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Your Simpsons character
They most closely match Lisa Simpson, who balances intensity about her interests with introspection and occasional insecurity. Like Lisa geeking out over jazz or books, this user dives deep into niche passions and analyzes them in detail, from gacha games and anime to yuri manga, for example when they break down Umamusume preferences and say “Ok so i'm pretty much all caught up on Umamusume (excluding the CG manga) so here are my Top 5 Umas”. They also show a reflective, slightly overthinking side, such as wondering about others’ feelings and their own identity in tweets like “Considering the possibility that oomf has a crush on me...” and “I mean I've debated fluid V nb v trans so that matches”. The way they vent about social dynamics—“as a straight person i feel so unwelcome in the LGBT fandom bc all anyone talks about is gay gay gay... i feel like an outcast simply for being straight”—mirrors Lisa’s sense of being out of step with the crowd despite caring deeply. At the same time, they’re emotionally expressive and passionate, from gushing about music and anime like “ADO TAKE MY SOUL BRO YOU ARE A GODDESS” to hyping yuri with “BUT THEY RIGHTTTTTT GIVE ME MORE YURI”, which fits Lisa’s earnest, sometimes all-caps intensity about what she loves.

Your MBTI personality Type
They show strong Extraverted tendencies: they openly invite interaction and attention, e.g. asking “who want me will send gf application links to those interested” (tweet) and “If you want me hmu type shi” (tweet), and frequently narrate their social/online drama and crush speculation (tweet). Their interests and expressions lean iNtuitive: they fixate on broader patterns in fandom discourse like the over-focus on gay topics in LGBT spaces (tweet), debate their own gender identity and labels (tweet), and regularly analyze media and game meta beyond just surface enjoyment (tweet). They appear clearly Feeling-oriented, reacting passionately and personally to things (“This shit fucking sucks cock bro” about a disliked change, tweet) and focusing on how accepted or rejected they feel (“Coming out posts banging except mine oh people HATE to see my double dipping ass” tweet), while also centering emotional connection in yuri and relationships. Finally, they seem Perceiving: their timeline is spontaneous and reactive (rapid shifts between gym hype, game rants, and yuri gushing, e.g. tweet and tweet), and they often talk about struggling with consistency or being “washed” rather than presenting a planned, orderly persona (tweet). Collectively, this emotional expressiveness, social openness, love of possibilities, and improvisational lifestyle best fits ENFP.

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Yuri analyst, DBL/Dokkan enjoyer, gym day survivor. Once cried at 4 thinking yellow pee meant death. Any pronouns (they/them pref.).– @Requiem_Diamond

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The high-proof spiced rum matches their loud, chaotic gamer energy and late-night grind, like when they scream about ranked: “CAN I JUST GET THE FUCK OUT OF THIS GOD FORSAKEN RANK PLEASE” and “literally anybody close to me i beg of you… i cannot solo queue any longer”. Yuzu brings a sharp, bright tang for their hype reactions and anime/game brainrot, as in “CINDERELLA GRAY COUR 2 IS HEEEEERRRREEEEEEEE” and “UMAMUSUME CINDERELLA GRAY COUR 2 IN A DAY⁉️⁉️⁉️”. The hibiscus syrup adds a deep pink-yuri vibe and a little romantic sweetness for lines like “who want me will send gf application links to those interested” and the very on-brand “God I love women”. Sparkling melon soda keeps it playful and alt-account bubbly, reflecting their goofy overshare energy like “I used to think when your pee was clear your kidneys were good…” and their gym hype “GYMMMMMMM WAHOOOOO I LOVE LATSSSSSSS”. Finally, a pinch of sea salt nods to their moments of feeling out of place, like “as a straight person i feel so unwelcome in the LGBT fandom…” and the frustration in “Oh for fucks sake not on my coming out tweet man”, giving the drink a grounding, honest edge beneath all the sparkle.

Your Hogwarts House
The strongest through-line in Diamond’s posts is emotional boldness and a willingness to say exactly what they feel, even when it might be unpopular or vulnerable, which is very Gryffindor-coded. They openly vent about feeling alienated as a straight person in LGBT fandom, writing that they “feel like an outcast simply for being straight” in a queer space while still occupying "Yuri Zone" in their bio, in tweets like “as a straight person i feel so unwelcome in the LGBT fandom bc all anyone talks about is gay gay gay...”; that mix of social courage and raw honesty fits Gryffindor’s tendency to charge in and say the hard thing. Their timeline is full of intense, impulsive reactions — from all‑caps hype like “CINDERELLA GRAY COUR 2 IS HEEEEERRRREEEEEEEE” and “YYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH” to explosive frustration such as “CAN I JUST GET THE FUCK OUT OF THIS GOD FORSAKEN RANK PLEASE”. They also show a flair for dramatic personal stakes and confessions, like treating a yuri joke as a “cry for help” in “If you see me saying I hate Yuri just know it’s a cry for help and you need to call 911” and putting romantic vulnerability out there with “who want me will send gf application links to those interested”. While there are hints of curiosity and humor that could lean Ravenclaw or Hufflepuff, the dominant vibe is hot‑blooded passion, social bravery, and a tendency to act and speak from the heart first and sort it out later — classic Gryffindor energy.

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The clearest fit is “Dirty Little Secret” itself, which they directly reference while tweeting the lyrics: "I'll keep you my dirty little secret (Dirty little secret) Don't tell anyone or you'll be just another regret (Just another regret, hope that you can keep it) My dirty little secret, who has to know?". Their timeline mixes playful oversharing and hidden feelings, like when they tease romance with "who want me will send gf application links to those interested" and "Considering the possibility that oomf has a crush on me...". The song’s theme of private emotions and complicated identity lines up with their fluid self-description and coming-out frustrations, as hinted in "Coming out posts banging except mine oh people HATE to see my double dipping ass on the up and up huh". They balance loud fandom passion and gaming hype with personal vulnerability, matching the song’s contrast between an upbeat sound and more conflicted, secretive lyrics. Overall, “Dirty Little Secret” captures both their humor and the undercurrent of not always feeling fully understood.

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