Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Emotionally expressive: Openly shares feelings about stress, love, and exhaustion, like “did i just finish finals… or did they finish me?” and “i don’t want to be 19 and on fire anymore…”.
- Humor-driven: Uses dark and chaotic humor to cope, e.g. “did i just finish finals… or did they finish me?” and “fasting? Starvemaxxing😎”.
- Affectionate friend: Expresses strong care for others, like “i love my friends <333 gn” and affection for her cat in “MY FUCKING CAT IS LITERALLY SO CUTE SHUT THE FUCK UP”.
- Culturally engaged: Actively comments on music, shows, and fandoms, e.g. Ariana Grande in “NOTHING CAN MAKE ME HATE YOU ARIANA🫡” and k‑pop in “I like gnarly fuck u boring kpop bitches”.
- Identity-aware: Reflects openly on gender, sexuality, and religion, like “i don’t want to be a girl anymore😐”, “I LOVEEEEE GIRLS”, and “I love christmassssssssss (I’m muslim 🤦♂️)”.
Weaknesses:
- Hostile language: Uses aggressive insults toward public figures, such as “here comes taytay with her ugly stoopid ass… selfish ugly bitch we hate u i hate u go away”.
- Suicidal ideation: Frequently mentions wanting to die, e.g. “i’ll just kms” and “Life is really feeling like I either sell my pussy or kill myself idk”.
- Self-destructive humor: Jokes about serious harm, like “so unloved I have to kmsj” and “me bc i almost committed suicide because of a damn ass headache”.
- Prejudiced remarks: Posts hostile generalizations, such as “i actually do hate bisexuals” and “there’s just something about making fun of gay people for no reason that enlightens me”.
- Family resentment: Expresses intense bitterness toward family, e.g. “having a bpd mother and an evil older sister makes it so much easier to just yk count my days left hahaha” and “I hate being my mothers child”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Lisa fits best because she’s emotionally intense, self-aware, and oscillates between idealism and deep cynicism, much like this user. The user is outspoken about gender and social issues, e.g. “women will forever be better than men” and “you guys just hate brown women”, echoing Lisa’s feminist and anti-prejudice streak. At the same time, there’s a dramatic, depressed, hyperbolic tone in posts like “so unloved I have to kmsj” and “Life is really feeling like I either sell my pussy or kill myself idk”, which parallels Lisa’s frequent existential crises. Their love for art and pop culture (Ariana, Billie, Mitski, Melanie, webtoons, dramas) in tweets like “I LOVEEEEE GIRLS” and “i’m listening to mitski again, it’s over” matches Lisa’s tendency to use music and books as emotional outlets. Finally, the mix of being high-achieving/overthinking about school (“did i just finish finals… or did they finish me?”) and feeling alienated in her family and generation reflects Lisa’s core character arc more than any other main Simpson.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They lean Extraverted: they constantly broadcast their emotions, drama, and jokes to an audience and seem energized by sharing, like when they loudly complain about a professor in “I PUSHED MYSELF SO HARD TO GO TO CLASS TODAY FOR HER EVIL ASS TO NOT COME AND NOT ANNOUNCE IT???” or roast pop stars in “here comes taytay with her ugly stoopid ass dropping her annual bullshit album…”. Their humor and self-expression are very Intuitive, focused on vibes, identity, and exaggerated hypotheticals rather than concrete facts, as in “it should be suicide persuasion month bc some people just need to die” and the meta self-commentary of “This account is my performative account”. They are strongly Feeling: decisions and opinions are driven by values, attachment, and emotions—loving girls in “I LOVEEEEE GIRLS”, caring about representation in “you guys just hate brown women”, and openly discussing pain in “having a bpd mother and an evil older sister makes it so much easier to just yk count my days left hahaha”. The tone is blunt and chaotic but still rooted in emotional reaction rather than detached logic. Finally, they read as strongly Perceiving: their life is improvised and reactive, full of last‑minute mood swings like “should i die or dye my hair😏😏😏”, impulsive desires like “need a tattoo rn rn rn !!!”, and lack of structured planning shown by oversleeping alarms in “i’m actually so mad why don’t alarms work for me anymore”. Put together, the expressive, value-driven, chaotic, and highly online performative style fits ENFP best.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said after your Melanie Martinez concert you’re clocking out — what if we schedule one more event after that: you, me, historical fiction books, and complaining about boys being lame until we accidentally fall in love?
