Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Witty analyst: Frequently breaks down jokes or takes apart arguments clearly, like explaining multiple memes in a row in tweets such as “The joke is that a good cop does not exist” and “The joke is that if you show the detective the paper clip…”.
- Socially aware: Shows strong opinions on power dynamics and politics, e.g. criticizing defending billionaires in “You are a fat 30 year old white man…” and calling out TERF defense in “Defending Terfs in the big '25”.
- Curious thinker: Asks genuine questions about media and religion, like wondering about animal communication in movies in “Why do all animal movies have all the animals able to communicate…” and expressing interest in Christianity and Islam in “I'm genuinely very interested in both Christianity and Islam”.
- Determined learner: Puts effort into improving at games, as seen in “Taking a break from ranked until I've beat every practice map at least 50 times” and “Spent two hours straight learning bastion routes today”.
- Emotionally honest: Openly shares distress and vulnerability in tweets like “I was at the bridge for almost an hour… I just couldn't do it” and anxiety about school and family in “Mother just called me… she needs to talk to me”.
Weaknesses:
- Hostile language: Resorts to harsh insults, such as “If you ever catch yourself typing like this please kill yourself” and directly calling someone dumb in “You are dumb”.
- Self-destructive talk: Expresses suicidal ideation and apathy, shown in “I was at the bridge for almost an hour… I just couldn't do it” and “I am going to purposely fail all my classes this semester I think”.
- Academic disengagement: Shows giving up on school, like “I've decided I don't care about school anymore” and joking about intentionally failing in “I am going to purposely fail all my classes this semester I think”.
- Negativity focus: Frequently frames things in a pessimistic or angry way, such as “MCSR is so fucking dogshit dude fuck this shitty fucking game” and “Fuck this shit bro”.
- Impulsive posting: Shares extreme or risky thoughts in real time, like eating raw chicken sausages and immediately posting “Just ate four raw chicken sausages by accident” and posting while extremely scared in “im so fucking scared.”.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
This user most closely matches Bart Simpson: irreverent, mischievous, funny, and often masking real pain with jokes. They constantly roast others and speak bluntly, like calling someone out with “You are dumb” and mocking online behavior with “If you ever catch yourself typing like this please kill yourself”, which fits Bart’s chaotic, confrontational humor. At the same time, there’s a vulnerable undercurrent, like “I was at the bridge for almost an hour, all I had to do was let go of the railing, and I just couldn't do it” and “I lowk want to see my life flash before my eyes”, echoing Bart’s occasional dark, introspective moments behind the prankster facade. Their school apathy and defiance, shown in “I am going to purposely fail all my classes this semester I think” and “I've decided I don't care about school anymore”, also align with Bart’s classic underachiever attitude. Finally, their love of games and chaotic online culture, like raging at Minecraft in “MCSR is so fucking dogshit dude fuck this shitty fucking game”, fits Bart’s energetic, impulsive, and attention-seeking personality.
Your MBTI personality Type
INTP
They lean introvert: their social world is mostly online (MCSR, Twitch, school), and they often narrate solitary activities like practice and exams rather than parties or big friend groups, e.g. “Spent two hours straight learning bastion routes today” and “Taking a break from ranked until I've beat every practice map at least 50 times”. Their tweets show a clear Intuitive style, constantly questioning concepts and premises rather than just describing facts, like “Why do all animal movies have all the animals able to communicate with each other. Wouldn't each species see every other species the same way humans see every species that isn't human” and their interest in religion as an idea rather than a practice in “I'm genuinely very interested in both Christianity and Islam”. They are strongly Thinking: they argue via logic and nitpicking definitions, as in their rant about Superman and magic “If Supermans kryptonite is magic Spiderman's kryptonite is fucking bullets bro” and their series of explanations like “The joke is that a good cop does not exist”, often bluntly calling others dumb, e.g. “You are dumb”. Their Perceiving side shows in their chaotic, low‑structure approach to life and school—“I am going to purposely fail all my classes this semester I think” and “I'm not prepared for [my presentation] anymore but I'm not scared because I've decided I don't care about school anymore”—and in their highly reactive, in‑the‑moment tweeting. Put together, the introverted, analytical, abstract, and somewhat disorganized pattern matches INTP better than neighboring types like INTP’s more structured cousin INTJ or the more socially performative ENTP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You spent almost an hour on that bridge and couldn’t let go of the railing, but I lowk hope you cling to me with the same dedication you give MCSR ranked routes.
