Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Self-aware humor: Frequently jokes at his own expense, like calling life as a shut-in gamer 'vida de Jimmy de Santa' in “grudado jo PC trancado no meu quarto...”.
- Culturally literate: References books, philosophy and classics, e.g. Camus in “detalhe que o camus nem ia andar de carro no dia...” and compares future reads to Crime and Punishment in “quando lançar vai ser meu top 1 melhores livros...”.
- Intellectually curious: Asks 'whats freud even about' in this tweet and talks about wanting to use his knowledge in conversation in “meu sonho é usar todo meu conhecimento e cultura...”.
- Affectionate friend: Shows care for friends and family, like being hyped about his grandma’s birthday in “galera minha vó vai fazer 67 anos esse mês😱 🥺❤️🩹” and celebrating Remo with gratitude in “acho que nem quando eu nasci meu pai foi tão feliz, obrigado remo 🙏”.
- Reflective thinker: Shows depth in posts like “férias são uma ilusão cuidadosamente construída...” where he reflects on existential weight without turning it into a joke.
Weaknesses:
- Edgy insensitivity: Makes jokes involving African children and hunger in “já brinquei sobre '32 crianças africanas passando fome...'”, showing disregard for serious issues.
- Sexist joking: Posts mocking women driving in “kkkkk mulher achando que sabe dirigir kkkkkkk...”, reinforcing sexist stereotypes.
- Suicide trivialization: Treats suicide lightly with posts like “tierlist de melhores lugares pra tirar a vida” and “no ano novexxx já vai ta podendo o suicidexx ✌😂”.
- Oversexual humor: Relies heavily on sexual jokes such as “se queijo fosse fruta meu pau seria uma árvore kk” and “gumball inflation hentai 🤤🤤”, which can be off-putting.
- Self-deprecating despair: Often frames himself and life in a hopeless way, like “volto pra casa e não tenho nenhuma surpresa. 0 mensagens... 0 vontade de viver...”, suggesting a pessimistic outlook.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
This user most closely matches Bart Simpson: a chaotic, irreverent teen who's constantly joking, oversharing, and flirting with the edge of bad taste. Like Bart, they lean into edgy and juvenile humor, from posting a “tierlist de melhores lugares pra tirar a vida” to horny jokes like “se queijo fosse fruta meu pau seria uma árvore kk”. They show a mix of self‑deprecation and performative angst that feels very Bart, for example “volto pra casa e não tenho nenhuma surpresa. 0 mensagens no celular, 0 vontade de viver, 0 vitórias do Vasco”. There’s also that unserious student energy in posts like “meu sonho é um professor corrigir a atividade... só pra eu rasgar a folha na frente dele e acertar uma cesta de três na lixeira aqui da sala tipo o LeBron James”. At the same time, occasional flashes of introspection, like the reflection that “férias são uma ilusão cuidadosamente construída” in this tweet, mirror the rare moments where Bart reveals he’s more thoughtful than his clownish facade suggests.
Your MBTI personality Type
INTP
They lean introverted: many tweets describe solitary media consumption and staying in their room, like “grudado jo PC trancado no meu quarto porra seca na parede vida de Jimmy de Santa kkk quem lembra” and “não tenho nada pra fazer então vou ver o iceberg de 5 horas do jogandofoddaci”, and even social jokes come from an observer/outsider angle, such as “música que o casal normie no ônibus tava ouvindo… // música que eu incelcore B nicho tava ouvindo”. Their humor shows a clear Intuitive bent, mixing meta-commentary and abstractions like “férias são uma ilusão cuidadosamente construída. prometem descanso, mas apenas rearranjam a angústia” and references to symbolism and lore in games/anime, for instance “mfs não viram o anime, quem alcança o requiem é o Golden experience guys”. The Thinking preference shows in their blunt, often dark or edgy joking style and analytical touches, such as “minha semana foi uma merda, mas o Brasil perder pro Japão? foi a pior coisa fr” and the dry, detached commentary in “whats freud even about”. They seem more Perceiving than Judging: they emphasize procrastination, lack of structure, and going with the flow, e.g. “tenho preguiça de consumir coisas novas então eu fico no mesmo por meses até criar coragem de fazer algo novo” and spontaneous, self-deprecating bits like “fim do canal peguei dengue e vou morrer”. Overall, the combination of introverted, niche online life, abstract/ironic takes, logical-detached humor, and flexible, unstructured lifestyle best fits INTP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said chess is your new addiction and that Magnus and Nakamura are finished… how about you prove you’re the best in the world by checkmating me in 3 moves and then explaining the Silent Hill 2 puzzle lore over call?
