Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Principled Nuance: He supports "Venezuela against the USA and its Neo Imperialism, but not Maduro’s government", showing a refusal to take simplistic sides.
- Community Minded: He uses his platform to encourage followers to "donate even a couple dollars" to the Telethon charity in Western Australia.
- Self-Aware Humor: He mockingly refers to himself as the "most ‘he nearly understands it’ socialist" and admits when he is being "cringe".
- Civility Advocate: He argues against the death penalty even for enemies, stating "WE should not stoop to the level of murderers".
- Political Realism: He critiques his own side's tactics, noting that "calling anyone on the right... fascists may of backfired" by making them more radical.
Weaknesses:
- Doomposting Tendency: He frequently adopts a pessimistic outlook, tweeting "It’s only going to get Worse" for the new year.
- Chronic Online Engagement: He admits to "going insane in England" while making complex alternate-history wiki boxes and obsessing over follower counts.
- Fragmented Political Identity: His bio lists multiple contradictory or niche symbols, and he jokes about basing "politics off vibes" rather than theory.
- Short Attention Span: He openly dismisses long-form arguments or information, stating "Not reading all of that" in response to others.
- Hyper-fixation: He fixates on specific individuals like Drew Pavlou, repeatedly tweeting about him and even calling for "ASIO to shut down" his operations.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Like Lisa, Liam is a politically active student with strong progressive convictions who often finds himself frustrated by the state of the world. He demonstrates a commitment to the Australian Greens and social justice, famously arguing that “Human Industrialisation isn’t natural” and calling out “Neo Imperialism”. Despite his idealism, he shares Lisa's cynical edge, noting that his timeline's “decrease in politics posts has made me much happier” because of the constant ideological battles. Ultimately, his mix of intellectualism—mocking those who don't “read theory”—and a deep-seated desire for a better future perfectly mirrors the Simpsons’ resident activist.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
Liam leans toward Introversion (I), often feeling out of place in social environments like England or work meetings, and admits he'd “rather rot” than change his identity for social appeal. His Intuition (N) is evident in his focus on political 'vibes' over theory and his frequent engagement with “outlandish” alternate-history scenarios. A strong Feeling (F) preference drives his empathetic and idealistic political views, such as arguing that even criminals deserve life in jail because “WE should not stoop to the level of murderers”. Finally, his Perceiving (P) nature is shown through his spontaneous, self-deprecating humor and his admission that he “needs to be taught how to shitpost”, reflecting a preference for open-ended, vibe-based interaction over structured planning.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you the Australian Greens? Because I’m ready to stop splitting the left and finally join your party.
- Forget the eternal punishment of 143 followers—I’ll be your 150th and promise to never let 'nothing ever happen' between us.
- I promise my responses won't be as insufferable as Guy Incognito’s, because you’ve got me in a very 'Macarena slowed+reverbed' mood.
- Is your name Liam? Because you’ve got me praying for an 'Alboreich' where you’re the sole emperor of my heart for the next 15 years.
- I’d never make you move to Bluesky, but I’d definitely travel all the way to Rockingham just to help you fix that VPN.
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Politics & International Studies student at Murdoch. Aspiring shitposter from Perth. Once survived a shift in a Turning Point USA shirt. 🇦🇺🇵🇸🇺🇦 🌱🌹– @ReichyWA
Your signature cocktail
The 150-Follower Alboreich
This cocktail is a complex blend for a student of Politics and International Studies, served in a glass that is perpetually half-full since he’s suffering the “Eternal punishment of never hitting 150 followers”. The base is a Perth-distilled gin to represent his Rockingham roots, mixed with Labor-red vermouth because he admits “it is admirable that they are all nice people” despite his Green-leaning tendencies. We use a slowed and reverbed tonic to match his current “Macarena slowed+Reverbed time” of life, topped with a bitter dash of Malört for every time a political scenario ends in “Nothing ever happens”. It’s finished with a quokka garnish, a nod to his obsession with “Quokslop” and his insistence that “Perth is better because I live there”.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Liam displays the quintessential Hufflepuff value of fairness and empathy, even toward political opponents, stating “it is admirable that they are all nice people and genuinely want to make Australia a better place”. He prioritizes moral consistency and the inherent value of life over vengeance, arguing against the death penalty because “WE should not stoop to the level of murderers” and expressing genuine concern for the well-being of a grieving family by saying “May his wife and children find happiness”. His bio further reinforces this 'all-inclusive' kindness with the mantra “Love all the way you'd love yourself”. Despite his deep interest in politics, he remains grounded and community-focused, encouraging others to “donate even a couple dollars” to local charities like Telethon.
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I Am Australian - The Seekers
Liam displays a deeply rooted connection to his home country, specifically through his involvement in 'Auspol' and his pride in Western Australia. He explicitly questions his relationship with the nation's patriotic music, asking if he is “allowed to like the song ‘I am Australian’” despite its inclusive nature. Even while traveling abroad, he expresses a longing for home, stating that hearing news from Bondi “makes me wish I was back in Australia more than ever”. His focus on local issues, like his support for the “Labor Governments” and his interest in “Australian States/Territories/Cities Explained”, cements this song as his ideal anthem. Ultimately, the song's themes of diverse identity and national belonging mirror his journey as a student of politics navigating his own Progressive Patriotism.
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