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Your Simpsons character
This user most closely matches Lisa Simpson, but filtered through a very online, terminally media-poisoned lens. Like Lisa, they’re hyper-fixated on niche interests and turn them into a personality, such as Scrubs and Steve Buscemi, seen in posts like “I think we should all watch scrubs a lot and we will all report back to me when we watch scrubs and yes” and “steve buscemi is beautiful AND hot #trustandbelieve”. They’re self-aware, anxious, and emotionally candid in a very Lisa way, as in “No one liking my tweets No one care me” and “I got scared earlier and now my forearm hurts and it feels like I'm trying to tear the muscle apart whenever I move it”. There’s also a streak of moral/political intensity and frustration with the world, reflected in posts like “i hate america and everything it's come to stand for but the SECOND someone with the flag of a european nation in their name mentions the american century of humiliation or whatever I become. like. hulk hogan” and “insane french person in the 1930s: I've truly lost empathy to any of my german friends. 'i'm sorry' and 'i didn't vote for him' doesn't cut it anymore”. Finally, their artsy, slightly pretentious but earnest side—drawing fanart and talking about commissions in tweets like “Hello thisnis my new #FightClub fan Art. I made tyler look a lot like brad pitt and I didn't know I could do that” and “HELLO I AM COMM NOW JUST EANTED TO POST THIS QUICKLY I WILL MAKE AN ACTUAL THING LATER #artist #commissions #comms #commissionopen”—maps neatly onto Lisa’s creative, overthinking, and often underappreciated personality.

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They read as more introverted than extroverted: their timeline centers on niche obsessions and solitary media consumption (Scrubs, Twisted Metal, Steve Buscemi, HTTYD) rather than parties or group hangs, and they joke about low engagement and feeling unseen, e.g. “No one liking my tweets No one care me”, which frames Twitter as a semi-anonymous outlet rather than a social stage. Their humor and interests are strongly intuitive: they jump between disparate media and abstract bits, like turning emotional album impressions into metaphors in “listening to the now now is like listening to a friend vent about her totally abusive boyfriend who she won't leave because 'you don't know him like I do :('”, and they riff on concepts (e.g., fandom, deadnames, political hypocrisy) more than on concrete daily tasks. The emotional intensity, fixation on characters/ships, and values-driven snark suggest feeling over thinking; they frame judgments in affective terms and dark humor, as in “kill everyone now” and “i hate america and everything it's come to stand for but the SECOND someone with the flag of a european nation in their name mentions the american century of humiliation or whatever I become. like. hulk hogan”, which are value-laden reactions rather than structured logical arguments. Their style is messy, impulsive, and improvisational, leaning perceiving: they frequently post spur-of-the-moment thoughts or drawings like “twisted metal s2 finale made me sad so I drew calypso killing himself” and “Hello thisnis my new #FightClub fan Art. I made tyler look a lot like brad pitt and I didn't know I could do that”, with little indication of planning or structure. Combining introversion, imaginative and metaphor-heavy posting, high emotional saturation, and spontaneous creativity, INFP is the best fit for @reservoirdonny.

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Illustrator & media goblin. I draw Scrubs, Twisted Metal, HTTYD & sad guys. Once got called Ramona Flowers on Omegle and decided to run with it.– @reservoirdonny

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Smoky mezcal stands in for their offbeat cinephile taste and eternal Steve Buscemi fixation, from “trees lounge” to “who else goons to boardwalk empire”. Cherry liqueur is the sweet, gushy side that feels “actually feel lovely” after being called pretty in “got called ramona flowers and called pretty and sexy… and I actually feel lovely”. A hit of bitter amaro captures the sardonic, slightly feral posting energy behind lines like “kill everyone now” and “No one liking my tweets No one care me”. Grapefruit soda keeps it fizzy, bright, and a bit chaotic, like shouting “EVERYONE HOP ON TWISTED METAL RIGHT NEOWWW” or “I AM BEING GANGSTALKED BY ZACH BRAFF”. A dash of saline ties it together as a little saline-teared, self-aware drama queen of a drink, echoing their theatrical declarations like “JD IS A BAD BOYFRIEND TO ELLIOT BECAUSE HES GAY FOR DR COX SEND TWEET” and “terminal steveposting” in the bio.

Your Hogwarts House
This user shows strong Ravenclaw traits: a quirky, lateral sense of humor and a clear love of niche media and ideas. Their timeline is full of specific, almost obsessive interests and analysis, like the hyper‑focused Scrubs take “JD IS A BAD BOYFRIEND TO ELLIOT BECAUSE HES GAY FOR DR COX SEND TWEET” and the oddly precise How to Train Your Dragon biology question “DO U KNOW IF SHOCKJAW LIVES IN MARINE OR FRESHWATER HABITAT”. Their creativity and playful intellect come through in their art and fan concepts, such as “Hello thisnis my new #FightClub fan Art. I made tyler look a lot like brad pitt and I didn't know I could do that” and the detailed twisted‑metal and character headcanons like “TRANSGENDER JOHN DOE TWISTED METAL 2025”. There’s also a very Ravenclaw love of obscure cultural ephemera: they reference specific albums and media with thought-out takes, like “the fact that humanz is the best album and nobody is willing to accept that” and compare The Now Now to a friend’s toxic relationship in “listening to the now now is like listening to a friend vent about her totally abusive boyfriend…”. While they have some Gryffindor-ish bluntness in posts like “can we kill this guy”, the dominant pattern is intellectual curiosity, eccentric commentary, and creative worldbuilding, which fits Ravenclaw best.

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The best fit is “Trailer Trash” by Modest Mouse, which balances raw humor, self-deprecation, and genuine emotional messiness in the same way this account does. They openly modestmousepost and reference the band, like when they say “we should all start modestmouseposting” and joke about a “modest mouse needle drop”, so picking a Modest Mouse track already aligns with their tastes. The song’s themes of feeling like a screwup yet still finding strange beauty mirror posts like “No one liking my tweets No one care me” and their chaotic, oversharing humor, such as “Remembering the era where I would send autopsy photos to people on the internet who made me mad”. The way “Trailer Trash” swings between bleakness and wry affection matches how they bounce from horny shitposts and fandom brainrot (“JD IS A BAD BOYFRIEND TO ELLIOT BECAUSE HES GAY FOR DR COX SEND TWEET”) to sincere self-image posts like “I actually feel lovely #NotChopped”. Overall, it’s a song about being a messy person in a messy life, delivered with the exact mix of irony and vulnerability they live in every day.

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