Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Socially Active: Spends time visiting friends and attending events, such as when he “прийшов обїдати холодильник іменинника”.
- Humorous: Uses wit to handle awkward situations, like when “в класіі стухло яйце” or joking about eating classmates.
- Creative Roleplayer: Dedicated to his character's development, noting he “виростила” the persona and adjusted the age for better writing.
- Hard Working: Despite his complaints, he consistently goes to his job “зранку на роботу”.
- Expressive: Openly shares his cravings and moods, such as his intense desire for “ШАШЛИК”.
Weaknesses:
- Poor Spending: Admits that “всі гроші з зарплатні я спущу на желєйки” instead of saving.
- Work Dissatisfaction: Feels underpaid and resentful about his morning shifts, stating “вони платять мені недостатньо”.
- Impulsive Eating: Frequently tweets about overeating or consuming excessive snacks, like his “третя пачка за 20 хв”.
- Age Insecurity: Expresses frustration that “вони всі hate me бо мені 12” and struggles with the character's youth.
- Low Patience: Displays a short temper with others, remarking that it is “важко з ними ваЖкооо”.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
Richie embodies the rebellious and chaotic spirit of Bart Simpson, frequently posting about school-related mishaps and his general disdain for authority. Much like Bart, he expresses a lack of motivation for work and school, complaining that “вони платять мені недостатньо для того щоб туди ходити з самого ранку”. His tweets often feature crude humor and a focus on physical appetites, such as when he admits he “прийшов обїдати холодильник іменинника” or declares “я переїв”. Richie’s self-description as a 12-to-14-year-old dealing with school drama, like when “в класіі стухло яйце”, perfectly mirrors the eternal fourth-grader's life in The Simpsons.
Your MBTI personality Type
ESFP
@retuziki exhibits strong Extroversion and Perceiving traits through their constant need for social stimulation and spontaneous reactions to their environment. They lean towards Sensing by focusing on immediate physical desires and surroundings, such as when they tweet “Я ХОЧУ ШАШЛИК” or complain about how “в класіі стухло яйце”. Their Feeling preference is shown in their emotionally-driven, blunt communication style and desire to be part of the group, evidenced by “може я тож хчу двіжувати”. The lack of a filter and the impulsive nature of their posts, like “всі гроші з зарплатні я спущу на желєйки”, perfectly captures the Performer archetype who lives entirely in the present moment.
Some pickup lines for you
- I know you're only 14 because you can't handle a 12-year-old, but I promise I’m worth more than what they’re paying you to show up at work tomorrow morning.
- If you’re planning on raiding refrigerators tonight, you can skip @kaspbrakeid’s—mine is already stocked with all the jelly candies your salary can’t cover.
- I heard a rumor that someone got eaten and eggs are rotting in class, so why don't we just ditch the 'odnoklasnyky' and go get that shashlik you’ve been screaming for?
- Is it just me, or is there some 'aesthetic work' happening between us? Because unlike those two you're waiting to see kiss, I’d rather not be kept waiting.
- You can keep your third pack of cigarettes and the fake drugs—the only thing I want you touching is something way better than your retuziki.
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Creative professional navigating the balance between 'aesthetic work' and the daily grind. Passionate about project growth and food, one office snack at a time.– @retuziki
Your signature cocktail
The 14(5) Year Itch
This drink perfectly captures Richie’s chaotic energy, blending the maturity of a workplace grind with the soul of a teenager who just wants to “spend all my salary on gummies”. The smoky Mezcal base honors their desperate cry of “I WANT SHASHLYK”, while a heavy dose of caffeine is required because “they don't pay me enough to go there early in the morning”. It’s an experimental, bitter-sweet concoction for someone who is “too hard to deal with” and tired of their classmates. To finish, it's served with a side of salt to throw at anyone who “hates me because I'm 12”.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Richie exhibits a strong sense of self-preservation and a focus on personal gain, frequently complaining when the reward does not match his effort, such as when he says “they don’t pay me enough to go there early in the morning”. His ambition is centered on immediate self-gratification and resource management, seen in his determination that “all the money from my salary I will spend on gummies”. There is also a distinct streak of cunning and dark humor regarding his social environment, notably when he threatens “two minutes and I start eating my classmates” due to hunger or boredom. Overall, his focus on personal desires, material rewards, and a shrewd, slightly edgy perspective on his peers aligns him perfectly with the house of the serpent.
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Teenagers - My Chemical Romance
The user's profile perfectly embodies the chaotic, rebellious energy of adolescence, specifically within a school setting where they joke about “їсти своїх одноклів” (eating their classmates) because of the environment. Their tweets reflect a mix of teen angst and dark humor, complaining that “вони платять мені недостатньо для того щоб туди ходити з самого ранку” and dealing with the drama of their peers. The song Teenagers matches their self-proclaimed age crisis of being “геть ДИТЯ” while trying to navigate a world that makes them feel like “вони всі hate me бо мені 12”. Ultimately, their vibe is centered on the friction between youth and authority, much like the iconic track.
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