Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Passionate fan: Shows strong enthusiasm for series and characters, e.g. detailed defenses of ALSNT characters like in “the only characters you genuinely have no reason to hate are sua and hyuna”.
- Protective boundaries: Clearly communicates comfort zones and DNI, like “please don't follow me if you're a (or interact with) loli/shotacon or dark/pro/wtvshipper” and defending yume boundaries in “yall act like nonsharing yumes think they own the character”.
- Critical thinker: Engages with media and fandom discourse thoughtfully, e.g. distinguishing explanation vs excuse in “explaining why he did what he did does not equal excusing it” and pushing back on overblown writing criticism in “the writing isn't that good but it also isn't that bad either”.
- Empathetic insight: Shows awareness of mental health and a desire to help others, as in “meu sonho é fazer psicologia pra poder ter a chance de fornecer a alguém a ajuda que eu nunca tive nem vou ter”.
- Humorous bluntness: Uses sharp, comedic phrasing to react to media, like “baby till is so fucking ulgy bro” and “he is ugly. kill him now.”, which fit a consistent sarcastic style.
Weaknesses:
- Harsh language: Frequently uses insults and aggressive phrasing like “don't piss me off hoe.” and “kill naoi”, which can come off as hostile.
- Aggressive blocking: Emphasizes blocking as a confrontational act in “hoe I block whoever I want whenever I want. WHO ARE YOU to tell me what to do”, which may escalate conflict instead of resolving it.
- Fandom volatility: Shows strong swings between love and hate for characters, e.g. “I love Sendai so much she's so precious.. but I also really fucking hate her”, which can intensify online drama.
- Insult-driven humor: Humor often relies on wishing harm or death on fictional characters, such as “why is ivan so tall someone shoot him dead” and “luka entering a time machine... so he can be mysoginist and slap her”, which may alienate some readers.
- Confrontational tone: Frequently addresses others in an exasperated or attacking way, like “oh my goddddd bruh can the non yumeshippers shut the fuck ip” and “are TIKTOK USERS ILLITERATE”, reducing space for calm discussion.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
The account reads like a sharp, opinionated nerd with very specific media fixations, which aligns most closely with Lisa Simpson. They’re intensely into niche interests (yuri, specific anime/manga, gacha/horse girl games) and will happily overanalyze writing and character motivations, like when they argue about Mahiru’s arc and say we’re “expected to vote regardless” in “Saw ppl complaining about Mahiru's writing…”. There’s a strong ethical streak and clear boundaries, e.g. “please don't follow me if you're a (or interact with) loli/shotacon or dark/pro/wtvshipper as im uncomfortable with that”, which fits Lisa’s moral rigidity. At the same time, they’re self-aware and a bit melodramatic about their emotional life, like “meu sonho é fazer psicologia pra poder ter a chance de fornecer a alguém a ajuda que eu nunca tive nem vou ter”, very Lisa-coded introspection. Their frequent rants about fandom discourse and media literacy, such as “explaining why he did what he did does not equal excusing it, is this fandom stupid”, mirror Lisa’s constant frustration at people ‘not getting it,’ making her the closest Simpsons match.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They present as more introverted than extroverted: most tweets are about solitary media consumption (yuri, games, reading) rather than hanging out, and they explicitly set tight personal boundaries like “blocking someone for liking the same fictional character as you isn't ok' hoe I block whoever I want whenever I want”, which suggests a strong focus on their own inner space rather than broad social engagement. Their interests and commentary are highly intuitive, centering on themes, characterization, and shipping dynamics in fiction (e.g., long takes on Mahiru’s writing and moral ambiguity in “The whole point is that we dont fully know what nd why it happened & are expected to vote regardless”), rather than concrete, real‑life details. They are clearly feeling‑oriented, making judgments based on values and emotional impact: they talk about wanting to study psychology “to provide someone the help I never had” in “meu sonho é fazer psicologia…” and get upset at people spreading misinformation or being insensitive, e.g. “explaining why he did what he did does not equal excusing it, is this fandom stupid”. Their tone is emotional and value-laden even when they’re blunt or aggressive, as in “please don't follow me if you're a (or interact with) loli/shotacon or dark/pro/wtvshipper as im uncomfortable with that”. Finally, they read as more perceiving than judging: they binge and drop long series on a whim (“im on shuukura chapter 254 and i feel very unmotivated to keep reading after finding out there are 400 chapters”), talk about not knowing what they’re doing in games (“i actually don't know whta im doing and she almost lost her debut because i trained wit only ❤️”), and mention they “should prob make a proper pinned soon” but haven’t, which implies spontaneity over structured planning. Altogether, a highly values-driven, fiction-focused, emotionally intense but somewhat private fan strongly fits INFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said you like to think everyone is a lesbian, including the guys, they’re tmasc butches — does that mean if I ask you out I automatically level up into your new favorite tmasc butch?
