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Your Simpsons character
They most closely match Bart Simpson: chaotic, playful, and affectionately annoying in a way that’s clearly rooted in love. Their hyper, keyboard-smash enthusiasm and silly misspellings, like “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!1111!!!!/pospospospos i lom so happu this is Asosme”, mirror Bart’s loud, impulsive excitement. The way they joke about their boyfriend with lines like “It's trans visibility day so I will be stalking my boyfriend the whole time to make sure he's visible.” has the same teasing-but-sincere affection Bart shows the people he actually cares about. Their love of mischiefy fandom bits, like “Let’s all be alpha kids and not tell vriska #Homestuck” and yelling “MY NAME IS CALIBORN”, fits Bart’s prankster energy and flair for dramatics. Even their bio, “snowie hehe I liek smow,” and posts about “sillies” and critters suggest a perpetually-kidlike, chaotic-creative vibe that lines up with Bart more than any other main Simpsons character.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Extraverted: their timeline is highly expressive, outwardly focused, and socially playful, often addressing fandom as a group, e.g. “Let’s all be alpha kids and not tell vriska #Homestuck” and joking about hovering over their boyfriend on Trans Visibility Day in “I will be stalking my boyfriend the whole time to make sure he's visible.”. They are clearly iNtuitive, gravitating toward ideas, AUs, and fictional possibilities more than concrete details, as in “I rhink there should be like a fanfic or an au where all of the HS kids getting their classpects swapped like Thay one MLP episode I think that would be sick”. Their tone is strongly Feeling-oriented: they center emotions and affection, using intense positive reaction language like “Life is so beautiful actually I can't believe I missed hs Twitter.” and “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!1111!!!!/pospospospos i lom so happu this is Asosme made my day”, and they care about characters and ships in an emotionally charged way. Finally, they appear Perceiving rather than structured: their tweets feel spontaneous, chaotic, and in-the-moment—e.g. “MY NAME IS CALIBORN” and the unfiltered caps in “MY MOM CALLED THEM UGLY IM DOUSING MYSELF IN GASOLINE THEY CANT SURELY BE THAT BAD?”—with no sign of careful planning or rigid organization. Altogether, this points most strongly to ENFP: an enthusiastic, idea-driven, emotionally expressive fandom extrovert who thrives on playful, creative interaction.

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Homestuck enjoyer, critter curator & occasional Caliborn impersonator. Drawing trolls, alpha kids, and girlfriends (ignore Karkat).– @RemanusRattus

Your signature cocktail
The Alpha Kid Snowmosa is a bright, chaotic-sweet cocktail that mirrors their excited, caps-lock energy and Homestuck brainrot. A base of vanilla-infused white rum captures their soft but unhinged enthusiasm, like when they yell “MY MOM CALLED THEM UGLY IM DOUSING MYSELF IN GASOLINE” and somehow make it endearing. Blue curaçao gives it a trollblood, skytinted hue for all the #Homestuck art and sillies, from “4 girlfriends (ignore Karkat) #homestuck” to “Sillies…. #homestuck #fantroll #homestuckoc”. Lychee soda or lemonade keeps it light, fizzy, and playful, echoing their joy in posts like “Life is so beautiful actually I can't believe I missed hs Twitter.” and their gleeful keysmashes in “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!1111!!!!/pospospospos i lom so happu this is Asosme made my day”. A cotton candy foam or whipped cream topper is the literal ‘smow’—fluffy and sweet like their bio “snowie hehe I liek smow” and their devotion in “It’s trans visibility day so I will be stalking my boyfriend the whole time to make sure he's visible.”. Finally, edible glitter or star-shaped sprinkles nod to their AU/fanfic imagination in “I rhink there should be like a fanfic or an au where all of the HS kids getting their classpects swapped like Thay one MLP episode I think that would be sick”, turning the drink into something as experimental and sparkly as their timeline.

Your Hogwarts House
Their timeline radiates affection, warmth, and a focus on relationships over ego, which are classic Hufflepuff traits. They talk about their boyfriend in a playful, caretaking way, saying “It's trans visibility day so I will be stalking my boyfriend the whole time to make sure he's visible.”, which shows loyalty and a desire to support someone they love rather than center themselves. Their enthusiasm for fandom and friends is consistently positive and others-focused, like when they gush over art and posts with lines such as “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!1111!!!!/pospospospos i lom so happu this is Asosme made my day” and “This is perfect made my day”, highlighting how much joy they take in what others create. Even their self-deprecating dramatics, like “MY MOM CALLED THEM UGLY IM DOUSING MYSELF IN GASOLINE THEY CANT SURELY BE THAT BAD?”, are framed around defending something they love rather than attacking anyone, reinforcing a gentle, protective vibe. Overall, their kindness, loyalty to loved ones, and wholehearted, earnest engagement with their interests best align with Hufflepuff.

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A fitting song for @RemanusRattus is “The Middle” because it balances earnest emotion with playful, slightly chaotic joy, much like their timeline. They’re openly and exuberantly trans-positive and affectionate, as seen in “It's trans visibility day so I will be stalking my boyfriend the whole time to make sure he's visible.”, echoing the song’s themes of self-acceptance and caring for others. Their hyper, enthusiastic posting style—like “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!1111!!!!/pospospospos i lom so happu this is Asosme made my day” and “Life is so beautiful actually I can't believe I missed hs Twitter.”—matches the song’s upbeat reassurance that things get better. The mix of genuine feelings and silly fandom obsession in tweets such as “Let’s all be alpha kids and not tell vriska #Homestuck” and “There isn’t enough jadefef in this world </3 #Homestuck #jadefef” reflects the way The Middle validates being a bit weird and passionate. Overall, the song’s message of staying true to yourself while navigating awkward, intense feelings fits their openly nerdy, affectionate, and delightfully chaotic online persona.

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