
Strengths and Weaknesses

Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson fits best because this user is deeply into pop culture, music, and niche fandoms, much like Lisa’s intense obsessions with her interests. Their passionate stanning of artists and songs, such as “MANIFESTING CHAPPELL ROAN BEST NEW ARTIST” and complaining that “so hit me hard and soft didn’t win anything ???????? ”, matches Lisa’s principled, emotional investment in the things she loves. The mix of gaming/anime-style interests like “one day my c4r1 eula will be good” and specific character preferences in media echoes Lisa’s nerdy, detail-oriented side. Their dramatic, poetic posting style—like “salt air… and the rust on your door” and the Taylor Swift vows in “ladies and gentlemen will you please stand…”—also feels very Lisa: intensely emotional, literate, and a bit theatrical. Even their joking, moral-tinged takes such as “fuck jeremiah all my girls hate jeremiah #teamBONRAD” resemble Lisa picking a side and sticking to it with conviction.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Extrovert: their feed is highly expressive, full of reactions and fandom participation, e.g. cheering for awards and pop culture moments like “MANIFESTING CHAPPELL ROAN BEST NEW ARTIST” and loudly declaring “WE CHEERED SO BAD”, which suggests they get energy from shared experiences and public interaction. Their interests and phrasing indicate iNtuition over Sensing: they gravitate toward concepts, narratives, and fandom symbolism rather than concrete day‑to‑day details, as seen in dramatic, big-picture statements like “this is the best day of my life idc” and aesthetic lines like “salt air… and the rust on your door”. The tone is clearly Feeling: they use strong emotional language and relational judgments, e.g. “fuck jeremiah all my girls hate jeremiah #teamBONRAD” and “yall don’t understand how bad i need him”, focusing on personal attachment and loyalty rather than objective analysis. Finally, they appear Perceiving: their tweets feel spontaneous and in-the-moment (“i don’t know about u but i’m feeling 22”](https://x.com/resxcist/status/1960996616392814935) and “girl fuck this city i’m moving to saskatchewan”), with little evidence of structured planning or orderly life updates; instead they ride emotional and situational waves typical of ENFPs. Overall, the expressive social energy, emotional depth, and spontaneous, fandom-driven posting style align best with ENFP.

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League & Genshin enjoyer, Taylor Swift quoter, K‑pop stan. Once vowed to move to Saskatchewan over a city, still considering it.– @resxcist

Your signature cocktail
The Salt Air & Seraphine Fizz starts with sea-salt–infused gin, a nod to their wistful, coastal lyric energy from “salt air… and the rust on your door” and the slightly melancholic but still romantic vibe of their timeline. Peach liqueur brings the soft, sweet drama of stanning and shipping wars like “fuck jeremiah all my girls hate jeremiah #teamBONRAD” and the intense neediness of “yall don’t understand how bad i need him”. Blue curaçao gives the drink a gamer-anime glow for their League/Genshin arc in “from kai’sa/seraphine two trick to seraphine one trick” and “one day my c4r1 eula will be good”. Sparkling yuzu soda keeps it bright and chaotic, capturing the hyper pop-culture timeline of “so hit me hard and soft didn’t win anything ????????”, “MANIFESTING CHAPPELL ROAN BEST NEW ARTIST”, and their Katseye obsession in “now why did katseye release another soty with gabriela”. Finally, a fluffy cotton candy cloud garnish celebrates their playful, chaotic main-character energy from “this is the best day of my life idc”, floating dramatically over the glass like they’re about to say “girl fuck this city i’m moving to saskatchewan” and actually do it.

Your Hogwarts House
They show classic Gryffindor impulsiveness and boldness in how they express themselves, like the blunt emotional outburst in “girl fuck this city i’m moving to saskatchewan” and the dramatic, decisive tone of “so um today’s the day”. Their fandom stanning is intense and ride-or-die, as seen in “MANIFESTING CHAPPELL ROAN BEST NEW ARTIST” and the bio “free newjeans,” which suggests a willingness to loudly take sides and fight for their faves. They’re unafraid of strong, sometimes confrontational language, for example “fuck jeremiah all my girls hate jeremiah #teamBONRAD”, which reads more like a passionate charge into battle than a calculated stance. Even their joking "BREAKING NEWS" bit in “BREAKING NEWS Sources are saying the titanic hit an IGLOO. sources:@RealCandaceO” has a chaotic, performative flair that fits Gryffindor’s loud, dramatic temperament more than the introspection of Ravenclaw or the cold calculation of Slytherin. Overall, the impulsive declarations, intense loyalty to artists, and dramatic emotional stakes point most strongly to Gryffindor.

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The song 22 by Taylor Swift fits them best because they explicitly reference it and its carefree, chaotic energy. They literally say “i don’t know about u but i’m feeling 22”, directly echoing the song’s iconic line and signaling a playful, self-aware attitude. Their romantic and dramatic side shows in posts like “salt air… and the rust on your door” and “ladies and gentlemen will you please stand with every guitar string scar on my hand i take this magnetic force of a man to be my loverrrr”, both Taylor Swift lyric quotes that match the emotional ups and downs in 22. They’re also very online, fandom-driven, and a bit chaotic in a fun way, seen in tweets like “girl fuck this city i’m moving to saskatchewan” and “fuck jeremiah all my girls hate jeremiah #teamBONRAD”, which mirrors the song’s theme of messy but joyful young adulthood. Overall, 22 captures their mix of humor, drama, pop culture obsession, and self-expression.

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