Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Humorous: Uses playful comparisons and jokes, like calling teens flipping the bird 'fork found in the kitchen' in “adolescente de 15 anos mostrar o dedo do meio é tipo fork found in the kitchen né”.
- Self-aware: Openly reflects on their own behavior and choices, such as recognizing they might be 'the tacky person' wearing USP shirts everywhere in “eu ☝️ acho que vou ser o povo brega que usa camisa USP FFLCH em todo canto do mundo porque ne”.
- Affectionate: Expresses intense fondness for idols and characters, like yearning to 'lick this tattoo' in “QUERO TANTO LAMBER ESSA TATUAGEM EU TO INSANA PQP NAKAKITA YUMA voce sera minha morte”.
- Resilient: Keeps pursuing academic goals despite setbacks, e.g., frustration with ENEM scores but still planning options in “to bolada... isso me ferrou MUITO com o peso pro enem usp eu vou me matar” and “hoje tava escolhendo mais opcoes pra ver ne pq ne”.
- Curious: Shows interest in languages and new contexts, like introducing herself in Chinese in “你好！我叫mirella😊” and analyzing Haikyuu characters’ ages in “se os personagens de haikyuu terminam o ensino medio... entao quer dizer que ele tinja só uns 25/26 anos”.
Weaknesses:
- Catastrophizing: Frequently uses extreme language about small or stressful events, like “eu vo me mata” in “eu vo me mata” and similar dramatic reactions to grades and fandom news.
- Sleep-dysregulated: Openly struggles with sleep due to anxiety and anticipation, as in “nao conseguindo dormir porque acho que tomei uma multa e to ansiosa” and “nao consegui dormir”.
- Anxious: Shows high worry about results and future, e.g., panic over university ranking and emails in “eu vou desmaiar” and over ENEM impact in “isso me ferrou MUITO com o peso pro enem usp”.
- Impulsive: Mentions making quick choices and purchases that backfire, like choosing destinations and options rapidly in “aí ao inves de ir pro RS como 1a opcao coloquei pro ES la em vitoria” and buying sandals that ended up the wrong size in “comprei a sandalia... o tamanho 35 É MUITO GRANDE”.
- Overfixated: Focuses intensely on idols, ships, and fandom, e.g., multiple tweets about NCT, Haikyuu, and AO3 ships like “os shipps que eu mais tenho bookmark no ao3 como pode esses ncej” and repeated reactions such as “eu vou desmaiar”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They come across as a bright, self-aware overachiever who is both anxious about school and secretly proud of doing well, very much like Lisa Simpson. The whole saga about exam scores, cutoffs, and getting into Letras at USP — from stressing over ENEM results (“to bolada mas tipo muito bolada mesmo que eu acertei a mesma quantidade de questoes que ano passado… com o peso pro enem usp eu vou me matar”) to happily flexing USP/FFLCH (“eu ☝️ acho que vou ser o povo brega que usa camisa USP FFLCH em todo canto do mundo porque ne”) — mirrors Lisa’s mix of academic pressure and nerdy pride. They’re socially aware and politically minded, joking about a communist movement inviting them on a USP tour (“um movimento comunista ja me mandou mensagem pra fazer o tour pela usp e eu nem falei nada em grupo nenhum”), which fits Lisa’s left-leaning, activist streak. At the same time, they’re deeply into fandoms (NCT, Haikyuu, AO3 ships) and language/culture (“inclusive descobri que existe o pé de meia licenciatura… eles dão bolsa pra quem tirou mais de 650 no enem”, “你好！我叫mirella😊”), echoing Lisa’s love of reading, music, and learning. The dramatic, hyper-verbal tone — “eu vou desmaiar”, “EU VO MORRER”, and intense crush/tattoo thoughts — also match Lisa’s tendency to feel things very intensely and narrate them intellectually and emotionally rather than Bart-style chaos.