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Your Simpsons character
They’re most similar to Lisa Simpson: a high-achieving, overstressed nerd who cares a lot about school but also spirals dramatically. They constantly talk about exams and studying, like stressing over physics (“my physics exam is TOMORROW and i completely forgot we even studied any formulas im so fucked 😭”) and C++ (“IVE NEVER SUFFERED MORE THAN I HAVE LEARNING C++ 😭😭 GET ME OUT OF HERE 😭😭”), which fits Lisa’s academic grind. Their bio literally says “certified NERD !!!!”, and they make goofy science jokes like the electron configuration analogy (“does anyone wanna hear my analogy on how the condensed electron configuration of elements is kinda like slavery”), echoing Lisa’s tendency to intellectualize everything. Like Lisa, they feel out of place socially and worry about seeming weird (“i might have to stop being so open about my interests at school i lowkey think most of them think im weird now”) yet are deeply passionate about their niche interests and communities (“whenever i watch a fulham stream i genuinely just start giggling i like this community very much”). The mix of intense fangirling, earnestness, overthinking, and academic anxiety is extremely Lisa-coded.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Extraverted: they constantly seek interaction and new connections, like trying hard to befriend a classmate just to talk about Minecraft (“how do you make friends in real life without them approaching you first 😭😭 imm trying so hard to be friends with this one guy but i think he thinks im weird I JUST WANT TO TALK ABOUT MINECRAFT ☹️☹️”) and openly sharing personal struggles and excitement with their timeline. Their feed shows strong iNtuitive preference: they love abstract analogies and meta-thought (e.g. “does anyone wanna hear my analogy on how the condensed electron configuration of elements is kinda like slavery”) and often extrapolate stories, meanings, and ‘what if’ scenarios from fandom content (“what if uufies goes out like bianca di angelo…”). They read as Feeling-dominant: decisions and reactions are intensely emotional and relational—panic over friends, crushes, fandom communities, and being perceived as weird (“i might have to stop being so open about my interests at school i lowkey think most of them think im weird now and now in the good way 😭”), and they frame academic stakes in dramatic, personal terms rather than purely logical ones (“IF I DONT FINISH MY SOCIOSCIENTIFIC ACTIVITY BY 7AM PHILIPPINE TIME TOMORROW JANUARY 16TH WIFIES IS DEAD !!!!!!”). Finally, they appear strongly Perceiving: they chronically cram, forget deadlines, and improvise rather than follow structured plans (“my physics exam is TOMORROW and i completely forgot we even studied any formulas im so fucked 😭”, “10 minutes to 1am and i have class in the morning 😭😭 this wouldnt be a problem if i didnt get sleepy in school im FUCKED goodnight”). Their spontaneous late-night streaming, last-minute studying, and high-energy, emotionally expressive tweeting style align most closely with ENFP—an enthusiastic, people-focused, idea-driven type who struggles with structure but thrives on passion and connection.

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Student in PH balancing physics exams, C++ errors, and Minecraft brainrot. Once missed playoffs because my dad turned off my alarms at 3AM.– @rielosaurus

Your signature cocktail
This jittery little monster of a drink is powered by a double shot of espresso-infused rum for all the nights that somehow become 1am school nights like “1am on a school night and i didnt realized until i checked my phone time because my laptop is delayed 😭😭 just fucking shoot me 😭😭”. Calamansi honey syrup adds a Filipino twist and a comforting sweetness for the moments they’re clinging to small joys in between exams and flag ceremonies like “silly awards are at 2am for me ON A MONDAY when i have flag ceremony 😭😭 its so over”. The chaotic blue of blue curaçao mirrors their hyperfandom Minecraft brainrot and colorful timeline, from panicking over matches to vodwatching ultimatums like “if i dont finish my project by the time i finish vodwatching tubbo i Kill (capital k) myself”. A tangy energy drink topper captures their constant oscillation between exhaustion and cracked-out excitement, as seen in “im in the car rn and im actually vibrating in excitement to get home and watch the max midoffs video what have i come to 😭💔”. Finally, the pop rocks rim represents the loud, explosive way they experience crushes, fandom, and friendships, like screaming over uploads and community love in “YYOUUU ODNT OJWO HOW LOUD IACREAMED OH MYDGO ROVUOLAODED OMH RO UPLAOD OHTMSNSNSNS” and “whenever i watch a fulham stream i genuinely just start giggling i like this community very much”.

Your Hogwarts House
They show a very strong love of learning and thinking things through, even while joking about suffering. For example, they stress over physics and derivations like “FUCK MY LIFE BRO I DERIVED MASS WITH TL^2/V^2 BECAUSE IM STUPID AND THE CORRECT DERIVATION WAS TL/V^2 FUCKKKK” and panic about remembering formulas in “my physics exam is TOMORROW and i completely forgot we even studied any formulas im so fucked 😭”, which shows they actually care about understanding the material. They also complain intensely about learning C++ but in a way that reveals persistence with complex subjects: “IVE NEVER SUFFERED MORE THAN I HAVE LEARNING C++ 😭😭 GET ME OUT OF HERE 😭😭 ong java and python were easier make it stop 💔” and later “head hurts and my eyes are red and i might throw up but hey at least i understand computer science now right guys right right right”. Their curiosity and tendency to make odd, analytical analogies—like “does anyone wanna hear my analogy on how the condensed electron configuration of elements is kinda like slavery”—also fits the Ravenclaw pattern of overthinking and playing with ideas. Even their fandom engagement has a nerdy, pattern-tracking angle, such as asking “FOR SCIENTIFIC REASONS what minecraft streamer says 67 the most 🤔🤔 or what minecraft streamers dont ban 67 lmk im bored and ive watched every vod ive missed already”, turning a meme into a pseudo-research project. While they clearly care about friends and community, the dominant throughline is brainy obsession, self-deprecating academic focus, and quirky analytical humor—classic Ravenclaw energy.

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A well‑known song that suits them best is 22 by Taylor Swift, because it captures chaotic, over-caffeinated, emotionally intense student life mixed with very online fandom brainrot. They constantly juggle school stress and streams, like when they said they were watching an MCSR clip compilation on 3 hours of sleep and realized they had to go to bed (“aintnoway i HAVE to go to sleep”) or forgot all their physics formulas before an exam (“my physics exam is TOMORROW and i completely forgot we even studied any formulas im so fucked 😭”). Their timeline is full of hyperfixations and inside jokes, such as begging for favorite "67 tolerant" streamers (“pleeease bro what are the 67 tolerant chats 😢😢”) and vibrating with excitement to watch a Minecraft video in the car (“im actually vibrating in excitement to get home and watch the max midoffs video”). At the same time, they show vulnerable moments about friendships and feeling weird at school (“i lowkey think most of them think im weird now”), which fits the song’s mix of fun, insecurity, and trying to enjoy youth despite chaos. Overall, 22 matches their blend of nerdy enthusiasm, late-night spirals, and heartfelt attachment to friends and streamers.

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