rhesus_monke
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Your Simpsons character
The user’s stream of chaotic, meme‑heavy tweets and frequent references to food (e.g., "the new buns at chick fil a are genuinely terrible") mirror Homer’s impulsive, snack‑obsessed personality. Their self‑deprecating humor and occasional cluelessness, such as "i might be cooked" and "i’m old now" echo Homer’s tendency to make goofy remarks about everyday life. Like Homer’s love of random TV noise, the user jokes about Netflix as background noise. Overall, the blend of lazy humor, food focus, and erratic posting style aligns best with Homer Simpson.

Your MBTI personality Type
The user shows extroverted tendencies by frequently commenting on public events, memes, and sharing many pictures for an audience (e.g., "[2025-12-24] what if you wanted to watch a movie but not actually watch it and just have it as background noise... we already have that its called NETFLIX"). They focus on abstract, speculative ideas and wordplay rather than concrete details, as seen in the pun‑heavy tweet about "loveる/to love ru" and the theoretical "why does it focus on her ass when they introduce her". Their tone is often blunt, sarcastic, and logical, critiquing media and societal trends without much emotional cushioning (e.g., "[2025-11-09] 'catered to the male gaze' if you know literally anything about male gaze that sentence doesnt make sense im begging you"). They appear spontaneous and adaptable, jumping between topics like gaming, anime, news, and personal anecdotes without a clear long‑term plan (e.g., "[2025-10-30] been getting into drinking water lately" followed by "[2025-10-30] been getting into highway hypnosis lately"). Overall, the pattern of witty, idea‑driven, and socially engaged posting aligns best with an ENTP personality.

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Atlanta gamer & anime fan 🎮| 9‑dan IIDX pro | Collector of quirky merch & random bird pics | Once mistook a door‑dash driver for a courtroom drama– @rhesus_monke

Your signature cocktail
The smoky mezcal captures the fierce, meme‑ready energy of the lioness memes ("the lioness does not concern herself with 'subtle' anime merch"), while yuzu adds a citrusy twist that mirrors the user’s love for yuri content ("yuri in the womb are we serious rn"). Cherry‑bourbon reflects their competitive streak and recent 9th‑dan brag (“i’m insane 9th dan now”), and lavender bitters bring an experimental, poly‑love flair (“most terminally online lesbian polycule”). Finally, a splash of soda water nods to their recent “been getting into drinking water lately” posts, keeping the drink light yet invigorating.

Your Hogwarts House
The user frequently emphasizes personal achievement and ambition, such as "im insane 9th dan now" (2025-12-14) and "im goated" (2025-11-09), showing a drive to excel and be recognized. They also display resourcefulness and a self‑preserving attitude, for example "i might be cooked" (2025-12-29) hints at awareness of personal limits and adapting accordingly. Their frequent self‑promotion and focus on status, like "i got a much overdue st0 dan yesterday" (2025-12-28) and celebrating milestones ("turned 26... im old now" 2025-11-07), align with Slytherin traits of ambition, cunning, and a desire for personal advancement.

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The user constantly juggles gaming marathons, work‑related frustration, and odd everyday encounters, which mirrors the song’s theme of feeling overwhelmed by adult responsibilities (“We used to play outside”) and longing for simpler times. Their tweet about "been getting into acting unemployed lately" and "being the most unemployed employed person" (2025‑10‑22) reflects the lyric “Wake up, you need to make money.” The repeated mentions of chaotic online life—"most terminally online lesbian polycule" (2025‑12‑27) and "i may be the most unemployed employed person" (2025‑10‑22)—fit the chorus’s lament of “I’m scared to get old and I’m scared to be a kid again.” The humor‑laden, self‑deprecating tone of tweets like "im goated" (2025‑11‑09) and "im old now" (2025‑11‑07) aligns with the song’s mixture of sarcasm and genuine anxiety. Overall, the blend of internet meme culture, gaming obsession, and everyday stress makes "Stressed Out" a fitting anthem for this user.

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