retardedchud
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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Enthusiastic: Uses all‑caps and repeated letters to show excitement, e.g., 'i’m so excited to drinkkkkkkkkkk' and celebrates new tea combos.
- Creative: Creates original humor like the 'garfield cuteness energy system' and makes custom Garfield posters.
- Expressive: Openly shares personal feelings about friendships and crushes, such as 'i always complain about never having a close friend' and 'i hate having a crush on a girl that likes to flirt with me for fun.'
- Curious: Asks questions about platform features and drinks, e.g., 'how do i use voice chat on overwatch' and 'have any of you beer drinkers tried ginger beer?'
- Community oriented: Frequently engages with followers, replying to every tweet on the timeline and posting 'i just get excited talking to my moots.'
Weaknesses:
- Impulsive: Posts about risky behavior and sudden decisions, like 'i got way too high and drunk last night i’m never drinking again' and 'i wish i had a penis.'
- Inconsistent: Shows erratic engagement, dropping One Piece, switching accounts, and noting 'twitter thinks i’m a bot' which hampers consistent interaction.
- Self critical: Regularly doubts self‑worth, stating 'i’m not cute enough to post certain things' and repeatedly complaining about lacking close friends.
- Attention seeking: Shares sensational content such as sexual jokes ('this is just cum flavour') and repeatedly asks for Garfield plushies, indicating a desire for visibility.
- Volatile: Expresses anger toward platform restrictions, e.g., 'duck you twitter for not allowing me to tweet and reply... i’m going to get really angry.'
Your Simpsons character
Homer Simpson
Homer Simpson is known for his love of beer, his frequent drunken binges, and his cluelessness with modern technology, which mirrors retardedchud’s tweets like 'i got way too high and drunk last night i’m never drinking again', 'i’m so excited to drinkkkkkkkkkk', and 'how do i use voice chat on overwatch i still don’t know how to talk to people'. The user’s frustration with Twitter ('duck you twitter … i’m going to get really angry') reflects Homer’s quick temper and tendency to lash out when things don’t go his way. Their random, cartoon‑obsessed posts about Garfield and anime fit Homer’s habit of watching TV and cartoons all day. Finally, the user’s belief that the platform thinks they’re a bot ('maybe i’ll let the new acc marinate … so it doesn’t consider me as a bot') echoes Homer’s simple‑minded, often misunderstood nature. Overall, the combination of heavy drinking, tech‑ineptitude, angry outbursts, and love of cartoons makes Homer Simpson the closest match.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
The user shows introverted tendencies, preferring internal reflection and self‑expression over outward socializing, as seen in "i just get excited talking to my moots and reply to every tweet on the tl" and "i’m not cute enough to post certain things so i will live out my fantasies through my girlfriend". Their focus on abstract interests and personal meaning, such as "i think i’m becoming more of a manga lover" and "i think the word resonates with me deeply", indicates an intuitive (N) outlook. Emotional decision‑making is evident in statements like "i hate having a crush on a girl that likes to flirt with me for fun" and "i wish i had a penis", showing a feeling (F) preference. The spontaneous, flexible style—e.g., "maybe i’ll let the new acc marinate before i get rid of this one" and "i’m going to make a tradition for me to watch WWE raw and heavily drink"—points to a perceiving (P) approach.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you a Garfield plushie? Because I just want to snuggle up with you while we sip malt whiskey and watch the cat chase lasagna.
- I saw you’re still hunting the Overwatch voice‑chat button—let me be the teammate who whispers sweet strategies (and maybe a little flirtation) straight into your ear.
- Your black tea with a splash of lemon is basically a love potion—mind if I add a dash of my charm and share a cup while we talk anime?
- K‑pop, My Little Pony, and a love for Garfield? Let’s blend them into our own ‘Rainbow Dash meets Neon Lights’ duet and dance like nobody’s watching.
- If ginger beer and Guinness cake are your Irish cravings, how about we pair them with a cozy night of Garfield memes and a cuddle session—just you, me, and a plushie army?
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Irish anime fan, Garfield plushie collector, malt whiskey & tea experimenter (once tried a whiskey-tea combo). Gaming & music lover.– @retardedchud
Your signature cocktail
Garfield's Irish Whisker
The drink blends Irish whiskey, a nod to their Irish heritage and love for malt whiskey, echoing their excitement "i’m so excited to drinkkkkkkkkkk". A splash of orange Cointreau mirrors the bright orange of Garfield, a recurring obsession, as they lament "i need this beer glass nooooooww". Cold black tea with lemon captures their experimental tea combo, recalling "new tea combo is black tea and a splash of lemon and it’s sooo good". Ginger beer adds the spicy kick they’ve been curious about, while a float of Guinness stout tops it off, honoring the desire expressed in "is guinness cake and malt whiskey enough for the friendsgiving". Together the cocktail is as chaotic, colorful, and self‑expressive as their timeline.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
The user repeatedly shows self‑interest and ambition, such as wanting "my goal in life is to collect 2‑3 garfield plushies a month or at least one" and "i want a black cosplayer girlfriend," indicating a desire for personal gain. They also display cunning strategic thinking, e.g., "maybe i’ll let the new acc marinate before i get rid of this one so it doesn’t consider me as a bot," showing resourcefulness to avoid detection. Their frequent expressions of wanting immediate gratification, like "i need this beer glass now" and "i’m not cute enough to post certain things so i will live out my fantasies through my girlfriend," align with Slytherin’s focus on personal ambition and self‑preservation.
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Your song
Creep - Radiohead
The user frequently describes feeling like an outsider and unwanted, as in the tweet "i always complain about never having a close friend or a best friend but the second someone is somewhat attached or clingy to me i start to hate them" which mirrors the lyric "I'm a creep, I'm a weirdo". They also mention being treated as a bot by Twitter, "twitter thinks i’m a bot on my new account so i can’t follow or reply or tweet", reinforcing the sense of not being seen as a real person. Their self‑deprecating humor and frustration with social interaction, such as "how do i use voice chat on overwatch i still don’t know how to talk to people", echo the song’s theme of alienation. The recurring desire for acceptance, like "i want a black cosplayer girlfriend" and "i wish i had a penis", fits the yearning to be someone else expressed in the chorus. Overall, the melancholy and self‑critical tone of "Creep" aligns closely with the user’s tweets.
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