
Strengths and Weaknesses

Your Simpsons character
Like Lisa, Michael is a passionate, socially conscious artist who isn't afraid to voice their frustrations with corporate greed and the 'worthless slop' of the world. They show a strong sense of justice and political awareness, stating “much love to those in Palestine” and frequently critiquing the state of modern platforms. Michael shares Lisa's creative integrity, expressing misery at seeing Roblox become a “trading asset” which “ruins so much art made by talented people.” Despite their cynical outlook on the “dead internet,” they remain dedicated to their craft, consistently sharing an “art dump” and perfecting their technique with tools like “gradient maps.”

Your MBTI personality Type
Michael displays Extroverted (E) energy through their frequent, high-energy outbursts and constant desire for interaction, even when claiming the account is dead, such as when they shout “IGNORE ME THIS ACCOUNT IS DEAD I JUST NEED HATSUNE MIKU PLEASE 😭😭😭😭”. Their Intuition (N) is evident in their fixation on abstract interests like object shows and the FNaF fandom, often using hyperbolic language to describe future dread like “Twenty four hours remain” regarding school. They lean heavily into Feeling (F), making decisions based on personal values and emotional states, seen when they express “much love to those in Palestine” or react passionately to corporate changes by saying “it’s so fucking miserable watching david try and make roblox a trading asset”. Finally, their Perceiving (P) trait is highlighted by a spontaneous, disorganized posting style and self-admitted “Inconsistent posting>>>>”, reflecting a flexible and adaptable lifestyle rather than a structured one.

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Michael (they/he) • Freelance digital artist specializing in character design & object shows. Proudly appeared in a @CoryxKenshin outro. DM for commissions.– @reverse_pilcrow

Your signature cocktail
This experimental concoction perfectly captures Michael’s chaotic energy and artistic flair. The base combines the 'horrible idea' of drinking “black coffee and then eat skittles” with a splash of Blue Curaçao to represent their constant struggle with leaving Twitter for “bluesky”. It’s topped with a salty rim to honor their frustration with the “worthlessslop” of Roblox trading and the general “dead internet” vibe. Despite the bitter notes of getting “fucking fired”, the drink is garnished with an object-show-style straw because they are “deeply obsessed with object shows”. It’s a bold, inconsistent masterpiece that tastes like a “horrible heinous tweet”.

Your Hogwarts House
Michael demonstrates a strong sense of self-preservation and resourcefulness, often “sacrificing this account to the demons” when a platform no longer serves them or their aesthetic. Their ambition is reflected in their hustle, aggressively pursuing Roblox commissions and “watermarking because of ai” to protect their intellectual property. They are fiercely protective of their worth, reacting with sharp wit when people “keep asking m3 to lowet prices or donate” at their booth. Even their bio's location, “Hell 😍😍💪💪😘😘🥰🥰”, suggests a dark, ironic sense of humor and a 'me against the world' mentality common in the house of the serpent. Ultimately, their focus on personal branding, strategic platform hopping, and financial boundaries highlights the cunning and ambition of a true Slytherin.

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This song perfectly captures Michael’s chaotic and often frustrated relationship with digital spaces, moving between creative passion and absolute disdain for social media. Their frequent declarations of leaving the platform, such as “I HAVE A BLUESKY AND AM THEREFORE SACRIFICING THIS ACCOUNT TO THE DEMONS”, mirror the song's themes of online fatigue. Michael’s deep involvement in fandoms like Five Nights at Freddy's, seen when they celebrate the “#FNAF10thAnniversary WOOHOOO”, aligns with the artist's own history in internet subcultures. Despite their talent as an artist, they constantly battle the 'dead internet' and corporate shifts, lamenting how “it just ruins so much art made by talented people”. Ultimately, the song suits their energetic, meme-heavy personality and their struggle to stay away from the screens they claim to hate.

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