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Your Simpsons character
They align most with Lisa Simpson: thoughtful, creative, a little neurotic, and extremely online about their interests. Like Lisa obsessing over books and causes, they’re deeply invested in fandom and art, from wanting to write a “byler regency era forbidden romance au” to agonizing over whether people will care if they “post my writing…? … i’m #scared”. Their blend of sincerity and self-awareness, shown when they say “can’t we all get along and let people think whatever they want??? who cares if it’s ooc, it’s a headcanon”, echoes Lisa’s desire for harmony and open-mindedness. The intellectual/theater-kid vibe—loving “Shakespeare” and “cabaret” in “five things i like”—also screams Lisa, who’s always the artsy overachiever. And like Lisa trying hard to make friends while staying earnest, they tweet things like “oomfs dm/interact with me #please i need more friends 🙏🙏🙏 i am kind and cool i promise!”, showing the same mix of social anxiety and genuine warmth.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Extrovert: they constantly invite interaction, asking oomfs to DM and be friends and sharing selfies, e.g. “oomfs dm/interact with me #please i need more friends 🙏🙏🙏 i am kind and cool i promise! 😇” and “uhhhh ok so hi this is what i look like + two pictures from my pinterest 🦌🤍”. Their interests and tweeting style show strong Intuition: they love AUs, concepts, and hypotheticals like “i really want to write a byler regency era forbidden romance au omggg” and cross-fandom mashups such as “rn i’m imagining what it would be like if the yellowjackets got stuck in the upside down…”. They clearly favor Feeling: they prioritize harmony and emotions, defending others’ headcanons in “can’t we all get along and let people think whatever they want??? who cares if it’s ooc, it’s a headcanon 😭😭” and frequently expressing affection toward followers like “if you’ve interacted with me in any way these last couple days, i love you and we’re best oomfs forever”. Finally, they appear more Perceiving than Judging: they embrace spontaneity and play (e.g. constantly asking for “gimmicks” and fanfic recs such as “y’all got any recommendations to hold me over until the next chapter?”), and their timeline feels exploratory and improvisational rather than structured or highly planned. Altogether, this enthusiastic, idea-driven, emotionally expressive, and spontaneous online presence aligns best with ENFP.

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Alexandra, 19 • she/her • Yellowjackets & Stranger Things enthusiast who once outlined a Byler regency AU in a single lecture • link in tweets– @riflenat

Your signature cocktail
This drink is sweet, sparkling, and just a little unhinged—perfect for someone imagining “what it would be like if the yellowjackets got stuck in the upside down…”. Vanilla vodka is the soft, nostalgic core: movie nights, Shakespeare, and late-night fic binges, just like their 'five things I like' energy in “1. watching movies 2. shakespeare 3. sinjin drowning 4. cabaret 5. jeff buckley”. Blackberry liqueur adds a dark, fandom-drama bite for all the ship discourse and slightly feral takes, channeling posts like “this is the worst tweet i’ve ever seen holy shit…keep my yuri away from your dry ass ship”. Sparkling apple cider keeps it youthful and effervescent, matching their hyper-oomf-loving mood in “i’ve been lowkey twittermaxxing recently…i love you and we’re best oomfs forever”. Lavender syrup is for the dreamy, romantic byler/ronance heart and the regency AU daydreaming of “i really want to write a byler regency era forbidden romance au omggg”. Finally, edible silver glitter nods to their soft, sparkly self-image—“alexandra (me) is a beautiful princess and her vibe is like 🐬✨🌈🦄💖🪩” in this tweet—because this cocktail, like their timeline, absolutely has main-character shimmer.

Your Hogwarts House
Alexandra consistently centers friendship, kindness, and community in a way that’s very Hufflepuff-coded. She openly asks people to interact and be friends, stressing how kind she is and wanting more connections: “oomfs dm/interact with me #please i need more friends 🙏🙏🙏 i am kind and cool i promise! 😇” and “wait awww you’re so sweet, thank you! we should be friends whoever you are :)”. She expresses deep appreciation and loyalty to her mutuals and followers, saying “1k is lowkey crazy…i love all my little baby oomfies so much thank you all 😇🤍” and “if you’ve interacted with me in any way these last couple days, i love you and we’re best oomfs forever 😇😇 #grateful for you all!!”. Her desire for a drama-free, accepting fandom space is also key Hufflepuff energy: “can’t we all get along and let people think whatever they want??? who cares if it’s ooc, it’s a headcanon 😭😭”. While she’s creative and fandom-obsessed (which could hint Ravenclaw), her defining traits are warmth, inclusivity, and valuing people over discourse, making Hufflepuff the best fit.

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Taylor Swift’s mirrorball fits Alexandra because it captures the mix of vulnerability, performance, and wanting to be everything for the people around you. She openly calls herself a “beautiful princess” whose vibe is “🐬✨🌈🦄💖🪩,” which perfectly echoes the glittering, disco-ball imagery of the song (“none of this is true, alexandra (me) is a beautiful princess and her vibe is like 🐬✨🌈🦄💖🪩”). Like the mirrorball trying to keep everyone entertained, she’s constantly engaging with her fandom spaces, from asking oomfs to interact and be friends (“oomfs dm/interact with me #please i need more friends 🙏🙏🙏 i am kind and cool i promise! 😇”) to begging for “gimmicks” and strawpage messages to make her smile (“goodnight twitter!!!…send me gimmicks to wake up to I BEG!”). The song’s emotional core—being a bit fragile but still spinning for others—matches her blend of self-consciousness and enthusiasm when she worries if people will care about her writing (“would y’all want to see me post my writing…?…i’m not posting if y’all won’t gaf because i’m #scared”). And just like mirrorball’s dreamy, slightly melancholy tone, she gravitates toward intense, emotional narratives in fandom, from post-epilogue Will Byers feelings threads (“post epilogue will byers and his lingering feelings for mike wheeler. 🧵”) to angsty AUs and romantic ships.

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