revoltedlove
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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Affectionate: They openly value loud love and deep devotion as in 'the people who love out loud are the precious ones' and 'i dont do casual... mind numbing devotion for all eternity or nothing', showing a capacity for strong caring.
- Playful: Their love of teasing and provocation — 'i love ragebaiting people' and 'ragebaiting oomf until they get suspended is my goal in life rn' — shows they enjoy fun, mischievous interaction.
- Poetic: Lines like 'and i ache with such profound emptiness, that even the void is envious of me' and 'what is desire but to consume ?' display a poetic, expressive streak.
- Sociable: They keep asking for engagement — 'interact with me, will reply when i take a break' and 'if i post interaction posts will any of you interact..' — which shows they actively seek community connection.
- Curious: Learning multiple languages ('learning 4 atm, spanish, french, tagalog and arabic') and trying streaming/gaming ('streamed to oomfs my first time playing idv') shows intellectual and hobbyist curiosity.
Weaknesses:
- Inconsistent: They admit disappearing repeatedly — 'saying hi and then disappearing is kinda embarrassing ngl' — which can frustrate people trying to rely on them.
- Overdramatic: Frequent, intense phrasing like 'and i ache with such profound emptiness' and 'vampire who's about to hunt for food' can make normal situations feel exaggerated.
- Distracted: They struggle with assignments and focus — 'exams and assignments are crushing me' and 'im so stressed over my assignments' — which hampers consistency.
- Provocative: Their enjoyment of 'ragebaiting' ('i love ragebaiting people') risks creating real conflicts or getting accounts suspended.
- Self‑doubting: Questions like 'how does one carry a conversation' and 'when the distractions wear off and you're actually starting to lose your mind' reveal insecurity about social skills and mental strain.
Your Simpsons character
Milhouse Van Houten
Milhouse matches Kise's combination of shy puppy energy, yearning for attention, and melodramatic flair: Milhouse often pines awkwardly and gets anxious about social standing, just like tweets such as 'when youve been interacting with oomf but they lowkey seem like ignoring you so now youre wondering if they fw you or not' and 'how does one carry a conversation'. Kise's sweet vulnerability and willingness to be teased ('i love ragebaiting people' but also 'im just a silly guy') mirrors Milhouse's blend of earnestness and comic insecurity, making him the closest Simpsons parallel.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
Kise reads as an INFP: introverted (they confess to disappearing and being embarrassed about 'saying hi and then disappearing'), intuitive (they express poetic abstractions like 'what is desire but to consume ?' and 'and i ache with such profound emptiness'), feeling (they prioritize love, devotion, and emotional authenticity — 'the people who love out loud are the precious ones' and 'i dont do casual... mind numbing devotion'), and perceiving (their spontaneous sleep patterns, sudden disappearances, and stream attempts like 'streamed to oomfs my first time playing idv' show flexible, open‑ended behavior). Overall their communication is tender, idealistic, and reactive rather than systematically logical, matching INFP tendencies.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you my cat? Because every time you bite my attention I can't decide if it's cute or painfully perfect.
- If devotion were an olympic sport I'd hand you my trophy and some of my blood — 'can i give some of my blood to you as a sign of devotion?' — want to share the podium?
- I might be shy, but I streamed for you once — imagine what I'd do for you twice. (Also, I promise not to ragebait you... much.)
- Call me vampire, because at 3am I'd hunt for your heart and still be too cute about it: 'i feel like a vampire who's about to hunt for food.'
- I'll learn your language — i'm 'learning 4 atm' — if you promise to teach me how to carry a conversation with you.
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Your new Twitter bio
kise • 21 • he/him | emo‑puppy, soft chaos & affectionate drama | multilingual student juggling law/business + assignments | streams idv, asks for cat doodles, specializes in playful ragebaiting and earnest yearning– @revoltedlove
Your signature cocktail
Midnight Puppy
The 'Midnight Puppy' matches Kise's late‑night energy and sweet‑sour devotion: gin gives a sharp, witty backbone like their playful 'ragebaiting', blackberry liqueur adds dark fruity melancholy echoing 'i ache with such profound emptiness', lime is the zesty stress relief for 'exams and assignments are crushing me', and glitter nods to their theatrical, adorably dramatic persona ('im just a silly guy', 'emo puppy boy'). Sip it at 5am when 'its so fucking cold' and everything feels poetic.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Kise fits Hufflepuff for their loyalty, warmth, and earnest emotional investment: they say 'the people who love out loud are the precious ones' and insist on 'mind numbing devotion for all eternity', which reads as a Hufflepuff-style devotion. They are gentle, community-seeking ('interact with me, will reply when i take a break'), and somewhat humble about their flaws ('saying hi and then disappearing is kinda embarrassing ngl'), preferring kindness over bravado. Their playful mischief ('i love ragebaiting people') is more about fun than cruelty, matching Hufflepuff's fairness and good-heartedness.
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Robbers - The 1975
The 1975's 'Robbers' fits Kise's romantic, slightly dangerous metaphors — their own tweet 'what is desire but to consume ? the only difference between a kiss and a bite is how deep the teeth go.' reads like the song's lyrics about consuming love and risky devotion. The track's moody, longing atmosphere pairs well with 'and i ache with such profound emptiness' and their late‑night, vampiric metaphors ('i feel like a vampire who's about to hunt for food').
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