Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Emotionally honest: Openly shares distress and vulnerability, like “i scream and cry out hoping for people to care but i get nothing” and “im going to break soon”.
- Humorous creative: Uses absurd humor and creative scenarios, such as “someone needs to make tinder for evil mastermind fucked up doctors please” and playful posts about snacks, games, and OCs.
- Self‑reflective: Actively questions their experiences and mental health, like “im beginning to believe i → → MIGHT ← ← have bpd” and “i think im going to ask people if i was groomed for the rest of my life”.
- Empathy‑oriented: States anti‑harassment values in bio and criticizes romanticizing illness, e.g. “you people are all like 'heehee i want a mentally ill partner :333!' but then the moment their mental illness isnt able to be sexualized or romanticized by you you leave them”.
- Expressive artist: Regularly draws and designs characters, like “drawing an oc ive had for a long while heeheeheehahahahohoho” and “i have an idea for a sick ass design”.
Weaknesses:
- Self‑destructive urges: Frequently mentions harming themself, e.g. “i cant be left alone with a hammer because ill start hitting myself in the head with it” and “i want to make this eternal suffering end once and for all”.
- Substance misuse: Talks about excessive melatonin and idealizing drugs, like “taking even more melatonin because i #hatemyself”, “me and 380 mg melatonin”, and “xanax 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤💭💭💭”.
- Hopeless thinking: Often frames life as irreparably over, like “its actually so over for me” and “getting worse till i either end up in the #hospital or #6feetunderground”.
- Validation dependence: Strong reliance on external attention, e.g. “someone here pretend to care please at least like a tiny bit” and “i want gimmicks because i crave love and attention because i have no sense of self worth hi”.
- Risky sexualization: Expresses plans to oversexualize themself and mixes it with low self‑worth, like “when i turn 18 im lowkey going to oversexualize myself to hell and back because i feel like thats the only way ill ever be truly loved by others”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Lisa fits best because she’s hyper-introspective, often feels out of place, and swings between trying to improve herself and feeling crushed by loneliness. This user openly analyzes their own mental health and identity, like when they say they’re “looking into the dsm criteria of bpd and going fuuuuuuck” “looking into the dsm criteria of bpd and going fuuuuuuck” and admit “i want gimmicks because i crave love and attention because i have no sense of self worth hi” “i want gimmicks because i crave love and attention because i have no sense of self worth hi”, which echoes Lisa’s self-aware, often painful introspection. Like Lisa, they feel deeply hurt by being used or dismissed, as in “i hate feeling used and replaced” and “like holy shit ive never felt so used and worthless before”. They show clear intelligence and niche interests (Pokemon, Gregory Horror Show, music, niche internet culture) alongside a strong moral stance in their bio (“anti harassment radinclus dog in your phone. PLUR, don't be a dick!”), which fits Lisa’s mix of idealism and outsider status. Their intense emotional swings, from dark, self-destructive humor like “taking even more melatonin because i #hatemyself” to playful, nerdy excitement such as “ASDFMOVIE 16 MY PANTIES ARE SOAKED”, also mirror Lisa’s oscillation between despair and passionate enthusiasm.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
The overall tone points to Introversion: they talk about isolation, staying in their room, and feeling alone rather than energized by others, e.g. “not going to school sleep schedule fucked up no plans for the future completely alone its actually so over for me” and “i want gimmicks because i crave love and attention because i have no sense of self worth hi”, which shows a strong inner focus and online venting rather than outward sociability. Their tweets are full of abstract, dramatic, and hypothetical statements rather than concrete sensory detail, suggesting Intuition: “if i dont get a lover before febuary 13th 11:59pm i will shock myself with 100,000 volts of electricity before going to the pharmacy and taking everything there that is consumable before finally leaping off the top of the eiffel tower in paris, france” exaggerates conceptually rather than describing real-world specifics. They clearly lead with emotion and values over detached logic, pointing to Feeling: they frequently express hurt, perceived rejection, and a desire to be loved, as in “like holy shit ive never felt so used and worthless before” and “tbh this goes with mental illness in general. you people are all like 'heehee i want a mentally ill partner :333!' but then the moment their mental illness isnt able to be sexualized or romanticized by you you leave them”. They come off more spontaneous and chaotic than structured, which fits Perceiving: they repeatedly mention wrecked sleep, impulsive behavior, and lack of planning, e.g. “taking even more melatonin because i #hatemyself” and “when i turn 18 im lowkey going to oversexualize myself to hell and back because i feel like thats the only way ill ever be truly loved by others”. The mix of intense inner emotional life, self-analysis about possible BPD, and idealistic/romanticized thinking (like wanting love to fix everything and fantasizing about characters) is highly characteristic of INFP in online behavior, especially in how they dramatize feelings and identity struggles while staying unstructured and reactive.
