Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Passionate fan: Constantly expresses deep love for Oasis and the Gallagher brothers, e.g. “te amo con todo mi corazón the masterplan” and “poder escuchar esto es un regalo de la vida, te amo oasis”.
- Emotionally expressive: Openly shares feelings of joy, awe, and tears about music and artists, like “me puse a llorar escuchando the masterplan… ya la escuché cuatro veces en la noche” and “estoy llorando con esto😭”.
- Humorous sarcasm: Uses irony and jokes to comment on politics and pop culture, e.g. “que el país lo salve otro, yo voy a seguir hablando de oasis” and “anda a rebozar tus milanesas de papel higiénico tranquilo”.
- Socially aware: Shows concern for politics and social issues, critiquing hypocrisy and safety, like “ahora arranca toda la cosa de no nos vamos a olvidar de las caras y nombres de los traidores…” and “los mayores a cargo deberían cuidarlos y no dejar que se pongan a saltar personas…”.
- Playful devotion: Engages playfully with idols, manifesting replies and joking about relationships, e.g. “mi amigo personal liam gallagher me volvió a responder, cuanto falta para que me presente al hermano?” and “🕯️manifesting to the universe for a reply from liam🕯️”.
Weaknesses:
- Harsh language: Frequently uses insults and aggressive phrasing, like “el pelotudo de mi hermano” and “anda a rebozar tus milanesas de papel higiénico tranquilo”.
- Self‑deprecating: Often speaks negatively about themself or their future, e.g. “el vino que me voy a tomar cuando esta vea crecer el pasto desde abajo” and “me voy a matar, no puedo vivir así”.
- Academic avoidance: Admits neglecting studies and finals due to fandom, as in “ya se que voy a desaprobar los finales porque seguro toda mi suerte se fue ahí” and “no hay ni un poquitito de ganas de presentarme a la mesa de febrero eee, que se reciba otro”.
- Obsessive focus: Life appears heavily centered on Oasis and the Gallaghers, even compared to friends’ milestones, e.g. “un amigo… va a tener un hijo y yo acá dedicándole tweets al pecho peludo de noel gallagher (no es queja)”.
- Intense expressions: Uses extreme or dramatic phrases about artists and desires, such as “i opened my mouth for him to spit on me” and “embarazame por favor”, which can come across as excessive or unsettling to others.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
This user fits best with Lisa Simpson: emotionally intense, smart, politically aware, and deeply obsessed with music. Like Lisa, they are passionate about art and experience it almost spiritually, as seen in comments such as “que cosa maravillosa cuando escuchas por primera vez the beatles, es un momento de revelación en el que entendes absolutamente todo” and “poder escuchar esto es un regalo de la vida, te amo oasis”. They’re reflective and slightly world‑weary about politics and society, mirroring Lisa’s critical streak: “que el país lo salve otro, yo voy a seguir hablando de oasis” and “si somos eso, no somos europeos… ponen en un altar a los europeos como si ellos fueran querubines de porcelana”. At the same time, there’s a very teenage, fandom‑driven intensity—like Lisa with her idols—evident in over-the-top devotion to the Gallagher brothers: “no puedo explicar como lo amo, lo veo y automáticamente me pongo feliz, creo que es AMOR” and “I finally have my shirt. Thank you for making me so happy Oasis, I knew I had to leave my life in the hands of a rock’n’roll band🩵”. They also balance studious obligations with total distraction by their passions, very Lisa-like, joking about exams versus fandom: “no hay ni un poquitito de ganas de presentarme a la mesa de febrero eee, que se reciba otro” and “tercer día consecutivo que liam que responde, ya se que voy a desaprobar los finales porque seguro toda mi suerte se fue ahí”.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They read as an Extrovert (E): they constantly narrate their interactions with others and public figures, celebrate being noticed by Liam Gallagher, and joke about communal experiences, e.g. manifesting and rejoicing over replies: “tercer día consecutivo que liam que responde, ya se que voy a desaprobar los finales porque seguro toda mi suerte se fue ahí” and “mi amigo personal liam gallagher me volvió a responder, cuanto falta para que me presente al hermano?”. Their focus is highly Intuitive (N): they spin imaginative scenarios and symbolism rather than just facts, like fantasizing crossovers between Oasis and Bad Bunny: “empieza a sonar EoO, se prenden las luces y sale bad bunny… quienes son???? noel y liam. se organiza solo esto”, and abstract reflections about political patterns: “siempre es lo mismo.”. They lead with Feeling (F); their tweets are saturated with affection, aesthetic admiration, and moral outrage, from emotional music reactions “me puse a llorar escuchando the masterplan…” to indignation at adults failing minors: “los mayores a cargo deberían cuidarlos…” and calling out hypocrisy around Bad Bunny: “Al pedfilo que se junta con pedfilos…”. Their lifestyle appears Perceiving (P): they openly admit procrastination and lack of structure, such as “no hay ni un poquitito de ganas de presentarme a la mesa de febrero eee, que se reciba otro”, and joke that all their luck went into Liam replying instead of exam success: “ya se que voy a desaprobar los finales porque seguro toda mi suerte se fue ahí”. Overall, they come across as energetic, imaginative, emotionally expressive, and spontaneous—traits that strongly match ENFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- If Liam can cross his leg and play guitar at the same time, I’m sure you and I can pass your finals and still have time to scream together when The Masterplan comes on live.
