
Strengths and Weaknesses

Your Simpsons character
They line up best with Bart Simpson: chaotic, loud, affectionate, and constantly online-gaming. Like Bart, they swing between over-the-top jokes and genuine sweetness, going from dark humor like “how it feels knowing im losing my job in May (Im killing myself)” to pure joy in tweets such as “I love my life”. Their energy is impulsive and mischief-coded—complaining about work instead of grinding games in “today will be a god awful day. why do I have to work the whole day when I can just grind monster hunter”, or yelling about biting their lip in “FOUR FUCKING TIMES NOW AND IM GONNA SHOOT MYSELF”. At the same time, they’re deeply attached to their girlfriend and friends, like Bart’s hidden soft side, shown in “I love my girlfriend she's the best ever” and the very public devotion in “NEW YEAR NEW GAY I LOVE MY GIRLFRIEND #MATCHING”. Their gamer competitiveness, bragging about wins like “23 kill win YAY”, also matches Bart’s show-off, thrill-seeking streak. Overall, the combination of chaotic humor, constant antics, and loud affection makes Bart the closest fit.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Extrovert (E): they constantly engage with friends, oomfs, and their girlfriend, joke about being gifted Nitro and bundles, and share gaming wins publicly, e.g. “nitro just ran out someone should gift meit cause im so cool” and “having to juggle between playing with my irls/oomfs/girlfriend is so hard”. Their focus is strongly Sensing (S): they talk about concrete experiences—work conditions, snow, specific games, kills, food—like “this country is annoying. it'll snow heavily, the snow will thaw, and the very next day ill start snowing heavily again . I HAVE WORK TODAY” and “playing silent hill F on the hardest difficulties Is so fucking bad for me Cause one i have no healing TWO I CANT FIND A WEAPON”. They show strong Feeling (F) preferences, reacting emotionally and valuing relationships, e.g. “I love my girlfriend she's the best ever”, “music will always cheer me up”, and frustration framed through feelings like “this fucking dork ruining a small twitch stream genuinely how do you find fun in this”. Their lifestyle is clearly Perceiving (P): they bounce between many games, complain about work vs wanting to "just grind monster hunter" like “today will be a god awful day. why do I have to work the whole day when I can just grind monster hunter”, and act on impulse (buying multiple games for their girlfriend on a whim) in “just bought my girlfriend sea of thieves, phasmaphobia and Detroit become human YES im the goat”. The combination of high-energy social sharing, sensory enjoyment (games, food, weather), emotional expressiveness, and spontaneous behavior points most strongly to ESFP.

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EU gamer + throwing award hoarder. Once bought my girlfriend 3 games in a day and still queued ranked after. Currently juggling work, snow, and queues.– @rememberthesnow

Your signature cocktail
The Highguard Snowstorm Duo-Queue is a chaotic, cosy mix for a gamer who celebrates every win and every snowfall. The vodka with jalapeño and pickle brine nods to their intense phases and food obsessions, from “for the last few months I've had an insane obsession with jalapeños” to declaring “pickle ketchup is actual heaven in a bottle”. Cloudy apple juice and lemon bring a cloudy winter vibe and a little bite, matching the weather complaints in “this country is annoying. it'll snow heavily… I HAVE WORK TODAY” and the endless exhaustion of “no amount of sleep in the world will make me feel not exhausted goddamn man”. Blue curaçao and lychee liqueur add a bright, queer, candy-colored sweetness for someone who shouts “NEW YEAR NEW GAY I LOVE MY GIRLFRIEND #MATCHING” and constantly posts about wins like “23 kill win YAY” and “GOT AN ACE TODAY BY THE FUCKING WAY”. The crushed ice and fizz on top capture their love of snow and explosions, from “IT SNOWED” to “HAPPY NEW YEARS !!!!! EXPLOSIONS POW POW POW”, while the overall strong-but-fun profile matches someone who says “this game might be peak” and still finds room to gush that “I love my life”.

Your Hogwarts House
Their strongest throughline is loyalty, warmth, and valuing relationships over everything else, which is very Hufflepuff-coded. They constantly gush about their girlfriend and friends, from their bio "I LOVE MY GIRLFRIEND" to tweets like “I love my girlfriend she's the best ever” and the playful but devoted "Me. and Wif. ok?" posts such as “Me. and Wif. ok?”. They go out of their way to do nice things for others, like “just bought my girlfriend sea of thieves, phasmaphobia and Detroit become human YES im the goat” and gifting subs to a friend’s brother in “just gave her brother 2 subs btw”, which shows generosity and a desire to support their circle. Their frustration about work and exhaustion (“no amount of sleep in the world will make me feel not exhausted goddamn man”) paired with still showing up and grinding games and life reflects the Hufflepuff association with perseverance and hard work. Even their jokes about missing their wife at work, like “haven't even started work yet today and I miss my wife”, emphasize how much they prioritize bonds and emotional closeness over status, ambition, or intellectual one‑upmanship. Overall, the consistent kindness, devotion to loved ones, and grounded, everyday perseverance fit Hufflepuff far better than the other houses.

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A fitting song for them is Girls Like Girls by Hayley Kiyoko, which celebrates queer love and openly loving your girlfriend. They constantly and proudly talk about their relationship, from their bio "I LOVE MY GIRLFRIEND @pachidvamari ♡" to tweets like “me and the Missus.” and “I love my girlfriend she's the best ever”. Their playful posts about being a couple, such as “#NewProfilePic NEW YEAR NEW GAY I LOVE MY GIRLFRIEND #MATCHING”, align with the song’s proud, romantic tone. The track’s mix of tenderness and confidence mirrors how they gush about buying her games like “just bought my girlfriend sea of thieves, phasmaphobia and Detroit become human YES im the goat”. Overall, the song’s theme of unapologetic sapphic love fits the way they center their girlfriend and queer joy in their online persona.

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