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Your Simpsons character
Paul's intensity and dark outlook mirror Frank Grimes, the hyper-serious and tragic character from The Simpsons. Like Frank, Paul seems to struggle with the absurdities of life, as seen in tweets like 'Tweaking in an unfunny way. Not cool.' His fixation on relationships and dramatic tendencies, such as 'Please let his posts be about me,' echo Grimes's inability to cope with the chaos around him. Both characters embody a mix of seriousness and tragic humor.

Your MBTI personality Type
Paul’s introspective and chaotic tweets suggest an INTP personality type. His tweet 'Tweaking in an unfunny way. Not cool. I’m a grown man with BPD… Just kill me already' highlights his internal struggle and tendency to overanalyze emotions. His creativity, as shown in 'Crappy Heinrich by yours truly,' aligns with the INTP’s imaginative and independent nature. His dark humor and philosophical musings, like 'Should I May 1st 1945??,' reflect an INTP’s love for abstract and unconventional thinking.

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Paul Joseph | 18+ | Dark humor enthusiast & chaotic artist | Living in a cluster B dungeon with my obsessions | BPD vibes & historical references | Not for the faint of heart.– @reichsministr

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The 'Dark Obsession' reflects Paul’s intense and chaotic personality. Black vodka and activated charcoal represent his dark humor and aesthetic, as seen in 'Should I May 1st 1945??' Cherry liqueur adds a sweet yet sharp contrast, mirroring his emotional depth and fixation on relationships like 'Please let his posts be about me.' The red chili flakes bring a fiery kick, representing his visceral and dramatic tendencies, such as 'I want to rip out his jugular with my teeth.'

Your Hogwarts House
Paul's cunning, intensity, and focus on personal connections make him a clear fit for Slytherin. His tweet 'Fuck followers, I have that one guy who likes every single post I make. (I’m going to sodomize him and make him cry.)' reflects the possessiveness and ambition often associated with Slytherin. His dark humor, as in 'Should I May 1st 1945??,' aligns with the house's edgier side. While he exhibits emotional vulnerability, his drive and obsession with relationships dominate, making Slytherin his natural house.

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Paul’s tweets, such as 'Tweaking in an unfunny way. Not cool. I’m a grown man with BPD… Just kill me already,' align with the raw emotional pain and self-reflection in 'Hurt.' The song’s themes of vulnerability and self-destruction resonate with his chaotic and intense personality. His dark humor and fixation on relationships, like 'Please let his posts be about me,' also parallel the song’s exploration of longing and regret. It’s a hauntingly fitting anthem for Paul.

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