Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Passionate gamer: Consistently engaged with Genshin and Stygian content, from build theory to clears, e.g. “yeah this is deffo clearable with a new ineffa set + crowned bina ulti (its lvl 8 rn)”.
- Helpful teammate: Offers direct help to others struggling with content, e.g. “if anyone needs help w stygian (asia preferably)… please let me know if can probably use my voodoo on your acc”.
- Emotionally expressive: Openly shows excitement, frustration, and joy, such as cheering for esports: “so so happy for yueeee🥹🥹🥹 he finally won a championship..”.
- Humorous commentary: Uses self-deprecating and situational humor, e.g. calling themself “a jobless fat chud” in “a jobless fat chud like me doesn't deserve good artifacts”.
- Media engaged: Actively follows and discusses multiple fandoms (Genshin, AOT, Maze Runner, etc.), as seen in “lets watch the death cure today” and “red swan is the best aot opening”.
Weaknesses:
- Harsh language: Frequent use of insults and profanity toward characters and people, e.g. “EVERY FAWKING FONTAINE CHARACTER IS DOGSHITTTTT”.
- Aggressive joking: Jokes escalate to violent rhetoric like “mikasa hate in the big 2026 i should be allowed to kill some of you” and “a few of my mutuals deserves to die”.
- Self-deprecating talk: Describes themself in very negative terms, e.g. “a jobless fat chud like me doesn't deserve good artifacts”.
- Frustration-prone: Shows intense tilt over game issues, such as “stygian onslaught you have put the fear of god in me. i humbly resign.” and repeated rage at Neuvillette.
- Conflict oriented: Leans into antagonistic phrasing in discourse, e.g. “columbina talks in online spaces is so so interesting because both her fans and haters r insufferable af so where do we go from here”.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
The overall vibe of this account matches Bart Simpson most closely: chaotic, loud, foul‑mouthed, but ultimately passionate about the things they care about. Like Bart, they lean heavily into irreverent humor and over-the-top rage, calling characters and units "dogshit" and saying things like “EVERY FAWKING FONTAINE CHARACTER IS DOGSHITTTTT WHY THE FUCK DOES NEUVILLETTE GET INTERRUPTED BY FUCKING ANYTHINGGGGGGGGGG” and “ngl a few of my mutuals deserves to die”, which fits Bart’s exaggerated, performatively edgy attitude. They also show Bart-like stubborn competitiveness and pride in their gaming skill, flexing clears and trash-talking enemies with lines like “this absolute brainiac tried to off field me, little did he know i was the goat #getsoloed chud” and constantly obsessing over Stygian clears and crowns (“tomorrow we crown bina...”). Despite the constant slander, there’s genuine enthusiasm and attachment under the snark; they get really excited about characters, esports wins, and story beats, as seen in “SCARAMOUCHHEEEEEEEEEEEEE YOU ARE SUCH A FUCKING DEMONNNNNN FUCKKKKKKKKK” and “so so happy for yueeee🥹🥹🥹 he finally won a championship..”. That mix of trolling, dramatics, and surprisingly sincere investment makes Bart the best fit over more earnest characters like Lisa or more mellow ones like Homer.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They lean Extraverted: their timeline is highly interactive and outward-facing, constantly tagging others and addressing wider fandoms, e.g. asking for help or reactions like “if anyone needs help w stygian (asia preferably)… please let me know” and loudly venting to audiences such as “EVERY FAWKING FONTAINE CHARACTER IS DOGSHITTTTT WHY THE FUCK DOES NEUVILLETTE GET INTERRUPTED BY FUCKING ANYTHINGGGGGGGGGG”. Their interests and comments show a clear Intuitive bent: they enjoy meta-discussions about story and themes rather than just surface details, as in “its 2026 and people still think that the traveler's main goal is still 'to find their sibling'” and musings about character discourse like “columbina talks in online spaces is so so interesting because both her fans and haters r insufferable af so where do we go from here”. Their tone is intensely emotional and value-driven, favoring Feeling over detached logic: they gush and rant in extremes such as “SCARAMOUCHHEEEEEEEEEEEEE YOU ARE SUCH A FUCKING DEMONNNNNN FUCKKKKKKKKK” and “god i wish we had more scenes w the fatuis… fuckkkk why do they have limited interactions”, showing decisions and judgments based on attachment and vibes more than structured argument. Finally, they appear Perceiving: their playstyle and life approach look spontaneous and reactive—complaining about accidental choices and last-minute plans like “having to use bina's sig at lvl 20 for 2 days because i accidentally crafted too much blue of her weap ascension mats” and rolling with imperfect setups such as “58 pity no weapon bina is gonna pull up with TTDS on the stygian boss tomorrow”. They improvise around whatever happens instead of showcasing meticulous planning, matching the flexible, expressive, fandom-immersed energy of an ENFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You’re out here shaving your whole body just to get clowned by Stygian Onslaught… how about next time you prep like that, it’s for a date with me instead of a boss that doesn’t even drop your crown?
