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Your Simpsons character
CornishJack's sharp, often ruthless commentary mirrors Mr. Burns's unapologetic nature. Like Mr. Burns's disdain for inefficiency, CornishJack critiques societal systems in 'America does not exist to pay for endless legal proceedings.' His provocative humor, such as 'The only way you come back from this is by releasing a car called the Fag Destroyer,' is reminiscent of Mr. Burns's eccentric remarks. Both characters thrive on controversy and have a knack for making polarizing statements.

Your MBTI personality Type
CornishJack exhibits INTP traits: introverted, intuitive, thinking, and perceiving. His speculative thinking, as in 'Starting to think Las Vegas shooting was just a very complicated thrill kill,' aligns with INTPs' love for exploring abstract ideas. His critique of societal systems, 'America does not exist to pay for endless legal proceedings,' reflects their analytical nature. The irreverent humor in 'Terminal Costco brain' showcases their playful side. INTPs thrive on intellectual curiosity and questioning norms, much like CornishJack.

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Provocative commentator | Exploring conspiracies, culture, and AI | Advocate for better pork and smarter systems | Telepathically misgendering you with sardonic wit | Curious about deep caves and societal cracks.– @retrrtrarded

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The Provocateur reflects CornishJack's bold and edgy personality. Whiskey symbolizes his sharp wit, as seen in 'Terminal Costco brain,' while chili-infused syrup adds a fiery kick, mirroring his provocative tweets like 'White lives matter! Ave Trump! SIEG HEIL!!' Black coffee represents his deep curiosity, such as 'Reading about very deep caves.' The orange peel adds a touch of bitterness, echoing his critiques of societal inefficiencies like 'America does not exist to pay for endless legal proceedings.'

Your Hogwarts House
CornishJack's cunning, ambition, and unapologetic individuality align with Slytherin traits. His provocative tweet 'White lives matter! Ave Trump! SIEG HEIL!!' shows a willingness to embrace controversy for impact. His speculative thinking, as in 'Starting to think Las Vegas shooting was just a very complicated thrill kill,' reflects Slytherin's knack for uncovering hidden truths. His disdain for societal inefficiencies, like 'America does not exist to pay for endless legal proceedings,' aligns with their pragmatic worldview. Slytherins value boldness, which CornishJack has in spades.

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This song's aggressive tone and themes of control and rebellion suit CornishJack's personality. His provocative tweet 'White lives matter! Ave Trump! SIEG HEIL!!' reflects the song's defiance. The critique of societal systems, as in 'America does not exist to pay for endless legal proceedings,' aligns with the song's disdain for manipulation. The edgy humor in 'The only way you come back from this is by releasing a car called the Fag Destroyer' fits its raw energy.

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