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They come across as an Extravert (E): they constantly reference friends, groups, and social life, like joking about the noisy freshman group chat in “esse povo fala demais no grupo de calouros senhorr” and excitement about campus life in “eu ☝️ acho que vou ser o povo brega que usa camisa USP FFLCH em todo canto do mundo porque ne”. Their attention is more on patterns, meanings, and possibilities than raw facts, pointing to Intuition (N): they spin statistics into funny conceptual takes like “se o povo juro que a cada 10 pessoas 3 sao lgbts, entao no nct tem pelo menos 7 lgbts e um que ta descobrindo se é hetero ou jao” and connect anime details into broader musings in “se os personagens de haikyuu terminam o ensino medio... entao quer dizer que ele tinja só uns 25/26 anos quando comeciu q ser tecnico da karasuno..”. Their tone and decision‑making are clearly Feeling (F): they focus on emotions, relationships, and enthusiasm, for example in “indo realizar vários (dois) sonhos de infância = morar em sao paulo sem meu pai & fazer letras axho que era pra ser” and intense emotional reactions to idols and characters like “QUERO TANTO LAMBER ESSA TATUAGEM EU TO INSANA PQP NAKAKITA YUMA voce sera minha morte”. Finally, they show a flexible, improvisational lifestyle indicative of Perceiving (P): they forget bureaucratic steps such as in “acabei de lembrar que nao tirei minha inscricao do sisu”, joke about anxiety and last‑minute changes like “aí ao inves de ir pro RS como 1a opcao coloquei pro ES la em vitoria #partiuespiritosanto”, and frequently describe themselves reacting in the moment rather than following a strict plan. Altogether, the highly expressive, social, emotionally driven, and spontaneous style matches ENFP best.
Some pickup lines for you
- So you’re going to Letras at USP and already speaking Chinese and Japanese in the TL… can I apply to be your minor in ‘Romantic Languages’ or do I need a Sisu score just to stand a chance?
- You said in NCT there are ‘at least 7 LGBTs and one discovering if he’s hetero or Jão’ — I’m just here trying to discover if I’m your type or just another extra on your AO3 bookmarks.
- You didn’t remove your Sisu application, almost went to Espírito Santo, and still landed in USP… that’s not luck, that’s fate insisting you meet me in São Paulo.
- If you can rewatch Haikyuu, pause, breathe, laugh and go back to the episode, I’m confident you can handle dating me: dramatic scenes, overreactions, and a very soft heart for your favorite setter (me).
- You wanting to tattoo random creatures and Hello Kitty-level chaos on your thighs is honestly iconic, but I think the real masterpiece would be my name permanently written on your calendar for your birthday trip.
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Your new Twitter bio
Future USP Letras student, ENEM survivor, part-time NCT & Haikyuu analyst. Once almost moved cities because of a cut-off score and a childhood dream.– @renjunzeta
Your signature cocktail
MirellUSP Matutino Madness
This cocktail is strong and chaotic like their entrance into Letras at USP, running on nerves and excitement just like when they said they were “indo realizar vários (dois) sonhos de infância = morar em sao paulo sem meu pai & fazer letras” “indo realizar vários (dois) sonhos de infância = morar em sao paulo sem meu pai & fazer letras axho que era pra ser”. The cachaça with lime zest is loud, Brazilian, and a little unhinged, matching the vibe of “nacionalista mesmo VAI CORINTHIANS VAI BRASIL” “nacionalista mesmo VAI CORINTHIANS VAI BRASIL”. Guaraná syrup and a dash of espresso fuel the all‑nighter anxiety of “nao conseguindo dormir porque acho que tomei uma multa e to ansiosa pq qu recebe é minja mae” “nao conseguindo dormir porque acho que tomei uma multa e to ansiosa pq qu recebe é minja mae” and “nao consegui dormir” “nao consegui dormir [picture]”. The sour passion fruit cuts through with the frustration of “to muito bolada que eu comprei a sandalia