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Your Simpsons character
They most closely resemble Lisa Simpson: smart, intense, politically aware, and often overwhelmed. Like Lisa, they show strong social and political opinions and frustration with injustice, for example complaining about exploitative work conditions in “Os cara quer que alguém fique animado com um emprego 6x1, salário mínimo, 8 12 hora por dia, sem nenhuma perspectiva de ascensão de posto ou aumento e só tomando no cu Eh foda”. Their bio “eu odeiamo minha vida” and tweets like “Que semana horrível, que mês horrível, que ano horrível até agora nao aconteceu nada de bom, e eu nem acho que va acontecer tão cedo assim” echo Lisa’s tendency toward sadness and existential angst. At the same time, they’re very online, fandom‑heavy and self‑aware—gushing about characters and ships in tweets like “LEON MY BBG” and “Eu juro por deus o Sasuke era muito viado eu não aguento”, which fits Lisa’s nerdy, media‑savvy side. Their annoyance with misused ‘smart’ language in “Odeio quem quer usar palavras 'complicadas' pra parecer mais sério ou inteligente, mas não sabe usar, e coloca num contexto onde só adiciona uma palavra completamente inútil pro texto euvomimata” also matches Lisa’s perfectionist, pedantic streak. Overall, they come across as a sharp, overthinking, idealistic person stuck in a frustrating world—very Lisa-coded.

Your MBTI personality Type
They seem more introverted (I) than extroverted: they talk about being overwhelmed and hating life in a personal way, like in “Que semana horrível, que mês horrível, que ano horrível até agora nao aconteceu nada de bom, e eu nem acho que va acontecer tão cedo assim” and joke about their internal thoughts being "qodio" 24/7 in “Meus pensamentos 24/7 qodio”, which points to a rich inner world rather than seeking attention through social events. Their interests are very intuitive (N): they constantly discuss fictional narratives, symbolism and vibes—e.g. analyzing masculinity in a film in “O filme sendo sobre como a 'masculinidade' (ou pelo menos ela em seu estado tóxico) destruiu a família deles vsfd” and getting into odd, surreal fanfics like “A fic mais normal de monster fucking no ao3”—showing a preference for abstract ideas over concrete, practical topics. They come across as feeling (F): their reactions are strongly emotional and value-driven, like anger at working conditions in “Os cara quer que alguém fique animado com um emprego 6x1, salário mínimo, 8 12 hora por dia, sem nenhuma perspectiva de ascensão de posto ou aumento e só tomando no cu Eh foda” and empathy/anger around self-harm scars in “Ela claramente ter cicatriz de sh no braço eh a prova disso... Tinha mais eh que se fuder msm”. The tone is blunt and sweary, but still grounded in personal values rather than detached logic, which is consistent with F over T. Finally, they seem perceiving (P) rather than judging: they often react in-the-moment with chaotic humor like “namoral isso aqui as 2:52 da manhã faz mais efeito que drogas juro” and show little concern for structure or planning, instead embracing spontaneous, late-night spirals and meme-rabbit-holes such as “Não sei oq aconteceu aqui” and “é realmente uma sequência de sinapses muito peculiar né”. Overall, the combination of introspective negativity, fantasy/media fixation, emotional intensity, and improvisational, messy vibe fits INFP best.

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Meia | 1.56m of hot takes, anime brainrot & book chaos. Once agreed with an ancap by accident and never recovered. Any pronouns.– @refri_lhante

Your signature cocktail
This drink starts with a soju + cheap beer backbone: chaotic, young, a little self-destructive, echoing their bio “eu odeiamo minha vida” and rants like “qodio da vida” and “Que semana horrível, que mês horrível, que ano horrível…”. Matcha syrup and black tea pearls nod to their stated love for tea and bubble tea in “🍃 apelido: Memi … 🧋 bebida fav: chá, bubble tea”, adding both sweetness and a jittery, overthinking energy. Yuzu juice brings a sharp, bright sourness that fits their quick wit and dramatic reactions in tweets like “OLHA ESSA PORRA BICHO VSF” and “PAU NO CU SKAKAKAKAK”. The saline dash is for the underlying sadness and exhaustion beneath the memes, especially when they talk about dead-end jobs in “Os cara quer que alguém fique animado com um emprego 6x1…”. Finally, the burnt sugar rim represents their love of messy, slightly cursed fandoms and monster-fucking fic like “A fic mais normal de monster fucking no ao3”, giving the cocktail a bittersweet, scorched edge that matches their dark humor and perpetual "qodio" vibe.

Your Hogwarts House
Several tweets show a very analytical, intellectually picky personality that fits Ravenclaw. They complain about misused complex vocabulary, valuing precision in language and clear thinking: “Odeio quem quer usar palavras 'complicadas' pra parecer mais sério ou inteligente, mas não sabe usar, e coloca num contexto onde só adiciona uma palavra completamente inútil pro texto euvomimata”. Their timeline is full of meta commentary on media (anime, manhwa, books, films), such as breaking down character relationships and themes: “Sinceramente o relacionamento dos protagonistas é a melhor parte do livro, mds” and “O filme sendo sobre como a 'masculinidade' (ou pelo menos ela em seu estado tóxico) destruiu a família deles vsfd”, which reflects a habit of interpreting and analyzing stories rather than just passively consuming them. They mention favorite movie Whiplash and talk about reading long fanfics and books (“Meu deus eu li essa inteira quando tava lendo hxh Foi uma luta”), suggesting someone who willingly dives into dense or challenging material. Even their humor leans into slightly niche, referential, and self-aware territory, pointing to a quick, somewhat cerebral wit rather than pure vibes or bravado. While there is some anger and cynicism, there’s little evidence of Slytherin-style ambition or Gryffindor-style heroism; instead, the strongest consistent throughline is critical thinking, media analysis, and linguistic fussiness—all classic Ravenclaw markers.

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A well‑known song that fits Meia is “Creep” by Radiohead, because its mix of self‑loathing, alienation, and dark humor mirrors both her bio and tweets. Her bio literally says she hates her life, and tweets like “Que semana horrível, que mês horrível, que ano horrível até agora nao aconteceu nada de bom, e eu nem acho que va acontecer tão cedo assim” and “qodio da vida” show a persistent sense of frustration and despair that aligns with the song’s “I don’t belong here” feeling. At the same time, she’s very online, sarcastic, and self‑aware, making jokes about absurd fandom stuff like “A fic mais normal de monster fucking no ao3” and “PAU NO CU SKAKAKAKAK”, which fits the bitter, ironic edge of Creep. The way she swings between intense annoyance with people and systems (“Os cara quer que alguém fique animado com um emprego 6x1, salário mínimo…”) and sudden enthusiasm for niche comforts and fandoms (“LEON MY BBG”, “Asa noturna eu te amo”) also matches the song’s mix of vulnerability and sharpness. Overall, Creep captures that combination of feeling broken, out of place, and yet painfully self‑conscious that runs through her timeline.

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