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Your Simpsons character
This account mixes chaotic horny humor, bad puns, and sudden bursts of sincerity in a way that’s very Homer-coded. Like Homer, they lean hard into dumb wordplay and dad-joke energy, with posts like “I was so deeply saddened to hear about the sudden death of the famous Italian chef He pasta way so young” and “Why did the farmer name his horse mayo Because MAYO—NEIGHS”. There’s also a very Homer-ish, over-the-top, horny goofiness in tweets such as “To get OVER someone One must get UNDER someone I don’t make the rules” and “Missionary so she can rest her legs on my back”. Underneath the jokes, though, you see a surprisingly soft, insecure, romantic side—like in “Someday, I hope that someone does find me worthy of loving… Someone will see the chaos and still choose to stay” and the bio “I make jokes when I'm uncomfortable”, which mirrors Homer’s mix of clumsiness and genuine heart. They even complain about reach and visibility in a very “Homer failing at everything but still trying” way, e.g. “Man, wtf happened to my account, the traction is basically zero Am I visible to y’all, hello?!?!?!?”. Overall, they’re chaotic, emotional, horny, pun-obsessed, often self-sabotaging, but ultimately big-hearted—very Homer Simpson.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Extrovert (E): their timeline is highly interactive, centered on social life, crushes, weddings, and public self-expression, e.g. openly narrating awkward romantic moments like “Last year, I attended a wedding… I see the same girl… this time I couldn’t talk to her again… Because she was the bride”, and frequently worrying about reach and audience response in tweets like “Contemplating posting something I’ve written… I fear it’ll flop very hard and not even reach my followers”. They show strong Intuition (N) through wordplay, puns, and abstract emotional musing rather than concrete how‑to or sensory detail, such as the romantic-philosophical reflection in “I actually don't know what love is, Is it letting go or holding on… maybe both together” and relentless conceptual jokes like “Fell in love with a girl who has BPD Called it a schizuationship”. Their style reads as Feeling (F): they emphasize emotional vulnerability and connection, hoping someone will choose them despite their “chaos” in “Someday, I hope that someone does find me worthy of loving… Someone will see the chaos and still choose to stay”, and they frame hookups and romance poetically as in “Why describe it as a mere hookup when you can say ‘tum bhi ho tanha…’”. Finally, they appear more Perceiving (P) than Judging: they are impulsive, self-deprecating, and chaotic rather than orderly, talking about sending risky texts without a plan in “Just sent the text, idk how’s it gonna go for me now… mera sar bhi fat raha hai aur Gaand bhi” and fantasizing about randomly deleting the account in “one day ill delete this account and dissappear forever”. The mix of loud humor, emotional intensity, romantic idealism, and spontaneity best fits ENFP.

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Pun dealer, hopeless romantic, and part-time poet. Once saw the same girl at two weddings and only spoke to her when she was the bride.– @rike_mosss

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This cocktail is strong but playful, just like someone who proudly calls it a “schizuationship” when they fall for chaos. Spiced dark rum stands for the unhinged, horny-on-main puns and double entendres like “To get OVER someone One must get UNDER someone” and “Missionary so she can rest her legs on my back”. The sweet & sour tamarind syrup mirrors their mix of romantic softness and self-roast, from longing tweets like “Someday, I hope that someone does find me worthy of loving” to crying about never finding a Navratri partner in “Hum 22 saal se Navratri mein Ek bhi garba/dandiya partner nahi dhund paaye”. A splash of bubbly rosé represents their filmy, poetic side in lines like “I GET TO HAVE MY WAY WITH WORDS AND SHE CAN HAVE ME THE WAY SHE WANTS TO” and lyrical tweets such as “Why describe it as a mere hookup when you can say ‘tum bhi ho tanha aur hum akele…’”. The dash of chili bitters is that sharp, chaotic humor that makes them tweet things like “Forgot my e mail password, so applied some lube on the laptop and entered it easily” and wild barber rants like “Mere barber ki Gaand mein aloo bomb daalke rocket jalaado”. Finally, the lime peel twist is a nod to their self-awareness and occasional existential flair—someone who jokes about “one day ill delete this account and dissappear forever” yet still keeps asking if they should post their next writeup in hopeful threads like “Guys would I be supported if I post my latest write up?!?!?!?!?”.

Your Hogwarts House
Their defining traits are wit, wordplay, and a very self‑aware creativity, all of which point strongly to Ravenclaw. Nearly every other tweet is a layered pun or language joke, like turning an Italian chef’s death into, “He pasta way so young”, a relationship into a legal joke in, “Fell in love with a lawyer Called it a COURTSHIP”, or mixing Hindi and English in “The existence of शियालदह station implies the existence of सुन्नीलदा station”. They clearly enjoy constructing clever double entendres and cross‑lingual puns (“Called an Arctic Monkeys fanboy an emotional support comforter Cos he said ‘but I कंबल completely when you cry’”), which is much more about sharpness of mind than about pure chaos or kindness. Beyond humor, they show a reflective, almost writerly side in tweets like “Someday, I hope that someone does find me worthy of loving… someone will see the chaos and still choose to stay” and their hesitation about posting their own writing, “I’m scared to post it cos of such a bad reach… I fear it’ll flop very hard”, which suggests a thoughtful, inward, analytical temperament rather than a bold Gryffindor or power‑driven Slytherin. They also treat language itself as a playground—e.g., numerically nerdy jokes like “What did 12.999 say when it reached it’s last decimal place”—which is archetypal Ravenclaw behavior. Overall, the consistent pattern of intellectual humor, self‑reflection, and love of clever phrasing makes Ravenclaw the best fit.

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A song that suits them best is Dil Chahta Hai, because it captures the mix of goofy humor, longing, and soft–boi chaos they constantly display. Their timeline swings between unhinged puns like “What did the IKEA employee do when he was appointed as the leader of a nation He assembled his CABINET” and thirsty jokes such as “Missionary so she can rest her legs on my back”, just like the song balances fun with genuine emotion. Underneath the jokes, there’s a real romantic and sentimental core in tweets like “Someday, I hope that someone does find me worthy of loving… Someone will see the chaos and still choose to stay.” and the wistful memory of “the girl I met on 2nd October 2022… I’ll never ever forget you, even though I never asked your name”. Their bio, “I make jokes when I'm uncomfortable,” and tweets like “Some romantic shit better fucking happen to me real soon. I’m tired of collecting bouquet pics like I’m running a failed flower shop with zero customers.” mirror the song’s theme of masking deep feelings with banter. Dil Chahta Hai fits them as the soundtrack of a funny, emotionally chaotic, secretly soft protagonist who’s still hoping love and life will eventually fall into place.

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