- You’re listening to Mitski again, you stan Ariana no matter what, and you threaten to retire Taylor Swift yourself — I feel like my real love language might just be arguing about pop girls with you until daylight savings fixes our insomnia.
- You keep tweeting you’ll ‘just kms’ over bangs, finals, and headaches… if you’re really counting your days, can I at least apply to spend the remaining ones playing IDV and webtoons with you while we drink Celsius and talk shit?
- You call yourself the cig queen and you think smoking might improve your life — plot twist: statistically speaking, replacing cigs with one (1) annoying but devoted brown-woman-enjoyer who trims your bangs and worships your cat has a 100% higher survival rate.
- You love girls, want a bad bitch for IDV, a sweet babygirl to trim your bangs, and a future wife for that selfie — I’m just saying, I fast during Ramadan too, love Christmas, and would absolutely celebrate your ‘performative summer’ like it’s an Olympic sport. When do we start tryouts?
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Your new Twitter bio
Full-time overthinker, part-time student. Once nearly cried over a Love Island reunion and a missing Diet Coke in the same hour. Opinions are my cardio.– @riacries
Your signature cocktail
Pretty When I Cry Cherry Starvemaxx Spritz
This cocktail is strong and chaotic, like someone who can tweet “Fasting? Starvemaxxing😎” and then immediately follow it with “eiding disorder time 🤩☪️” — so it starts with cherry vodka to match their location and the dramatic cherry motifs. An espresso shot captures their caffeinated spiral energy, perfectly summed up by “omggg why is my body shaking and about explode over one celsius girl calm tf downnnn”. Tart grapefruit soda adds bitterness and fizz for their sharp, unfiltered takes like “boys r so seriously lame 🤦♂️” and “who is the most annoying bitch alive of all time and why is it taylor swift 😴”. Brown sugar cinnamon syrup brings warmth under the edge, hinting at the soft spots behind tweets like “i love my friends <333 gn” and their love for cozy seasons in “I love christmassssssssss (I’m muslim 🤦♂️)”. Finally, edible silver glitter goes on top for the performative, dramatic side they openly claim in “This account is my performative account”, making the drink look as extra and unashamed as they are.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Ria’s tone is sharp, confrontational, and intensely self-protective, which leans strongly Slytherin. She openly revels in meanness and provocation, like when she says “it should be suicide persuasion month bc some people just need to die” and “there’s just something about making fun of gay people for no reason that enlightens me”, showing a willingness to be cruel and transgressive to assert herself. Her bio, “women will forever be better than men,” plus tweets like “boys r so seriously lame 🤦♂️” and “i try my best to not hate on older women… but they make it real difficult 🥴” reflect a hard ‘us vs. them’ worldview that fits Slytherin’s strong in-group/out-group instincts. She’s also highly performative and image-conscious, explicitly calling this “my performative account” and talking about a “very performative summer” in “This was a very performative summer…”, which aligns with Slytherin’s awareness of persona and social positioning. Even her extreme emotional swings are framed in terms of survival and control, such as “need a life coach RN, or i’ll literally just choose death” and the darkly strategic joke “Fasting? Starvemaxxing😎”, giving her a melodramatic but self-preserving edge, more Slytherin than Gryffindor. While there are traces of loyalty and vulnerability in tweets like “i love my friends <333 gn”, the dominant traits are provocative, guarded, and image-savvy, making Slytherin the best overall fit.
Your movie
Your song
Teen Idle - MARINA
The song Teen Idle fits ria because it captures a chaotic, morbidly humorous, deeply emotional teenager/young adult energy that runs through their timeline, like when they say “so unloved I have to kmsj” and “i’ll just kms”. The track’s themes of self‑destruction, alienation, and dark glamor echo posts such as “i’m listening to mitski again, it’s over” and “Life is really feeling like I either sell my pussy or kill myself idk”. Their mix of messy, performative humor and genuine pain aligns with the song’s theatrical angst, shown in “This account is my performative account” and “i’m either super gay or super homophobic hmmm”. Even their love of pop girls and dramatic stanning, like “NOTHING CAN MAKE ME HATE YOU ARIANA🫡”, mirrors the melodramatic, hyper-online teen persona that Teen Idle embodies. Overall, the song’s bitter humor, sadness, and desire to be "a real teen" all parallel ria’s way of tweeting through pain with irony and attitude.
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