- You said you’d leave saving the country to someone else and keep talking about Oasis — I volunteer as tribute to sit with you, complain about politics, and rank every version of Don’t Look Back in Anger from the 15th vs the 16th.
- You manifested a reply from Liam with candles and actually got multiple answers… so if I light a candle for ‘coffee with ailén’, do I also need to tweet about his sweaty chest or is one miracle at a time enough?
- You cried listening to The Masterplan four times in one night and felt blessed hearing it live — if a song can hit you that hard, I can only imagine what a playlist you’d make for our first date.
- You dream about walking and hugging Liam Gallagher, I dream about walking with you to a show, pointing at Noel’s giant poster and saying, ‘look, that’s the guy who’s going to be third-wheeling us tonight.’
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Your new Twitter bio
Oasis scholar in training. Survived The Masterplan live on 15/11. Balancing finals, Beatles revelations & Gallagher analysis from Buenos Aires.– @resistiendx
Your signature cocktail
The Masterplan(a) Gallagher Spritz
This cocktail starts with an Argentinian Malbec reduction for their local, political, and dramatic side, the one that says “que el país lo salve otro, yo voy a seguir hablando de oasis” while still feeling everything intensely. London dry gin channels their obsession with the Gallagher brothers and all things Brit, from screaming over replies to confessing “mi amigo personal liam gallagher me volvió a responder”. Yerba mate syrup represents late-night study sessions and exams they clearly don’t want to face, like when they admit “no hay ni un poquitito de ganas de presentarme a la mesa de febrero eee, que se reciba otro”. Soda with a twist of lemon lightens it up for their playful fangirl energy, the kind that dreams “soñé que estaba caminando con LIAM GALLAGHER… y NOS ABRAZABAMOS” and then turns it into twenty tweets. Finally, a dash of bitters nods to their sharp, ranty side when they drag people for hating on Latin America or Bad Bunny, as in “yo no puedo creer que estén llorando por bad bunny como le van a chupar tanto la pija a los yankis????”. Served as a spritz, it’s strong but sparkling—just like someone who cries to “te amo con todo mi corazón the masterplan” and then laughs at their own meltdown five minutes later.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
Their timeline shows a bold, combative personality that fits Gryffindor more than any other house. They openly rant about politics and call people out without fear, e.g. criticizing voters and politicians in “ahora arranca toda la cosa de no nos vamos a olvidar de las caras y nombres de los traidores y bla bla para que después aparezcan en la boleta y los voten una y otra vez. siempre es lo mismo.” and mocking anti-Argentine attitudes in “estos son los que decían que la solución estaba en Ezeiza, así que no me sorprende, tampoco quieren ser argentinos”. They also fiercely defend Latin Americans against xenophobic or snobbish attitudes, as in “los tipos preocupados porque no se los relacione con latinoamerica jajssjsjsjsjsjs disculpame, anda a rebozar tus milanesas de papel higiénico tranquilo”, which shows the classic Gryffindor tendency to confront perceived injustice head-on. Their language is impulsive and dramatic rather than calculating, like “me voy a matar, no puedo vivir así” and the over-the-top devotion in “i opened my mouth for him to spit on me”, suggesting passion-first, think-later energy. While they clearly have curiosity and humor, the dominant traits are outspokenness, emotional intensity, and a readiness to fight for what they believe in, which are quintessentially Gryffindor.
Your movie
Your song
The Masterplan - Oasis
The song that best suits ailén is The Masterplan by Oasis. They have an intense, almost spiritual connection with it, as shown when they say “te amo con todo mi corazón the masterplan” and mention in their bio that on 15/11 they heard The Masterplan live. The song’s mix of existential questioning and hopeful surrender to fate matches their tone: they joke about therapy with “therapy? no bitch, let's see friends” and about exams like “que se reciba otro”, yet they’re deeply emotional about music, saying “me puse a llorar escuchando the masterplan”. Lines like “we’re all part of the masterplan” mirror how they let a rock band structure their life, reflected in “I knew I had to leave my life in the hands of a rock’n’roll band”. Their devotion to Noel and Liam, visible in dozens of affectionate tweets, fits the song’s blend of devotion, irony, and cosmic resignation.
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