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This user most closely resembles Lisa Simpson, but with a much sharper, more jaded edge. Like Lisa, they are intensely opinionated about politics, social issues, and media, calling out authoritarianism and hypocrisy, as in their criticism of Dross and a president who is “literally a figure exalting dictatorial authoritarianism” “hombre Dross, el presidente elegido...” and their defense of trans people against shallow takes “las redes os han convencido de que la gente trans son un fenómeno para llamar la atención...”. They also show a strong sense of justice and empathy for marginalized groups, sarcastically skewering sanitized portrayals of the Israeli army while centering civilian suffering “Awww que tiernos los soldados israelies 🥰... las madres viendo a sus hijos masacrados...”. At the same time, like an older, burned-out Lisa, they feel alienated and crushed by loneliness and by not fitting into society, as in “la soledad es una de las cosas que me está matando lentamente...” and the very dark self-reflection in “genuinamente siento que no puedo seguir, ni debo hacerlo, no entiendo el mundo ni a la sociedad...”. Their bio and several tweets show deep self-loathing and a desire to disappear, yet they still compulsively analyze culture, bullying, and ethics—for example, criticizing reality shows that profit from putting unstable people in harm’s way “todo su concepto es meter a gente inestable mental a que se jodan para el disfrute de la gente...”. Overall, this mix of moral intensity, overthinking, political awareness, and painful disillusionment aligns best with Lisa Simpson if she had grown up immersed in toxic social media and become far more cynical and abrasive.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Introvert (I) because they focus on their inner world, loneliness, and not fitting in socially, e.g. saying “la soledad es una de las cosas que me está matando lentamente” and in their bio asking past followers to unfollow them. There’s little evidence of seeking social attention; instead they express feeling alienated and even write messages like “nadie leerá esto pero, genuinamente siento que no puedo seguir… este es mi ultimo mensaje definitivamente”, which is introspective and withdrawn rather than performative. They fit Intuition (N) more than Sensing because they constantly interpret broader meanings, values and systems behind events (media, politics, social issues), for example reframing a reality show as bullying and a moral problem in “todo el concepto de esa mierda de serie promueve el bullying” and critiquing political narratives in “luego sale una chica hegemónica… resumen, tienen una narrativa cuñada para todo”. Their decision-making is strongly Feeling (F): they react intensely to perceived cruelty and injustice, e.g. “putos bullys de mierda… que asco, y que asco la organizacion por permitir que esto pase”, defend marginalized groups (“las redes os han convencido de que la gente trans son un fenómeno… pero son personas reales”), and show deep hurt and self-worth struggles, which indicates values- and emotion-based judgments over detached logic. Finally, they appear more Perceiving (P) than Judging: their timeline is reactive, spontaneous and emotionally driven rather than structured or planned, jumping between topics (streamers, politics, shows, personal pain), and they do not present long-term plans or a need for closure—reinforced by comments like “me da igual perder followers por decir lo que pienso”, which shows a flexible, in-the-moment expression style rather than organized image management. Putting this together, the pattern of intense personal values, inward focus, abstract moral commentary and spontaneous expression best fits INFP.

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Opinionated Canary Islander 🇮🇨 | Mix of gaming takes, social commentary & dark humor. Once scared my sister with a horror show, still her movie guy.– @Ricarmb

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Overproof dark rum stands for the raw, unfiltered intensity with which they call out people and politics, like when they explode over AI misuse in “Oye pero esto que mierda es? Tío dejad de usar la IA para estas mierdas puto soplapollas, debería de ser denunciable”. Campari’s sharp bitterness reflects their constant critique of hypocrisy and bullies, as in “putos bullys de mierda, elxokas tenia razon en llamaros eso, que asco, y que asco la organizacion por permitir que esto pase”. The cold brew coffee concentrate is the insomnia-core introspection underneath the rage, echoing their confession in “la soledad es una de las cosas que me está matando lentamente, pero entiendo el post, sé a que se refiere”. Smoked chili bitters capture the incendiary, vengeful edge in posts like “como me gustaría que todos los perros se le tiran encima y la maten a mordiscos a la hija de la gran puta esta”. Finally, the twist of orange peel is that tiny hint of brightness and nerdy affection that still peeks through in things like “Hi Pikachu” and their nostalgic joke about Pokémon in “como olvidar ese dia que ilegalizaron mundialmente jugar al soul silver y heart gold xD”, reminding you this bitter drink still has a heart under all the burn.

Your Hogwarts House
This account shows a strong tendency to call out what they see as injustice or cruelty in a very direct, confrontational way, which aligns with Gryffindor’s bravery and impulsiveness more than any other house. For example, they openly wish violent retribution on an animal abuser, saying “como me gustaría que todos los perros se le tiran encima y la maten a mordiscos a la hija de la gran puta esta”, a very visceral, emotionally driven reaction. They also confront bullying in online events, calling participants and organizers “putos bullys de mierda” and saying “que asco, y que asco la organizacion por permitir que esto pase”, and defending a smaller creator by complaining that Rich targets “la peña mas pequeña” while avoiding bigger streamers in “por lo que sea al rubius no se lo vas a hacer, o a uno de tus amiguitos”. Their moral stance is often intense and public: they criticize people minimizing Venezuelan dictatorship with comments like “ese hijo de puta era un pedazo de cabron sádico y represivo que ha destrozado un pais entero”. Even when talking about losing followers, they frame it as fearlessly sticking to their beliefs rather than appeasing others: “me da igual perder followers por decir lo que pienso… a ver si los que me estais quitando el follows… os creeis que voy a lloriquear o algo”. The combination of outspoken defense of others, moral indignation, and emotionally charged, sometimes reckless language fits a passionate, hot-blooded Gryffindor far more than a calculating Slytherin, patient Hufflepuff, or cerebral Ravenclaw.

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A song that best fits @Ricarmb is Boulevard of Broken Dreams by Green Day, because it captures walking alone, disillusionment, and anger at the world while still engaging with it. They are openly critical and combative online, calling out others with tweets like “putos bullys de mierda, elxokas tenia razon en llamaros eso, que asco” and “cuando tu arma es la desinformación, la información es tu enemigo”, which reflects the song’s fed‑up, confrontational energy toward a broken environment. At the same time, there is a deep loneliness and despair underneath, visible in “la soledad es una de las cosas que me está matando lentamente” and especially “genuinamente siento que no puedo seguir, ni debo hacerlo… este es mi ultimo mensaje definitivamente”. Their bio, “esta cuenta ya no es de nadie y no se como se borra,” and the farewell tweet “Adios a la poca gente que conocí, sean felices” mirror the song’s themes of feeling detached and lost. Overall, the mix of rage at hypocrisy, political and social frustration, and an intense sense of walking alone through it all makes Boulevard of Broken Dreams a strong thematic match.

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