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Your Simpsons character
They’re closest to Lisa Simpson: smart, self-aware, politically opinionated, and struggling with heavy emotions while still being very online and very fandom-brained. Like Lisa, they show sharp political awareness and frustration with injustice, e.g. criticizing homophobia and bad-faith discourse in fandom “this thread summarize: 1. homophobia exist bc annoying teen…” and calling out hypocrisy around real-world abuse versus moral panic “so do you actually support irl cannibalism, murder… what’s going on here”. Their depression and suicidal ideation mirror Lisa’s canon struggles with sadness and pressure, such as “I’ve been so depressed I can’t even jork it anymore it’s so over man” and “Lowkey want to kill myself but my friend just gave me a gift… so now I can’t kill myself to prove them wrong”. At the same time, they’re deeply into niche media and fandom (ORV, CoD ships, Darkest Dungeon, gacha games) and overthink their creative output, much like Lisa’s perfectionism and artistic anxiety, as seen in “sometimes I just stare at the dudes in my header… I want to draw again. but I lost in when I actually try do it”. Their mix of righteous anger about their country “my country is going back to 1998 dictatorship. let me save some AO3 fics, just in case.” and earnest, vulnerable oversharing fits Lisa’s blend of activism, sensitivity, and feeling out of place among her peers.

Your MBTI personality Type
They read as strongly introverted: their life revolves around solitary media/fandom consumption and inner emotional states rather than social events, e.g. debating whether to watch Alien Stage or finish ORV alone (“need to feel something should i watch Alien Stage or finish reading ORV”) and bedrotting with bad Wi‑Fi (“why is it when I bed rot my wifi is smooth af but when I ACTUALLY sit down to do my work it start acting up omfg this is my 13th reason”). Their interests and complaints are highly intuitive, centered on fandom meta, politics, and abstract moral/online-culture issues rather than concrete sensory details, such as criticizing takes about Hannibal morality (“so do you actually support irl cannibalism, murder, manipulation what ever the fuck happening in Hannibal what's going on here”) and minors in adult spaces (“you're part of the problem. why are you, as a minor, think it's okay to announce you're a minor when you're infiltrating adult spaces”). They lead with feeling: their posts foreground emotional distress and values, like suicidal ideation and depression (“I've been so depressed I can't even jork it anymore it's so over man”, “idk what about depression that makes me shoot myself in the foot and worsen my situation and depression in the future”), and they frame arguments in terms of harm, oppression, and empathy (“this thread summarize: 1. homophobia exist bc annoying teen 2. straight shipper are oppressed 3. gay ship is as annoying as pro ship ... yikes”). Their lifestyle and self-description seem perceiving rather than structured judging: they procrastinate and get overwhelmed by deadlines (“midterm is in 2 days and I haven't finished my logbook, poster and scale models. and my family still asked me to make cookies for Eid”) and frequently describe chaotic, last‑minute, or avoidant behavior rather than organized planning (“oh wow staying up all night wasn't a good idea who would've thought”). Combining inward focus, imaginative fandom-heavy inner world, strong value/emotion orientation, and a messy, improvisational approach to life points most closely to INFP.

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Architecture student, depressed comedian, and accidental Darkest Dungeon mentor. I lose styluses, sanity & fanart faster than my wifi drops.– @ric3sam

Your signature cocktail
This cocktail hits like their timeline: strong, chaotic, and a little self-destructive, inspired by lines like “I've been so depressed I can't even jork it anymore it's so over man” and “Lowkey want to kill myself but my friend just gave me a gift that basically said they're scared I'm 'gonna go unexpectedly'... so now I can't kill myself to prove them wrong”. Overproof dark rum is the heavy emotional base—loud, messy, and sincere, like “my country is going back to 1998 dictatorship. let me save some AO3 fics, just in case.”. Coffee liqueur captures their chronic exhaustion and all-nighters, echoing “oh wow staying up all night wasn't a good idea who would've thought” and their eternal midterm grind in “midterm is in 2 days and I haven't finished my logbook, poster and scale models. and my family still asked me to make cookies for Eid.”. Campari adds bitterness for the political rage and media takes, from “we should nuke this country istg” to calling out fandom nonsense like “you're part of the problem. why are you, as a minor, think it's okay to announce you're a minor when you're infiltrating adult spaces.”. Salted caramel syrup is the soft, sweet center that still gets excited over fandom and friends—see “finally got the courage to buy and wear a cod merch. soapy keychain hehe” and “I want to commission a friend cuz her art is gorgeous and I want to support her”. The charcoal-black ice cube is both edgy and dramatic, nodding to their NSFW / dark-fandom taste and the way fiction keeps them afloat, like “need to feel something should i watch Alien Stage or finish reading ORV” and “I was going on a depressive spiral when kim dokja suddenly appear in my mind... and I was so stunned and confused it pull me out of my spiral”.

Your Hogwarts House
Their tweets point most strongly to Ravenclaw, especially through introspection, analysis, and creative obsession. They repeatedly overthink fandom and ethics, like unpacking a discourse thread into numbered takeaways in “this thread summarize: 1. homophobia exist bc annoying teen 2. straight shipper are oppressed 3. gay ship is as annoying as pro ship (which people perceived as problematic cuz of pedo, incest etc content) yikes 4. queer relationship is always sexual anything else I missed” and critically questioning media morality in “so do you actually support irl cannibalism, murder, manipulation what ever the fuck happening in Hannibal what's going on here”. They’re highly self-reflective about their mental patterns, as seen in “idk what about depression that makes me shoot myself in the foot and worsen my situation and depression in the future. but I hate it and I can't get out of it”, which shows analytical thinking even turned inward. Their creativity and perfectionism show in art-related posts like “sometimes I just stare at the dudes in my header just vibing and suddenly I want to draw again. but I lost in when I actually try do it” and “I have a drawing idea way above my skill level so im just gonna imagine it while i post this i hope you guys can see it”, where imagination outruns execution. Even in everyday life, they approach problems with a kind of dry, detached curiosity—e.g. “living with no fridge really takes me back hundreds of year. I'm trying to dig up old ways people used to preserve food safely and won't turn to mold”—which is very Ravenclaw-coded. While there are flashes of Slytherin cynicism and Hufflepuff loyalty to friends, the dominant pattern is thoughtful, critical, and creatively preoccupied, fitting Ravenclaw best.

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A fitting song for them is Bored by Billie Eilish, which captures that mix of exhaustion, numbness, and dark humor they show. They openly talk about depression and self-sabotage, like when they say “I've been so depressed I can't even jork it anymore it's so over man” and “idk what about depression that makes me shoot myself in the foot and worsen my situation and depression in the future. but I hate it and I can't get out of it”. The song’s sense of being stuck and worn out aligns with tweets like “god please convert all this stress and anxiety to grey hair instead of kidney stones that would be really cool” and “suddenly feeling empty and suicidal the moment my psychiatrist say I have depression”. At the same time, they cope with dark jokes and fandom hyperfixations, as seen in “need to feel something should i watch Alien Stage or finish reading ORV” and their NSFW/fandom interactions mentioned in their bio, which matches the introspective yet jaded mood of the song. Overall, Bored reflects both their emotional fatigue and the way they distance themselves from it with sarcasm and media obsession.

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