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Your Simpsons character
The user’s bio says they’re "unhinged and intelligent," which mirrors Bart’s mischievous yet clever nature. Tweets like "Working retail is like playing dark souls with 1hp" show a teenage, video‑game‑savvy sarcasm that Bart would use. Their dark humor in "Flesh tastes better than water" and "I need percs for my anhedonia" also fits Bart’s edgy, rebellious style. The desire to be an indie actor ("I wanna be a indie actor, straight Sundance films") echoes Bart’s aspirations to stand out and be noticed. Overall, the blend of chaotic humor, pop‑culture references, and quick wit aligns best with Bart Simpson.

Your MBTI personality Type
The user's extraverted style is evident in frequent, outward‑focused posts such as "Good afternoon" and the supportive shout‑out "I Support You Nigga Let's Grow", as well as quoting other users. Their sensing preference shows up in vivid, concrete imagery like "Flesh tastes better than water" and the comparison "Working retail is like playing dark souls with 1hp", and in a focus on sensory experiences of music ("Peak music", "This EP saved my life"). The tweets reveal a feeling orientation through emotional language about personal struggles, for example "I need percs for my anhedonia" and "Getting ghosted gave me brain damage". Finally, the spontaneous, unstructured nature of the timeline – jumping from "I wanna be a indie actor, straight Sundance films" to "Sara jay Sara jay Sara jay are you there?" – indicates a perceiving (P) approach.

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20-year-old indie-film hopeful & music enthusiast who survived retail night-shifts like a 1-HP Dark Souls run. 🎬🎧 #CreativeChaos– @rhnestonecwboy

Your signature cocktail
The Dark Soul Elixir blends smoky rye whiskey and bitter cold brew coffee to echo the user’s "unhinged and intelligent" vibe, as they say, "I need percs for my anhedonia". A splash of absinthe adds a chaotic, mind‑bending edge, mirroring the tweet "Flesh tastes better than water" and their love for dark, surreal humor. Blood orange bitters bring a bright, "Peak music" note that recalls the line "This EP saved my life". Finally, a dash of habanero hot sauce gives the drink the same intensity as "Working retail is like playing dark souls with 1hp", delivering a punch that’s both daring and unforgettable.

Your Hogwarts House
Based on the bio describing the user as "unhinged and intelligent" and the frequent displays of wit and self‑analysis, the user aligns most with Ravenclaw. Their tweet "Oxford [picture]" shows an interest in academia, while "I think im autistic and DL [picture]" demonstrates a reflective, analytical mindset. The clever analogy "Working retail is like playing dark souls with 1hp" highlights their love of clever wordplay. Additionally, the user’s engagement with music and indie film ("I wanna be a indie actor, straight Sundance films") reflects a curiosity and appreciation for the arts, traits valued by Ravenclaw. Overall, the combination of intellectual curiosity, introspection, and witty expression points to Ravenclaw.

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The user’s self‑described “unhinged and intelligent” vibe and repeated references to numbness, such as 'I need percs for my anhedonia' and 'Getting ghosted gave me brain damage', echo the raw pain in the lyrics 'I hurt myself today to see if I still feel.' Their feeling that 'working retail is like playing dark souls with 1hp' mirrors the song’s sense of relentless suffering. The tweet 'This EP saved my life' shows how music is a lifeline, just as 'Hurt' has been a solace for many struggling with mental health. Even the morbid line 'Flesh tastes better than water' fits the song’s bleak contemplation of existence.

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