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Lisa fits best because she’s intensely introspective, artistic, and often lonely despite wanting connection. This user writes poetic, metaphor-heavy reflections like “It is strange to look in the mirror and see that I am just a broken and mended porcelain…” and “I feel the cold breeze on my face, the wind echoes in my chains…”, which mirrors Lisa’s tendency to process pain through elaborate inner monologues. Like Lisa, she is deeply affected by injustice and bigotry, calling out transfobia and hypocrisy in posts such as “Why do people insist on keeping contact with openly transphobic people?”. She also expresses a longing for genuine friendship and shared hobbies — for example, “I would like to have friends to play Stardew Valley” and multiple pleas for people to play LoL with her — echoing Lisa’s recurring arc of wanting peers who truly understand her. The self-loathing and feeling like an “insect” in tweets such as “I hate being trans and this makes me feel like an insect too” and “I wanted to look in the mirror and see anything but an insect” also parallel Lisa’s episodes of depression and alienation. Even the sharp, sometimes harsh humor and frustration at others’ lack of engagement (“Why do you follow me if you won't interact with me in this shit”) match Lisa’s mix of idealism, sensitivity, and simmering resentment when the world lets her down.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Introvert: they repeatedly mention isolation and lack of interaction, e.g. “Ninguém conversa comigo”, “Eu queria ter amigos”, and call having few followers “therapeutic” in “É tão bom não ter seguidor, se vcs soubessem o quanto isso é terapêutico”, despite craving some engagement. They show strong Intuition through metaphorical, abstract self-expression, like “É estranho me olhar no espelho e ver que sou apenas uma porcelana quebrada e remendada” and “Sinto a brisa gelada no meu rosto, o vento ecoa nas minhas correntes”, focusing on symbolic inner states rather than concrete facts. Their decision-making is clearly Feeling-oriented: they talk about values and emotions (transphobia, hypocrisy, self-worth), e.g. “Prefiro uma pecadora honesta do que uma seguidora hipócrita” and the hurt in “Eu odeio ser trans e isso me faz eu me sentir um inseto também”. They appear more Perceiving than Judging: they act impulsively with social media (constant sudden SB/unfollow/block jokes like “Amo dar sb” and “Post de engajamento! Comente algo para eu te bloquear”), game spontaneously (“Quem quer jogar lol!?”), and oscillate moods rather than presenting a structured, planned life. Taken together—introspective isolation, poetic abstraction, intense emotionality, and spontaneous behavior—this aligns best with INFP.

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Trans woman | LoL & Stardew enjoyer | Once called a lady on the bus at 8am and almost gave my number instead of swearing | Here for games & honest people– @RenHakueis

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This cocktail is bright, dramatic, and a little chaotic—just like someone who tweets “Agora um vício: ser escrota” and then immediately asks “Quem quer jogar lol!?”. The silver cachaça/rum gives it a sharp, strong core, echoing her bluntness in posts like “Vai se foder” and “Seu lixo do caralho”. Pink guava juice brings sweetness and softness, nodding to the vulnerable side of “Eu queria ter amigos” and “Eu gostaria de ter amigos para jogar stardew valley”. Lemon juice adds bitterness and acidity to represent the sting of feeling like “Eu me sinto um inseto” and “Eu odeio ser trans e isso me faz eu me sentir um inseto também”. Hibiscus syrup gives a deep red, almost celestial color, tying into her poetic, dramatic lines like “Sinto a brisa gelada no meu rosto, o vento ecoa nas minhas correntes” and the magical vibe of “Guardiãs estelares, comigo!”. A splash of sparkling water lightens everything, capturing her playful, meme-y energy in tweets like “Me sigam para a gente conversar e eu dar SB em vc 1 dia depois” and her constant “Oi/Oii/Olá” pings that refuse to let the timeline stay quiet.

Your Hogwarts House
Across her tweets, she shows strong self‑preservation, sharp defensiveness, and ruthless boundary-setting, which are classic Slytherin traits. She repeatedly talks about soft-blocking and unfollowing people as a kind of habit or even pleasure, e.g. “Amo dar sb”, “É muito bom dar SB mds do céu... Parece até droga...”, and warns, “Me sigam para a gente conversar e eu dar SB em vc 1 dia depois”. She leverages this as a way to control her environment and protect herself emotionally, which reads more as strategic self‑preservation than simple friendliness. Her ambition and desire for recognition also surface in posts like “Me deixem famosa” and “Espero que um dia eu fiquei famosa aqui e encontre semelhantes”, pointing to a wish to rise above her current situation. Even when she’s hurt, she responds with cutting, sometimes vicious humor or hostility — for example, “Seu lixo do caralho” and “Ai vai tomar no seu cu vai” — which fits Slytherin’s more abrasive, confrontational edge. Combined, her guardedness, enjoyment of wielding social power (blocks/SBs), and yearning for status align most strongly with Slytherin rather than the more community‑oriented, studious, or overtly heroic houses.

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Bury A Friend fits them because it balances dark, intrusive thoughts with a sharp, almost playful hostility toward others, which echoes tweets like “Eu queria poder me matar sem sentir dor, não aguento mais viver nessa prisão” and “Eu queria me olhar no espelho e ver qualquer coisa no reflexo, menos um inseto. Eu me sinto um inseto”. The song’s themes of feeling monstrous, dehumanized and trapped align with metaphors such as “É estranho me olhar no espelho e ver que sou apenas uma porcelana quebrada e remendada” and “Eu queria ser livre como a água, mas as correntes não me deixam sair desta prisão”. At the same time, there’s a cutting, defensive humor and aggression toward others in tweets like “Seu lixo do caralho”, “Se mata”, and the repeated joy in blocking people such as “Amo dar sb”, which fits the song’s sinister, confrontational tone. Their mix of vulnerability and self‑isolation (“De pouquinho em pouquinho me torno uma pessoa mais horrível”, “Como eu me sinto depois de perceber que o jeito é continuar me isolando”) mirrors the track’s feeling of being both victim and monster at once. Overall, Bury A Friend captures their sense of being haunted by themselves, alienated by others, and using dark humor and hostility as armor.

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