Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Technical expertise: He provides practical advice on optimizing systems, such as “using the CMD to free up SSD space” and modifying Windows 11.
- Digital preservationist: He actively supports the “decompilation of titles like Zelda Twilight Princess” to ensure games are preserved through native PC ports.
- Analytical thinker: He offers nuanced takes on the AI bubble, noting that “AI is revolutionary but also a recurring speculative phenomenon” similar to NFTs.
- Sustainability advocate: He praises companies like Framework for fighting against “disposable notebooks” and promoting repairable technology.
- Narrative appreciation: He deeply values high-quality storytelling, specifically “devouring the lore” and emotional depth found in Genshin Impact.
Weaknesses:
- Nostalgia bias: He views modern technology through a lens of the past, often “missing the golden years of YouTube” and older console generations.
- Corporate cynicism: He harbors a deep-seated distrust of big tech, frequently insulting “corporate suits” for their spreadsheet-driven decisions.
- Impulsive consumerism: He admits to wanting to “sell everything” just to simplify his life with a Steam Deck due to tech frustrations.
- Elitist tendencies: He can be dismissive of other users' tech choices, such as “mocking someone for complaining about battery life” while using Linux on a high-power laptop.
- Pessimistic outlook: He predicts dark futures for the economy, suggesting a “crash of the Brazilian state” alongside a global big tech collapse.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Régis mirrors Lisa’s intellectual curiosity and her tendency to be the 'voice of reason' in a world of technical chaos. Like Lisa, he is deeply passionate about niche interests—from the complex lore of Genshin Impact to the ethics of tech—and isn't afraid to be critical of corporate greed, noting how “Engravatados de corporações são os bichos mais burros que existem”. He values preservation and functionality over modern 'bloat,' much like Lisa's principled stances, arguing that “Lentidão é pura má otimização” in modern computing. Ultimately, his self-described 'nerd' identity and his habit of educating others on tech, such as teaching “como liberar espaço” on an SSD, align perfectly with Lisa’s role as the resident expert and moral compass.
Your MBTI personality Type
INTP
Regis identifies as a 'Nerd desde antes de ser legal' and displays a strong Introverted (I) preference, focusing on solitary tech hobbies and feeling like an “alienígena” in social settings like watching football. His Intuitive (N) side is evident in his theoretical “previsões” regarding the AI bubble and his interest in abstract hardware concepts like emulation vs. native code. The Thinking (T) trait shines through his logical, often blunt critiques of “engravatados” and his technical analysis of Windows 11 modifications. Finally, his Perceiving (P) nature is shown in his flexible approach to tech, such as experimenting with old notebook BIOS updates for 'adrenaline' and his spontaneous desire to “vender tudo, comprando um Steam Deck” as a primary PC.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you a native PC port of Zelda: Twilight Princess? Because I’ve been waiting years for someone as perfect as you to finally enter my world.
- I’m not usually into security boot, but for you, I’d let your anti-cheat run in my kernel any day.
- Is your name Hoyoverse? Because you’ve got a world-class OST, and I’m just looking for any excuse to play along with your rhythm.
- Call me a vintage notebook, because I’m ready to risk it all and let you update my BIOS—even if the adrenaline is almost too much to handle.
- Forget the Steam Deck and the Switch 2; the only exclusive I’m actually interested in is your love.
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IT pro in NL and Musubi Podcast co-host. Once spent 9km fixing tickets in a day. Obsessed with retro hardware, Linux kernels, and Genshin lore. No Copilots here.– @RegisPessolano
Your signature cocktail
The Open Source Archon
This cocktail is a complex 'native port' of traditional and modern tech culture. It starts with a strong kick of caffeine for when he is “derretendo” or walking 9km “resolvendo chamado dentro da empresa,” yet it carries a bitter edge regarding the “bolha ridícula” of AI corporate 'bullshit.' The blue tint mocks the “modinha” of electric car tropes, while the spirit remains purely “on point” like a Genshin Arcon mission. It is best served while complaining about “má otimização” and dreaming of a “Steam Deck” lifestyle.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
Régis embodies the house of Rowena Ravenclaw through his analytical nature and deep appreciation for technical complexity and preservation. He demonstrates a profound intellectual curiosity, whether it’s explaining “the complexity of N64 emulation” or celebrating the technical milestone of “Zelda Twilight Princess being 100% decompiled”. His Ravenclaw wit is evident in his sharp critiques of big tech, such as his warning that “the ego of both” sides in the AI debate blinds them to the truth. Ultimately, his self-description as a “Nerd since before it was cool” and his habit of providing “didactic step-by-step” tutorials show a mind that values the pursuit and sharing of knowledge above all else.
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Welcome to the Machine - Pink Floyd
Régis is a self-proclaimed 'nerd' who expresses deep skepticism toward the modern corporate tech landscape, often criticizing how companies force tools like AI and Copilot onto users. His resentment of the industry's shift is clear when he says, “Engravatados de corporações são os bichos mais burros que existem... Tudo que dá enxergar o mundo pela ótica de uma planilha do Excel.” This song mirrors his perspective on being trapped in a systemic tech 'bubble,' as seen in his frequent warnings that “O estouro da bolha está mais próximo do que imaginamos...” Despite his technical expertise, he finds solace in retro preservation and simple hardware, often lamenting that “Lentidão é pura má otimização” in a world obsessed with unnecessary complexity. Ultimately, his profile reflects a man trying to navigate a digital machine he no longer fully respects, much like the themes of the Wish You Were Here track.
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