve Jesus. It seems to make life pointless, or am I missing something?” and “I left the church. Recently I heared @realrobbell tell someone, ‘U railing against the church is not interesting.. U have work to do.’”.
- Caring: Shows concern for others and social issues, e.g. “Thoughts & prayers to the victims of France. You will can can rise above this.” and desire to help vets and schools in “I want to fix our schools, I want our vets to be fully taken care of.”.
- Ambitious: Wants to influence politics and leadership, e.g. “I want to run for office.” and “I can run for president in six years.”.
- Creative: Co-creates shows and uses imaginative analogies, e.g. promoting Political Academics in “Listen to my show Political Academics (@polidemics ) as we break down the economic collapse.” and likening faith to Doctor Who in “Being in a relationship with Christ is like being a companion with The Doctor.”.
Weaknesses:
- Self-destructive: Jokes or muses about harming himself, e.g. “Might crash my car and die tomorrow. Sounds like fun never done that before.” and mixing heavy meds with alcohol in “OxyContin, Neproxin, and Scotch mixed sounds like a fun cocktail.”.
- Pessimistic: Often frames life and relationships negatively, e.g. “Love is a fleeting it does not last… It may takes years but it always ends.” and “Making freinds after college is pointless.”.
- Overworked: Reports extreme work hours and physical strain, e.g. “Working 100 hrs a week is only 680 take home wtf” and health issues like “Dear Body, can you stop bleeding internally that be great.”.
- Emotionally-volatile: Swings between enthusiasm and despair, e.g. wanting to get “fucked up” in “Today is one of those days where I feel like getting fucked up and not giving a shit.” contrasted with excited social posts like “Enjoying friends, Irish Whiskey, beer, a Ava Maria, & Boondock Saint.”.
- Relational-insecure: Expresses anxiety about friendships and marriage, e.g. “Sometime I wonder if having friends is worth it?”, “Is it sad that I feel that I should start reading the bible and going to church just to keep friends that I have, or seem to be losing.”, and harsh self-blame in “And the award for complete failure as a husband goes to Matthew Riddle.”.
Your Simpsons character
Homer Simpson
This user mixes dark humor, impulsive self-destructive jokes, and love for booze in a way that strongly echoes Homer Simpson. Tweets like “OxyContin, Neproxin, and Scotch mixed sounds like a fun cocktail.” and “Today is one of those days where I feel like getting fucked up and not giving a shit.” show a reckless, escapist streak similar to Homer’s frequent drinking and bad decisions. At the same time, he clearly cares about politics and justice, hosting a show and asking things like “So what if we stop forcing our kids to say the Pledge of Allegiance at school?” and “Can Chrisitans biblically be against conservation and green energy? Sound off, and let’s talk.”, much like Homer stumbling into political causes with clumsy sincerity. His emotional volatility shows in tweets such as “And the award for complete failure as a husband goes to Matthew Riddle.” and “Sometime I wonder if having friends is worth it?”, mirroring Homer’s mix of insecurity and genuine affection for his family and friends. The combination of crass language, big feelings, and flawed but earnest moral questioning makes Homer the closest Simpsons match.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They lean Extrovert (E): they host shows, collaborate publicly, and clearly enjoy engaging others, e.g. inviting people to listen to his political podcast in “Listen to my show Political Academics (@polidemics ) as we break down the economic collapse.”, talking about live events like “.@LGGShow Live at Boom Comics on free comic book day.”, and spending holidays in social settings in “Enjoying friends, Irish Whiskey, beer, a Ava Maria, & Boondock Saint.”. Their heavy focus on meaning, religion, politics, and symbolism suggests Intuition (N): they ask abstract questions like “Can Chrisitans biblically be against conservation and green energy? Sound off, and let’s talk.” and philosophize in “Love is a fleeting it does not last. Maybe that’s why we made God love to fool our selves.”. The way they tackle issues mixes analysis with values, but the emotional coloring and concern for people point to Feeling (F): they react passionately to injustice in “Fuck the God Damn DMV and VOTER ID LAWS.”, express empathy in “Thoughts & prayers to the victims of France. You will can can rise above this.”, and wrestle with relational hurt in “Sometime I wonder if having friends is worth it?”. Their lifestyle and tone feel spontaneous and improvisational, indicating Perceiving (P): they joke about self-destructive impulses in “Might crash my car and die tomorrow. Sounds like fun never done that before.”, admit to overwork and chaos in “Working 100 hrs a week is only 680 take home wtf”, and embrace last‑minute fun like “Late night donuts thanks @varsitydonuts #NationalDonutDay”. Altogether, a passionate, political, values-driven, abstract, and somewhat chaotic social communicator best fits ENFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said Monkey D. Luffy is basically how a Christian should act—compassionate, stubborn, and always fighting for what he believes. If you’re even half as loyal as your Straw Hat theology, I’d happily join your crew and chase the Grand Line with you in Manhattan, KS.