- You cried reading *I Love Amy* and squealed over *How Do We Relationship*… if I hand you a stack of yuri recs and a Sua cosplay compliment, is that enough to unlock a spot on your TL that isn’t just a rage-quote tweet?
- You keep saying ‘kill Naoi’, ‘shoot Ivan’, ‘baby Till is so fucking ugly’, and ‘he is ugly. kill him now’… statistically, I think the safest place for me is actually in your arms.
- You’re on Shuukura chapter 254, grinding yuri, playing Uma Musume, and still have energy to argue about Mahiru’s writing and Mizi’s relationship with men — how about you take a reading break and let me overanalyze your favorite ships over voice call instead?
- You said your dream is to study psychology to give others the help you never had; I’m no therapist, but I can start by validating this diagnosis: you’re suffering from acute ‘I’m way too cool, funny, and into yuri for me not to have a crush on you’ syndrome.
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Lesbian yuri addict, part-time horse girl gamer. Once cried over a light novel and then queued up another. Opinions on fiction, not on you.– @retrobive
Your signature cocktail
Himejoshi Heartshot
This cocktail starts with a base of Brazilian cachaça for the hints of Portuguese and Brazilian culture in their timeline, like “tamales eh pamonha?” and “meu sonho é fazer psicologia...”, giving it a strong but familiar backbone. Pink grapefruit juice brings a sharp, bittersweet punch that mirrors their mix of tenderness and brutality toward characters, from “baby till is so fucking ulgy bro” to “the only characters you genuinely have no reason to hate are sua and hyuna”. Ramune soda adds fizzy, childish chaos in honor of their bio “5 years old baby” and hyperfixations, like “#yurigrinding”. Hibiscus syrup colors it deep pink-red for their yuri obsession and himejoshi identity, echoing “sorry ... i dont post about amphibia anymore ... but i do post about yuri” and “you big into yuri?' DON'T EVEN JOKE LAD”. Finally, a smoked sea salt rim represents their sharp, sometimes murderous humor like “he is ugly. kill him now.” and “kill naoi”, giving every sip a little abrasive edge. Overall it’s strong, loud, a bit mean, very gay, and unexpectedly heartfelt—just like them.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
The strongest throughline in Ally’s tweets is a sharp sense of boundaries, self‑preservation, and a willingness to be confrontational to protect her comfort, which is very Slytherin-coded. She explicitly defends her right to curate her space regardless of others’ opinions, saying “'blocking someone for liking the same fictional character as you isn't ok' hoe I block whoever I want whenever I want. WHO ARE YOU to tell me what to do”, which shows prioritizing her own agency over social harmony. She is also very clear about who she refuses to interact with for her own safety and comfort, e.g. “please don't follow me if you're a (or interact with) loli/shotacon or dark/pro/wtvshipper as im uncomfortable with that thanks” and mocking people who violate her boundaries, as in “genshin fan calling me a sicko over me saying I dislike how the alsnt fandom acts like mizi hates men. fork found in kitchen”. Her tone is often cutting and ruthless toward characters or public figures she dislikes—“he is ugly. kill him now.” and “kill naoi”—reflecting a tendency to take strong, absolutist stances rather than diplomatic ones. Even when she criticizes fandom discourse, she does it from a place of clear, uncompromising opinion, such as “explaining why he did what he did does not equal excusing it, is this fandom stupid”, which fits Slytherin’s blunt, conviction-driven style more than the conciliatory tone of Hufflepuff or the detached analysis of Ravenclaw.
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girls - girl in red
A fitting song for them is girls by girl in red, since their whole online persona orbits around being a loud, opinionated lesbian yuri fan and they literally describe themself as a "himejoshi" in their bio. They constantly gush over women and WLW media, from posts like “hello i cried reading I love amy” to “sorry tp the amphibia fans who followed me over my 2 year old posts. i dont post about amphibia anymore (still my comfort show tho) but i do post about yuri”. Their sense of humor and aggression toward male characters, such as “couldnt be me because I hate every single men that appeared on screen maybe except for till he's. kinda nice and funny”, fits the unapologetically gay, girl-obsessed tone of the song. Even their playful framing of everyone as lesbians—“i like to think everyone is a lesbian including thebguys. theyre tmasc butches.”—mirrors the song’s obsessive focus on girls in every direction. girls captures both the intensity of their love for fictional girls and the way queerness is the center of how they talk, joke, and connect with media.
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