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Your Simpsons character
They read as a chaotic, jokey teen with a flair for over-the-top reactions and mock aggression, very much in line with Bart Simpson. Tweets like “KILL TELAMON KILL TELAMON KILL TELAMON…” exaggerate anger in a way that feels more prankish than genuinely hostile, similar to Bart’s theatrical troublemaking. Their timeline is full of playful bit-committing, such as the repeated #itzskeet_playz posts like “i killed you, im not gonna crazh #itzskeet_playz”, echoing Bart’s fixation on inside jokes and running gags. They oscillate between self-deprecating humor and performative drama, as in “might post art idk maybe idk i should kill myself or maybe post art idk”, which mirrors Bart’s blend of angst and clowning. Even their casual "slop" talk and chaotic food posting, like “IM FUCKING UP THESE BUFFALO CHICKEN RIBS @bluujoshi”, fits Bart’s messy, impulsive, teen-gremlin energy.

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They lean Introvert: their timeline centers on niche interests and art rather than overt socializing, and even gratitude is framed a bit shyly, as in “Theeenks for 50 followuurrrrs” and “Sorry for lack of posts,, dont have any slop to feed you guys”, which suggests a small, parasocial circle rather than broad real‑life social activity. They appear strongly Intuitive, focusing on fandom ideas, headcanons, and symbolic things rather than concrete, practical life; examples include playful worldbuilding like “Skeets birthday is october 8th because I Said So. And thats My birthday too” and meta humor such as “'Freaky font' IT'S PAPYRUS IT'S PAPYRUS THE FONT IS PAPYRUS”. The way they clarify values and emotional stances points to Feeling: they’re concerned with morality and community perceptions, as in “Im just gonna clarify Im not proshipdarkship whatever i literally just dont care. Okay?” and emotionally charged posts like “Stole my fucking tweet idea. Cancel tammy and remove odds from #NoMoreTime”. Their tone is more expressive and dramatic than purely logical, e.g. “KILL TELAMON KILL TELAMON…” and “I keep sneezing fawk my loiiifee”. Finally, they seem Perceiving: their posts are spontaneous, in-the-moment reactions—“might post art idk maybe idk i should kill myself or maybe post art idk” and “I FELL ASLEEP MINUTES AFTER THIS WAS POSTEDGAHHH” both show a flexible, unstructured approach to plans. Taken together—introverted fandom/art focus, imaginative and symbolic content, value-driven emotional reactions, and loose, spur‑of‑the‑moment posting—this profile best fits INFP.

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19 | Artist & chronic papercut victim. Powered by buffalo chicken ribs, weird fonts & #itzskeet_playz lore. Probably overthinking my next post.– @remainabystandr

Your signature cocktail
This cocktail is loud, chaotic, and meme-coded, just like their timeline—anchored by spicy buffalo-infused vodka as a nod to “IM FUCKING UP THESE BUFFALO CHICKEN RIBS @bluujoshi,” giving it messy, unapologetic main-character energy. Electric blue curaçao mirrors their hyper-online, neon fandom side, especially the constant #itzskeet_playz bits like “Hi skeet” and the obsessive posting about Skeet’s birthday “because I Said So.” Ginger beer brings a bite that fits their dramatic capslock spirals like “KILL TELAMON KILL TELAMON KILL TELAMON…” while still being playful instead of actually mean. A splash of blood orange juice captures the mix of cuteness and mild peril—getting random cuts and papercuts in “Ive accidentally cut my hands 4 times in the past two days” and “I also gave myself a papercut on a piece of cardboard”—sweet, but a little dangerous. Finally, the Papyrus-sugar rim with a lemon twist is a direct, silly homage to “‘Freaky font’ IT'S PAPYRUS IT'S PAPYRUS THE FONT IS PAPYRUS,” giving the drink an ironically cursed aesthetic that matches their meme-heavy, aggressively online vibe. Strong enough for a late-night art-posting crisis like “might post art idk maybe idk i should kill myself or maybe post art,” but fizzy and fun so it still feels like a party in a glass.

Your Hogwarts House
They show a warm, loyal, community-oriented vibe more than ambition or heroics, which is very Hufflepuff-coded. They clearly care about their mutuals and online circles, e.g. thanking people for milestones in “Theeenks for 50 followuurrrrs” and affectionately addressing followers in “Sorry for lack of posts,, dont have any slop to feed you guys”. Their boundaries are based on fairness rather than drama; they calmly clarify their stance in “Im just gonna clarify Im not proshipdarkship whatever i literally just dont care. Okay?”, which suggests a desire to be understood and avoid needless conflict. The repeated, playful engagement with niche tags and friends like “#itzskeet_playz Hi skeet” and sharing food pics in “IM FUCKING UP THESE BUFFALO CHICKEN RIBS @bluujoshi” show someone who values simple joys and camaraderie. While they have flashes of intensity in posts like “KILL TELAMON KILL TELAMON…”, the overall pattern is low-ego, friendly, and grounded rather than ambitious, cerebral, or glory-seeking—fitting Hufflepuff best.

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A well‑suited song for them is "Teen Idle" by MARINA, because it captures a mix of dark humor, self‑deprecation, and intense feelings that matches their timeline. They joke about their own posting and worth in ways that echo the song’s themes of messy youth and ambivalence, like when they say “might post art idk maybe idk i should kill myself or maybe post art idk”. Their dramatic, all‑caps outbursts such as “KILL TELAMON KILL TELAMON KILL TELAMON…” and “IM FUCKING UP THESE BUFFALO CHICKEN RIBS @bluujoshi” show the same over-the-top, hyper-emotional energy that MARINA leans into. They’re also self-aware about fandom drama and labels, as in “Im just gonna clarify Im not proshipdarkship whatever i literally just dont care. Okay?”, which fits the song’s perspective of a teenager feeling detached from everyone’s expectations. Overall, Teen Idle matches their age, online chaos, and blend of irony and sincerity.

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