- You’re over here mixing OxyContin, Naproxen, and Scotch as a ‘fun cocktail’ and trying to invent alcoholic chocolate milk—how about we compromise and I take you out for something slightly less lethal, but just as intoxicating: drinks and political arguments?
- You left the church, question Christians who ignore anything ‘that don’t involve Jesus,’ and still quote mewithoutYou and Rob Bell… If your heart wrestles with faith as hard as your timeline does, I’d love to be there for the next plot twist in your redemption arc.
- You binge Deadpool, rage at Game of Thrones, and still find time to mourn Leonard Nimoy and celebrate Interstellar—can we have a nerdy night in where we watch all of that, argue about Fast & Furious 7 like WDWWT, and you let me hear that ‘Lead Engineer for @Dewoh’ brain live-comment the universe?
- You’ve joked about running for president in six years and wanting to fix schools and take care of vets—if you ever do campaign, I volunteer as tribute to be your unofficial anime-loving, donut-fueled strategist… with full benefits, including cuddles after brutal GOP debates.
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Lead engineer @Dewoh, ex-Army, politics junkie & anime nerd. Once mixed OxyContin, Naproxen & scotch as a joke—now I just mix code, podcasts & debate.– @RedMage
Your signature cocktail
The Red Mage Resurrection
A smoky bourbon base channels the veteran grit and political fire of a guy who can say “Wishing I was still in the Army.” and host Political Academics while raging “Fuck the God Damn DMV and VOTER ID LAWS.” Cold brew coffee adds late-night hustle, for the dude working insane hours (“Working 100 hrs a week is only 680 take home wtf”) and recording shows with his cat standing guard. Cherry liqueur brings in the fleeting sweetness of love and relationships, tinged with the melancholy of “Love is a fleeting it does not last.” and those self-roasting husband moments like “And the award for complete failure as a husband goes to Matthew Riddle.” Sea-salt cacao bitters echo his dark, dramatic streak—mixing OxyContin and Scotch fantasies (“OxyContin, Neproxin, and Scotch mixed sounds like a fun cocktail.”) with lines like “Let the sea be filled with the blood of the innocent & the damned.” Finally, a top of sparkling ginger beer adds anarchic fizz and humor, the same chaotic energy that dreams up “I want to make alcoholic Chocolate milk.” and still finds joy in donuts, anime heroes, and nights with friends watching Interstellar.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
Matthew shows a strong Gryffindor-style drive to confront hard things head on, both personally and politically. He openly rages against systems he finds unjust, e.g. voter ID laws in “Fuck the God Damn DMV and VOTER ID LAWS.” and questioning militarism and U.S. foreign policy in pointed ways like “Is it sad that I think Israel flirts with being a terrorist nation? How many civilians did they kill last year?”, which reflects moral courage and a willingness to take unpopular stances. He also talks about wanting to personally take on the responsibility of fixing things by running for office in “I want to fix our schools, I want our vets to be fully taken care of.I want to fix this & more. I want to run for office.”, showing a classic Gryffindor hero complex and readiness to step into the arena. His impulsive and intense streak surfaces in dark, dramatic tweets like “Might crash my car and die tomorrow. Sounds like fun never done that before.” and “Today is one of those days where I feel like getting fucked up and not giving a shit.”, revealing the reckless edge often associated with Gryffindor rather than the calculated self-preservation of Slytherin. Even his affection for Luffy as an ethical model in “I seriously think that Monkey D. Luffy is a good example of how a Chrisitan should act. Not jk.” points to admiration of bold, self-sacrificial protectors—very Gryffindor heroes at heart.
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Boulevard of Broken Dreams - Green Day
A fitting song for Matthew is “Boulevard of Broken Dreams” because it captures his blend of idealism, isolation, and struggle. He openly wrestles with darkness and mental strain, as seen in posts like “To keep the darkness from killing you sometimes you have to stop, and be still.” and “Might crash my car and die tomorrow. Sounds like fun never done that before.”, which echo the song’s lonely, self-destructive undertones. At the same time, he’s politically engaged and wants to fix the world, reflected in “I want to fix our schools, I want our vets to be fully taken care of.I want to fix this & more. I want to run for office.”, matching the song’s wounded but still-walking determination. His disillusionment with faith and community, like “I left the church.” and “Love is a fleeting it does not last. Maybe that’s why we made God love to fool our selves.”, parallels the lyrics’ sense of searching for meaning in a broken landscape. Even his dark humor about substances, such as “OxyContin, Neproxin, and Scotch mixed sounds like a fun cocktail.”, reinforces the song’s theme of numbing pain while still trudging forward alone.
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