Some pickup lines for you
- If you’re ‘getting worse till you end up in the #hospital or #6feetunderground,’ can I be the evil ass doctor who breaks protocol and prescribes you one (1) smoke-free cuddle and lifetime dog-in-your-phone enrichment instead?
- You said ‘never playing Terraria again beat skeleton and got a curse put on me’—lucky for you, I main Support IRL. I can’t lift the curse, but I can absolutely stand next to you making dumb jokes while you place torches and complain about Kanto.
- You: ‘when I turn 18 I’m going to oversexualize myself because that’s the only way I’ll ever be truly loved.’ Me: bold of you to assume I’m not already in love with the nerdy nummies, Gregory Horror Show, evil doctor brainrot, plushies-in-a-smoke-filled-room disaster you are right now.
- You took 380mg of melatonin and still couldn’t sleep—have you considered replacing it with one (1) late-night call where we rank wavy vs straight chips, complain about Valentines Day propaganda, and I remind you every ten minutes that you’re actually worth caring about?
- ‘Cigarettes damage your organs’—you promise? Okay but counteroffer: instead of slowly frying your lungs, let me be the pup-hood-wearing, Pokémon-watching, ASDFmovie-quoting menace who damages your ability to say ‘I’m completely alone’ with overwhelming, annoying affection.
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Your new Twitter bio
17 • they/he/she. Draws dogs, hoards plushies, survives on chips & mac n cheese. Once stole a book by accident and felt too awkward to give it back.– @remorien
Your signature cocktail
Cupid’s Melatonin Misfit Mule
Vodka with black tea and mint captures their jittery, sleep-deprived vibe and vape/cig cravings, a nod to “a mint vape would prob save me tbh” and “me and 380 mg melatonin”. Sour cherry liqueur stands in for their bleeding-heart, breakable emotions, echoing “im going to break soon” and “i feel used and worthless”. Pink grapefruit juice brings a sharp, bright tang for their chaotic humor and fandom brainrot, like “ASDFMOVIE 16 MY PANTIES ARE SOAKED” and “oh mggod...pokemon...”. Smoked salt & lime cordial represents the self-destructive, smoky edge of their room and habits, referencing “the plushies and figures in my smoke filled room” and “cigarettes damage your organs' you promise?”. The melatonin-purple lavender foam crowns it all in dramatic, drowsy aesthetic, a theatrical flourish for someone who says “i <3 digging myself into a deeper and deeper hole and making myself worse” yet still signs off with soft goodnights like “ok guys goodnight love you all yaay”.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Their core values and how they talk about others point most strongly to Hufflepuff traits like care, fairness, and craving connection. Their bio frames them as an “anti harassment radinclus dog in your phone. PLUR, don't be a dick!,” which shows a fairness- and kindness-focused ethos that fits Hufflepuff’s inclusivity and anti-cruelty stance more than any other house. Even while struggling, they repeatedly seek gentle connection and validation, e.g. asking “someone here pretend to care please at least like a tiny bit” and saying “i want gimmicks because i crave love and attention because i have no sense of self worth hi”, reflecting a deep desire to belong and be cared for. They also empathize with the realities of mental illness and call out people who romanticize it, arguing that others bail when it stops being pretty: “you people are all like 'heehee i want a mentally ill partner :333!' but then the moment their mental illness isnt able to be sexualized or romanticized by you you leave them”, which shows a strong sense of justice and loyalty to those who are vulnerable. Although there is creativity and dark humor in their posts, the throughline is a hurt person who values kindness, inclusion, and being genuinely cared for—hallmark Hufflepuff qualities.
Your movie
Your song
Bury a Friend - Billie Eilish
A song that fits them well is Bury a Friend by Billie Eilish because it captures intrusive thoughts, self‑destruction, and feeling dehumanized, all of which are recurring in their tweets. They talk about wanting their own destruction in a half-joking, half-serious way, like when they say “i hope blucifer falls onto me and crushes me like a bug” and “getting worse till i either end up in the #hospital or #6feetunderground”. The song’s themes of self-sabotage and numbness mirror posts such as “i <3 digging myself into a deeper and deeper hole and making myself worse” and “taking even more melatonin because i #hatemyself”. Their mix of dark humor and genuine pain, like “i cant be left alone with a hammer because ill start hitting myself in the head with it”, aligns with the song’s eerie, self-interrogating tone. Even the sense of being used and alienated — “ive never felt so used and worthless before” — echoes the song’s underlying feeling of being more monster than person, haunted by their own mind.
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