- You’re out here arguing Superman’s ‘weakness’ to magic and 1.9 combat on the same timeline you get a 3 on an essay you can’t even read the feedback for—wanna study together so at least one thing in your life gets good writing and good mechanics?
- You stayed at that bridge and chose not to jump, you rage at MCSR and still queue again, you even raw-dogged four chicken sausages by accident and survived—there’s something really stubbornly alive in you, and I’d like to be part of the reason you stick around.
- You love Calvin and Hobbes, complain about Quidditch being stupid, and still watch Minecraft tournaments like they’re the World Cup—if you ever want a player two who’ll gas you up like you gas Steez, I’m queueing for a duo.
- If we get four people together we can be #2 on Peak%, but if it’s just you and me we can speedrun something even rarer: a date where nobody types like that ‘kill yourself if you type this way’ tweet and both of us actually touch grass between runs.
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High school speedrunner yelling at Minecraft, exams, and bad takes. Once ate 4 raw chicken sausages by accident and still logs on daily.– @RhinoHornSlut
Your signature cocktail
The Bridge Jumper Save
This drink hits hard on purpose, like someone who can tweet “If peaceful protesting doesn't work maybe you should stop being peaceful” and then immediately spiral into “I am going to purposely fail all my classes this semester I think”. The overproof spiced rum is their raw, unfiltered aggression and chaotic humor, the same energy behind “MCSR is so fucking dogshit dude fuck this shitty fucking game”. Espresso keeps it twitchy and wired like hours of Minecraft speedrun grinding and ranked tilting, reflected in “Spent two hours straight learning bastion routes today”. Sour cherry liqueur is the dark, emotional undercurrent of “I was at the bridge for almost an hour, all I had to do was let go of the railing, and I just couldn't do it” and “I couldn't do it”, a sharp sweetness that proves they’re still here. The simple syrup and chocolate bitters round it out like the small joys and inside jokes—Calvin & Hobbes love in “I love Calvin and hobbes” and the gleeful chaos of “Snoo PINGAS as usual I see”—making a cocktail that’s intense, a little bitter, but ultimately life-affirming.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
This user shows a strong mix of impulsiveness, willingness to confront others, and a tendency to stand loudly for their beliefs, all of which are classic Gryffindor traits. They openly call out people and institutions with very direct language, like telling someone defending billionaires that they are "a fat 30 year old white man" and emphasizing how those billionaires would treat them, showing confrontational courage in “You are a fat 30 year old white man sitting in your basement spending your time defending billionaires who would shoot you and your entire family in the head point blank if it made them money, you are not wearing the boot.”. They also take bold moral stances, e.g. suggesting escalation beyond peaceful protest in “If peaceful protesting doesn't work maybe you should stop being peaceful” and bluntly attacking TERF defense in “Defending Terfs in the big '25”. Their impulsive, emotionally intense side appears in both trivial and serious contexts, such as rage at a game in “MCSR is so fucking dogshit dude fuck this shitty fucking game” and their raw confession about standing on a bridge unable to let go in “I was at the bridge for almost an hour, all I had to do was let go of the railing, and I just couldn't do it”. Even in that moment of despair they display a kind of courage-in-vulnerability by sharing it publicly, reinforced by the follow-up “I couldn't do it”, which fits a Gryffindor’s tendency to dramatize and externalize their inner battles. Overall, the combination of moral boldness, impulsive reactions, and willingness to engage in conflict and risk (social and personal) points much more to Gryffindor than to any of the other three houses.
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Stressed Out - Twenty One Pilots
A mix of dark humor, school stress, and online gaming rage fits the restless, anxious mood of Stressed Out. They joke about academics and apathy toward school, like when they say “I am going to purposely fail all my classes this semester I think” and “I have a presentation in class today that I'm not prepared for anymore but I'm not scared because I've decided I don't care about school anymore”, echoing the song’s theme of growing up and feeling overwhelmed. Their mental health struggles and brush with self-harm in “I was at the bridge for almost an hour, all I had to do was let go of the railing, and I just couldn't do it” and “I couldn't do it” strongly align with the song’s anxious, confessional tone. The blend of nihilistic humor and frustration—seen in “MCSR is so fucking dogshit dude fuck this shitty fucking game” and “Flubbed an 11 minute fort enter twice in a row. Will be waiting until tomorrow to attempt the weekly race again”—matches the way the track turns everyday stress into a kind of frantic, self-aware narrative. Even their political and moral frustration, like “If peaceful protesting doesn't work maybe you should stop being peaceful”, fits the song’s sense of dissatisfaction with the world and wanting an escape back to simpler times.
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