- You begging Neuvillette to clear your Dire while calling every Fontaine unit dogshit is so real, but if you party up with me I promise I won’t interrupt your charged attacks… only your breath.
- You said ‘March 7th please come to Genshin’—until she does, I can be your temporary trailblazer: I’ll support your Bina, tolerate your Neuvillette slander, and listen to you rant about every patch like it’s main story.
- You stayed up theorycrafting Ineffa EM, crowning Bina, and timing Stygian clears—if you can put that much effort into a rotation, I can only imagine how hard you’d commit to someone you actually like.
- You calling yourself a jobless fat chud while live-tweeting Aurora championships and AOT openings is wild, because from where I’m standing you’re already a 5★ limited character with a cracked kit—mind if I pull for a chance to be in your party?
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Valeria | Genshin & Stygian theorycraft enjoyer, Ningning stan, occasional esports screamer. Once shaved my whole body for a clear and still lost 50/50.– @riamegistus
Your signature cocktail
Stygian Sandbina Sour
The Soju/light vodka base keeps the drink strong but deceptively easy to down, just like how they go from joking to hardcore theory and clear talk in a breath, flexing runs like “mo wheelchair c0r0 ineffa and c0r0 columbina hu tao no wheelchair dire clear”. Watermelon juice nods to the 🍉 in their name and the playful, slightly unhinged shitposting energy of lines like “ngl a few of my mutuals deserves to die”. Blue Curaçao mirrors their obsession with Fontaine, Neuvillette, and all things hydro-coded, from “EVERY FAWKING FONTAINE CHARACTER IS DOGSHITTTTT” to begging, “NEAUVILLEETTEEEEE HELP ME CLEAR MY DIRE”. Calamansi/lime juice adds a sharp, sour kick for their constant ranting and dramatic despair over pulls and clears like “stygian onslaught you have put the fear of god in me. i humbly resign.”. Finally, a pinch of sea salt represents the briny gamer salt and emotional stakes they pour into their faves—whether defending Mikasa in “mikasa hate in the big 2026 i should be allowed to kill some of you” or worshipping Ningning, Mona, March 7th, and Columbina across their timeline.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Valeria reads as intensely competitive, results‑oriented, and focused on min-maxing outcomes in games, which aligns strongly with Slytherin ambition and resourcefulness. Their whole struggle with Stygian/Dire showcases a will to brute-force success through optimization and power spikes: they talk about waiting for better gear and a crown to force a clear, e.g. “yeah this is deffo clearable with a new ineffa set + crowned bina ulti (its lvl 8 rn)” and “im ngl i dont wanna play arle anymore so ill just wait until i get my bina weapon and brute force the fuck out of that dog”. They also show a ruthless, almost cutthroat streak in how they talk about people and characters: “ngl a few of my mutuals deserves to die” and framing others as “frauds” like “ARLE URE A FAWKING FRAUUUUDDDDDDDDDD”, which fits Slytherin’s sharper, more confrontational edge. There’s clear pride in being the one who outplays others, e.g. “this absolute brainiac tried to off field me, little did he know i was the goat #getsoloed chud”, a very Slytherin “prove I’m better” energy. At the same time, they’re pragmatic and opportunistic about resources and rewards—complaining about missed BP, weekly caps, and weapon pity, like “if only i didnt pull for nilou and varesa's fawkass weapon i wouldve had c4 bina by now FACKKK”—showing a mindset oriented around long-term payoff and leveraging every advantage. While they do have humor and fandom passion, the dominant throughline is ambition, optimization, and a willingness to be harsh to get or comment on what they want, which fits Slytherin more than the other houses.
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Your song
brutal - Olivia Rodrigo
A well-suited song for them is “brutal” by Olivia Rodrigo, because it captures their chaotic, funny, and perpetually frustrated gamer energy. They constantly rant about Genshin and games in an over-the-top way, like calling Fontaine units trash in “EVERY FAWKING FONTAINE CHARACTER IS DOGSHITTTTT WHY THE FUCK DOES NEUVILLETTE GET INTERRUPTED BY FUCKING ANYTHINGGGGGGGGGG” and joking about suffering through Stygian in “stygian onslaught you have put the fear of god in me. i humbly resign.”. The song’s theme of feeling overwhelmed yet still self-aware and witty mirrors how they talk about being jobless and unlucky, like in “a jobless fat chud like me doesn't deserve good artifacts”. Their timeline swings between intense stanning and dramatic slander of characters (e.g. “good fucking god i never thought it was possible for neuvillette to get even more ugly but here we are”), which fits the song’s hyper-emotional, sarcastic tone. Even their dark humor about mutuals and fandom discourse, such as “columbina talks in online spaces is so so interesting because both her fans and haters r insufferable af so where do we go from here”, aligns with the song’s mix of angst, irony, and theatrical complaining.
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