Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Emotionally honest: Openly shares highs and lows, from feeling “leve livre e solta” in “eu to tao leve livre e solta esses dias” to admitting a “crise depressiva” in “ja passou essa sensaçao agora to em crise depressiva 🤘”.
- Affectionate friend: Frequently expresses love and support to others, as in “te amo tanto amor” and “amor te amo”.
- Humorous self‑irony: Makes fun of herself and her situations, like calling herself “bugonica” in “to bugonica” and joking about crashing the car in “bom dia so pra quem bateu o carro”.
- Socially engaged: Actively interacts with others via quoted tweets, lives, and shared experiences, e.g. “to em live bebendo bjs” and reacting to friends’ posts in multiple quoted tweets.
- Culturally curious: Engages with music, films, and media, sharing tracks like “meuo assim” and reacting thoughtfully to movies in “filme lindo” and “acabei de assistir bugonia e meu deus”.
Weaknesses:
- Aggressive language: Uses harsh insults and profanity toward others, as seen in “vai se fude todo mundo vai t” and “vai se fude”.
- Self‑destructive ideation: Mentions wanting to die and canceling future plans in “cancelando meus planos e metas de 2026 motivo: vou me matar”.
- Reckless substance use: Talks casually about heavy drinking and medication, like “me passei horrores na bebida” and “brisadin de xanax”.
- Impulsive hostility: Expresses sudden anger and desire for violence, as in “vo fingir autismo pra bater em quem n gosto” and “q saco irmao me estressei”.
- Insensitive joking: Uses neurodivergence as a punchline, for example in “todo mundo eh autista agora eh” and “vo fingir autismo pra bater em quem n gosto”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Despite the chaotic party energy, this user fits Lisa Simpson best: emotionally intense, hyper‑self‑aware, and often overwhelmed by how much they feel and think. They swing between existential crisis and trying to do better, like going from “cancelando meus planos e metas de 2026 motivo: vou me matar” to joking that “sim amor ja tomei minha risperidona”, which mirrors Lisa’s oscillation between despair and self‑help. There’s a strong introspective and poetic side in posts like “quando vc para pra refletir e”, “n tenho pressa mas tenho urgencia”, and “eu sai pra ver a lua e vi o mar”, very much like Lisa’s tendency to turn feelings into philosophy. At the same time, they show sharp social perception and criticism, e.g. questioning stereotypes about autism in “pq autismo nos meninos eh tipo destruicao agressao… e em meninas eh normal” and mocking online fads in “todo mundo eh autista agora eh”, which matches Lisa’s critical, analytical view of society. The mix of being tender and romantic (“te amo tanto amor”) yet easily hurt and disillusioned (“RECIPROCIDADE ZERO NAO TO ACOSTUMADA COM AMOR SINCERO”) is also classic Lisa: idealistic, sensitive, and constantly trying to reconcile her big feelings with a messy world.
Your MBTI personality Type
ESFP
They strongly lean Extrovert: they constantly tweet about parties, bars and social outings like “indo no bdz pela terceira semana seguida” and streaming to an audience in “to em live bebendo bjs”, and they clearly enjoy being in the middle of social chaos rather than in quiet solitude. Their focus is very Sensing: they talk about concrete, sensory experiences—alcohol flavors in “amarula um licor de pina colada e uma cachaça de banana na minha geladeira”, physical exhaustion, hangovers like “a ressaca ta bbd”, and visible bruises in “acabei de descobrir um hematoma q n sei da onde saiu”—rather than abstract theories. They are heavily Feeling, driven by emotions, relationships, and mood swings: they vent about hurt and reciprocity in “RECIPROCIDADE ZERO…”, depressive episodes in “to mt mal nao falem comigo pelos proximos meses”, and affection for others in “te amo tanto amor”. Finally, they clearly prefer Perceiving: their life seems spontaneous and unstructured, with frequent last‑minute roles and impulsive choices like “me passei horrores na bebida” and joking about abandoning all plans in “cancelando meus planos e metas de 2026 motivo: vou me matar”, and they embrace constant new experiences and changing moods rather than a rigid plan, as seen in “tenho novos amores todos os dias acho lindo isso”. Putting this together, ESFP—an energetic, sensory, emotion‑driven, spontaneous type—fits them best.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said “n tenho pressa mas tenho urgencia” — so I won’t rush you, but I do feel an urgent need to take you out for a drink that’s at least Amarula-level good. Deal?