- You’re out here defending Persona 3 Portable, starting Persona 2, and wanting to be Naoki Urasawa when you grow up — I don’t want much, I just wanna be the protagonist you overanalyze at 3 a.m. like I’m your personal Golden Boy episode.
- You joked about tier-listing the best places to end it and wrote that whole ‘férias são uma ilusão cuidadosamente construída’ text… I feel like you deserve someone who’ll sit next to you, share ticole, complain about Vasco, and actually make the weight of existing a bit lighter.
- If alien invaders really come destruir planetas sem gosto musical nichado, relax — you, me, your incelcore B playlist, and a JoJo OST on loop are easily enough aura to save the Earth. Worst case, we die in a Giorno infinite loop of thigh-suffocation together.
- You: larping, goon jokes, Freud confusion, joking about being famous and getting 67 questions right on ENEM. Me: ready to be the ‘tsuki furry 🐺’ in your WhatsApp, but ironically this time — we can start with you explaining ‘whats Freud even about’ on Discord while I pretend to debate you.
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Student in Israel | Chess addict & Persona enjoyer | Once scored 67 on ENEM day one and still complains about life | Opinions, jokes & media takes– @reggintspmo
Your signature cocktail
Larping Aura Goonade
This drink starts with a silver cachaça shot for the unfiltered, slightly chaotic Brazilian energy of someone who says “xadrez é meu novo vício ✌” and declares themself better than Carlsen and Nakamura in the same breath. Açaí nectar represents the Pará/Brazil vibes and niche regional pride behind jokes like “Kojima hipotético no Pará: Clima gostoso e tomando açaí com peixe no ver o peso”. Sparkling guaraná soda captures the hyper, terminally-online timeline energy that can go from “minha última goonada de 2025 ✌” to debating FNAF lore like “eu sou literalmente o purple guy”. A dash of bitter cocoa stands for the darker, existential streak shown in thoughts like “férias são uma ilusão cuidadosamente construída... não tem piada galera, só o peso de existir”. Finally, a lime peel twist on top is the sharp, irreverent humor that lets them go from sad to clowning in one tweet, as when they joke “galera bora acabar com as piadas de suicídio, vamos começar a espalhar o amor (W no chat 🥺❤️🩹)” while clearly still very online and very self-aware.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
They show a strong mix of curiosity, introspection, and love of learning, which aligns best with Ravenclaw. They explicitly celebrate knowledge and intellectual achievement, bragging about exam performance in a very self‑aware way in “galera 😂😂😂 ... eu acertei 67 questões na prova do primeiro dia do enem 😂😂😂 ...”, and they talk about chess as a new ‘addiction’ in “xadrez é meu novo vício ✌”, which is a very brainy hobby. Their tweets often lean philosophical and analytical, like the mini‑existential essay in “férias são uma ilusão cuidadosamente construída. prometem descanso, mas apenas rearranjam a angústia...”, and the literary reference in “detalhe que o camus nem ia andar de carro no dia... e morreu de forma absurda”, showing comfort with complex ideas. They also display niche, almost curatorial tastes in media (Persona, Silent Hill, Naoki Urasawa, Golden Boy, JoJo) and pride in being ‘niche’ in “esperando os alienígenas ... pra eu e os manos salvarmos a terra (we're niche asf)”, which fits Ravenclaw’s eccentric, taste‑driven identity. While there’s some Slytherin irony and Gryffindor-ish bravado, the consistent pattern of intellectual hobbies, reflective humor, and philosophical angst makes Ravenclaw the best fit.
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Smells Like Teen Spirit - Nirvana
A chaotic, ironic, and self-deprecating teenager vibe runs through their whole timeline, which fits the messy adolescent energy of Smells Like Teen Spirit. They constantly bounce between dark humor and genuine existential weight, like joking about a “tierlist de melhores lugares pra tirar a vida” while also dropping lines such as “férias são uma ilusão cuidadosamente construída... “não tem piada galera, só o peso de existir”. Their mix of horny shitposting and irony, seen in posts like “minha última goonada de 2025” and “gumball inflation hentai 🤤🤤”, mirrors the song’s ‘here we are now, entertain us’ attitude. They show niche-gamer, alternative culture tastes (“falaram merda de persona 3 portable... meus olhos ficaram vermelhos de tanta raiva”, “sinto meu QI aumentando a cada vez que completo um puzzle do modo hard de Silent Hill 2”), matching the grungy outsider aesthetic. Even their bio “larping rn” and lines like “pessoas morreriam pra ser que nem a gente porém queremos morrer por sermos nós” feel like the kind of disaffected, performative angst that Nirvana captured perfectly.
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