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The user’s bio and many tweets reveal an obsessive devotion to Reformed theology, such as “I love the Westminster Confession of Faith,” “I love the KJV Bible,” and “All governments should promote fundamentalist Reformed Protestantism,” which mirrors Ned Flanders’s Bible‑centered piety. They repeatedly urge church attendance and Sabbath observance (“Please go to church tomorrow and keep the Sabbath holy,” “I will be celebrating separation from evil on Reformation Day”), just as Ned constantly reminds neighbors to pray. Their humor is filtered through a religious lens, akin to Ned’s cheerful “Okily‑dokily” attitude combined with scriptural references. Although the user sometimes posts more confrontational memes, the overall pattern of zeal, moral certainty, and constant biblical citation aligns most closely with Ned Flanders among the main Simpsons characters.

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The user prefers solitary, analytical commentary, often posting theological critiques without seeking interaction, as shown in "I love the Westminster Confession of Faith" and "I love the KJV Bible" (introverted). Their focus on abstract theological concepts and historical patterns, such as "Church history 101: RCs banned the Bible..." and "All governments should promote fundamentalist Reformed Protestantism", indicates an intuitive (N) orientation over concrete details. Decision‑making is driven by logical analysis and critique of doctrines, evident in tweets like "The Vatican Two Sect is definitely not correct" and "True Calvinism has never been tried", reflecting a thinking (T) preference. The user displays a structured, goal‑oriented approach, planning events and asserting rules, for example "Please go to church tomorrow and keep the Sabbath holy" and "I will be celebrating separation from evil on Reformation Day", which aligns with a judging (J) style.

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Reformed theologian, meme curator, KJV purist. Ex‑Presbyterian, now PCA. Once tried to convert a barista with a verse. #Syllogist– @Reformed_Knight

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This drink mirrors the user’s blend of tradition and rebellion, using rye whiskey to echo their love for Reformed doctrine and the "I love the Westminster Confession of Faith." The honey adds a knightly sweetness, while Fernet‑Branca’s bitter complexity reflects their enjoyment of syllogisms and theological depth, as hinted in "Converting to Sedevacantism after a 60 year rebellion." A dash of orange bitters nods to their disdain for gaudy neon flags—"Neon colors on flags are absolutely atrocious." The rosemary garnish symbolizes the tree emoji 🌲 in their name, and the overall dark hue evokes the “Sedevacantism” emptiness. Together, the cocktail is a homage to their “Beza's top guy” pride and the declaration that "All governments should promote fundamentalist Reformed Protestantism."

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The user’s bio states they are an "Enjoyer of syllogisms," highlighting a love of logical reasoning and intellectual rigor. Their tweets repeatedly emphasize scholarly devotion, such as "I love the Westminster Confession of Faith," "I love the Institutes of the Christian Religion," and "I love the KJV Bible," showing a deep appreciation for academic and theological works. Many posts focus on doctrinal critique, e.g., "True Calvinism has never been tried" and "All governments should promote fundamentalist Reformed Protestantism," reflecting a priority on ideas and knowledge over physical bravery or personal ambition. This consistent focus on learning, wisdom, and logical argumentation aligns most closely with Ravenclaw’s values.

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A Mighty Fortress Is Our God is a classic Reformation anthem that mirrors the user’s self‑portrait as a militant defender of pure doctrine; they proclaim "Don’t blindly follow a theologian." and rally against "The Vatican Two Sect is definitely not correct." The hymn’s image of God as a fortress fits their declaration that "All governments should promote fundamentalist Reformed Protestantism" and their love for historic confessions like "I love the Westminster Confession of Faith." Their tweet about "Converting to Sedevacantism after a 60 year rebellion" shows a war‑like, rebellious spirit that the hymn’s battle‑like refrain captures. The user also expresses devotion to classic Reformation texts, echoing the hymn’s historic roots.

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