- If you’re “indo no bdz pela terceira semana seguida”, I’m starting to think the real attraction there isn’t the place, it’s the possibility of accidentally-on-purpose bumping into you.
- You: “como dormir sabendo q tem uma amarula, licor de pina colada e cachaça de banana na geladeira”. Me: how sleep, knowing there’s a girl like you on the timeline and I still haven’t taken you on a date?
- You’re locked in on Valorant saying “a jett era eu”, I’m over here trying to ult straight into your heart and not whiff the conversation.
- You talk about “a nova rems nasce agora” and going to tattoo soon; if your new era needs a soft launch, I volunteer as the first person to take the rebranded you out to celebrate.
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Part-time bartender, full-time overthinker. Once fell asleep guarding a fridge full of Amarula. Streaming, tattoos, and trying not to crash cars.– @remszka
Your signature cocktail
Bugônica Amarula Meltdown
This cocktail starts with Amarula cream liqueur because they literally can’t sleep knowing there’s “uma amarula um licor de pina colada e uma cachaça de banana na minha geladeira” in there, so the base has to be creamy, sweet chaos. Banana cachaça brings the reckless party energy of “me passei horrores na bebida” and “a ressaca ta bbd”, turning every sip into a story they’ll half-regret later. A splash of piña colada mix over crushed ice channels their eternal craving for beach escapism and Rio vibes from “QUERO PRAIA QUERO RIO DE JANEIRO” and “quero praiar quero rio quero praia”. The espresso or coffee liqueur is their locked‑in, slightly manic side, the one that tweets “locked in so hard” and “sinto que vou enlouquecer” while still showing up to work like “eu no trabaio”. Finally, the sea salt and lime twist cut through the sweetness with a little bitterness and attitude, matching the raw honesty of “vai se fude todo mundo vai t” and the sudden mood flips of “ja passou essa sensaçao agora to em crise depressiva 🤘”.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
This user shows a strong streak of self‑preservation, boundary-setting, and a combative edge that fits Slytherin. In their bio they push back hard against judgment and locate themselves in a tough environment: “oi gente boa noite para de me xinga nos comentário pq vcs n me conhece vcs n sabe como eu so quem eu so vcs nem moram aonde eu moro vai se fude todo mundo vai t”, which is classic defensive, survival-oriented energy. They’re bluntly willing to choose their own peace over moral grandstanding, joking that they would pick ending an annoyance over ending world hunger: “eu juro q se tivesse uma escolha agora entre acabar com a fome e acabar com essa merda de six seven eu escolheria acabar com essa merda ambulante de six seven”. There’s also a recurring focus on status, appearance, and social positioning, like flexing going out repeatedly and gaining followers: “indo no bdz pela terceira semana seguida” and “voltei do role com 3 follow no insta q porra eh essa”, which reads as socially ambitious. Even their dark humor about violence or harsh consequences, such as “se pega meu iphone vai toma coça na vintem se pega meu iphone vai toma coça na vintem se pega na barricada vai. toma. bala.”, reinforces a worldview built around toughness and protecting what’s theirs. While they have emotional depth and vulnerability, the dominant pattern is sharp, self-focused, and survival-driven, aligning most with Slytherin.
Your movie
Your song
Boys Will Be Bugs - Cavetown
A song that fits them well is Boys Will Be Bugs by Cavetown, which is about being messy, emotionally volatile, and self-aware in a darkly humorous way. They constantly swing between chaos and vulnerability, talking about drinking and partying like in “me passei horrores na bebida” and “to em live bebendo bjs”, but also confessing mental health struggles like “ja passou essa sensaçao agora to em crise depressiva 🤘” and “sinto que vou enlouquecer”. The song’s theme of being a bit of a disaster while still wanting love and understanding matches tweets such as “RECIPROCIDADE ZERO NAO TO ACOSTUMADA COM AMOR SINCERO” and their joking references to meds like “sim amor ja tomei minha risperidona”. Their bio’s defensive energy and profanity, along with moments like “cancelando meus planos e metas de 2026 motivo: vou me matar” and “necessitando de uma castraçao quimica”, echo the song’s mix of self-deprecation, frustration, and dark comedy. Overall, the track’s blend of emotional turbulence, sarcasm, and tender undertone mirrors how they tweet through their highs and lows.
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