e ela chegou no dia de sair ai o tamanho 35 É MUITO GRANDE. aff” “to muito bolada que eu comprei a sandalia e ela chegou no dia de sair ai o tamanho 35 É MUITO GRANDE. aff” and “eu fiquei UM PONTO ATRAS” “eu fiquei UM PONTO ATRAS [2 pictures]”. Finally, the edible glitter and Hello Kitty candy wink at their chaotic fandom brainrot, like wanting to tattoo a silly creature and being obsessed with cute details: “se eu estivesse com muito dinheiro pra gastar eu teria mandado mensagem agora mesmo pra tatuadora dizendo que quero tatuar esse bixo na minja coxa” “se eu estivesse com muito dinheiro pra gastar eu teria mandado mensagem agora mesmo pra tatuadora dizendo que quero tatuar esse bixo na minja coxa” and “tudo por causa de um mariachi ... que tem uma tatuagem da hello kitty nas inner thighs o que me deixou com muita inveja” “tudo por causa de um mariachi que é dos estados unidos que tem uma tatuagem da hello kitty nas inner thighs o que me deixou com muita inveja”. This is a sweet‑sour, over‑caffeinated, sparkly mess of a drink—just like their timeline.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
They’re clearly driven by curiosity and a love of learning. They obsess over exam scores and cutoffs, analyzing results in detail, like when they complain that despite getting the same number of questions right in linguagens they dropped many points and that, with the ENEM weight for USP, it “screwed” them: “to bolada ... fiz 623.9 enquanto ano passado foi 671.7 e isso me ferrou MUITO com o peso pro enem usp eu vou me matar”. They also research and compare course options and cutoffs for different universities, showing planning and data‑driven thinking: “hoje tava escolhendo mais opcoes pra ver ne pq ne e ar6es visuais nota de corte 770 em uma no sul.. juro eu quis me mata” and “isso na cota escola publica, porque na ampla concorrência eu to em 32 de 30 vagas”. Their excitement about becoming a Letras student and moving for university also reads as someone who values intellectual life as a dream in itself: “indo realizar vários (dois) sonhos de infância = morar em sao paulo sem meu pai & fazer letras axho que era pra ser”. They even share niche informational discoveries like the ‘Pé de Meia’ scholarship, sounding genuinely fascinated by academic policy and opportunities: “inclusive descobri que existe o pé de meia lincenciatura ... eles dão bolsa pra quem tirou mais de 650 no enem fiquei assim ‼️😮”. The mix of self‑aware humor, analytical score‑talk, and enthusiasm for language and university life aligns most strongly with Ravenclaw’s traits of wit, curiosity, and valuing knowledge.
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Your song
22 - Taylor Swift
A well‑suited song for them is “22” because it captures chaotic, hopeful young adulthood full of inside jokes, fandom brainrot, and constant overthinking. They swing between anxiety about exams and college — like stressing over ENEM and USP in “to bolada mas tipo muito bolada mesmo que eu acertei a mesma quantidade de questoes...” and celebrating acceptance in “mas de qualquer jeito mirellUSP é real #morta” — and hyper, silly enthusiasm, such as “BOM DIA PQP”. The song’s carefree-but-secretly-fragile vibe mirrors tweets like “nao conseguindo dormir porque acho que tomei uma multa e to ansiosa pq qu recebe é minja mae” and “nao consegui dormir”. Their fandom obsessions and dramatic reactions — for instance “QUERO TANTO LAMBER ESSA TATUAGEM EU TO INSANA PQP NAKAKITA YUMA” and “que rosto angelical tem meu renjunzinho 😿” — fit the song’s playful, over-the-top emotionality. Even their plans to move, study Letras, and reinvent themselves in São Paulo in “indo realizar vários (dois) sonhos de infância = morar em sao paulo sem meu pai & fazer letras” echo the song’s theme of embracing a messy, exciting new phase of life.
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