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Your Simpsons character
This user is most like Lisa Simpson: emotional, sharp, politically aware, and deeply nerdy in very specific interests. They mix righteous anger with jokes, like when they call out people “usar uma pauta séria como genocidio p biscoitar nao te torna uma pessoa cool vc só é burra” and cheer about “12/09: bolsonaro preso”, which fits Lisa’s strong sense of justice. They’re also academically anxious and a bit perfectionist, saying they’re too shy to ask the professor and end up on YouTube instead in “morro de vergonha de chamar o professor na minha mesa pra tirar dúvida e sempre acabo procurando tutorial no youtube”. Their geeky side shows in obsessing over EXO and horror/nerd media, e.g. “tomara q meu yushizinho esteja muito feliz com a volta do exo” and their chemistry-chain joke in “minha cabeça ficou ecoando met et prop but pent hex hept oct non dec”, which is very Lisa-coded STEM humor. At the same time, they’re sentimental and idealistic about love and friendships, like calling someone “o amor da sua vida é um mutual do twitter msm” and saying “ah meu vinicius que me cura 🤍🤍🤍”.

Your MBTI personality Type
They read as an Extravert: they’re constantly out with friends, at shows and events, and narrating chaotic social stories, like falling asleep in the smoking area while friends wander off (“ai lembrando aq q eu dormi no banco do fumódromo enquanto a maria levava a gabie no banheiro aquela amiga q nao tem nenhum senso de perigo”), and imagining elaborate date scenarios with lots of interaction (“ideia de date vamos na feira da benedito calixto… dps tomamos milkshake”). Their humor and interests point to Intuition: they jump from k‑pop to politics to horror movies to chemistry wordplay (“minha cabeça ficou ecoando met et prop but pent hex hept oct non dec”) and dramatize things in a very imaginative, over-the-top way (“queria engravidar o jongseob queria embuchar essa pessoa eu vou deixalo GRAVIDO”). They clearly lead with Feeling: they center relationships and affection (“ninguém nunca vai me amar tanto quanto o yan que virou bissexual so pra namorar comigo”), talk about crying over moments (“chorei como se o mundo fosse acabar nesse dia”), and react strongly to perceived insensitivity or injustice (“usar uma pauta séria como genocidio p biscoitar nao te torna uma pessoa cool vc só é burra”). Finally, they seem Perceiving: their life is portrayed as spontaneous, messy, and reactive (complaining about being almost 20 yet constantly out at random events: “nem fiz 19 anos ainda mas ja to muito chateada que ano que vem eu vou fazer 20 pq 20 é muita coisa”), with little emphasis on structure or long-term planning beyond vibes and feelings. Taken together—high-energy socializing, imaginative and emotional expression, and a go-with-the-flow lifestyle—ENFP fits best.

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19, SP. EXO-l, horror doc enthusiast, part-time diva to my mom’s students. Once lost a sorvete to a random kid on the street and I’m still processing it.– @rikuwentz

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This cocktail starts with bright, vegetal cachaça infused with green apple peel to honor their chaotic Brazilian core and the bio vibe of “lets get together and be green like my insides,” plus the EXO-fan-on-the-metrô energy from “to no metrô assim”. Midori makes it literally green and a little unhinged-sweet, like screaming “MEU EXO PYTA QUEPARIU” and “EXOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO” on the timeline at 200% volume. Fizzy guaraná soda keeps it hyper and teen-coded, the same sugar rush as being “nem 19 anos ainda” while already distressed about turning 20 in “20 é muita coisa”. A sharp squeeze of lime adds dramatic acidity for their petty, opinionated side, the one that says “usar uma pauta séria como genocidio p biscoitar nao te torna uma pessoa cool vc só é burra” and “como as pessoas gostam de macarrão senhor”. Finally, a dash of saline nods to the occasional meltdown, from “to muito ruim serio” in “eu falando isso pro yan quarta feira” to swearing they’ll “nunca mais vou sair de casa” in “acho q nunca mais vou sair de casa”, balancing all the sweetness with just enough emotional salt to feel real.

Your Hogwarts House
They consistently show a very Ravenclaw mix of creativity, nerdiness, and sharp wit. Academically/analytically, they joke about organic chemistry nomenclature when reading news — “minha cabeça ficou ecoando met et prop but pent hex hept oct non dec” — and admit to secretly relying on YouTube tutorials instead of asking the teacher, showing a self‑directed, slightly socially awkward approach to learning in “sempre acabo procurando tutorial no youtube”. Their interests are extremely fandom/knowledge heavy: deep EXO lore with emotional investment in “to sem reação demais esperei tanto por isso que nem parece real ahhhhh meu exo” and a whole date concept centered on explaining the entire Naruto lore at a flea market in “eu explico toda a lore de naruto e mexo em todos os discos e câmeras falando o quanto isso é legal”. They’re also highly imaginative and artsy, talking about game design aspirations in “se eu fosse muito rica eu super faria faculdade de design de games” and obsessing over a specific hairstyle as a kind of aesthetic vision in “estou tendo alucinações com um cabelo assim”. The tone of their humor is clever and self‑aware rather than purely impulsive or power‑oriented, like when they deadpan that 500 Days of Summer is “a competition to see who is more imbecile” in “esse filme 500 dias com ela tá mais pra uma competição pra ver quem é mais imbecil meu deus”. Overall, their identity revolves around niche interests, meta commentary, and creative thinking far more than bravery, ambition or pure loyalty, which fits Ravenclaw best.

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A well‑known song that fits them best is Teen Idle by MARINA, because it captures the chaotic, dramatic, and darkly humorous vibe of late adolescence that runs through their timeline. They joke about growing up and hating the idea of turning 20, like when they say they’re upset about aging: “nem fiz 19 anos ainda mas ja to muito chateada que ano que vem eu vou fazer 20 pq 20 é muita coisa”, which matches the song’s obsession with youth and the fear of adulthood. Their bio, “lets get together and be green like my insides”, and their mix of morbidity and irony in tweets like “queria engravidar o jongseob queria embuchar essa pessoa eu vou deixalo GRAVIDO” echo the song’s blend of melodrama and self-aware exaggeration. They also oscillate between romantic intensity and emotional chaos, as seen in “ah meu vinicius que me cura 🤍🤍🤍” and then wanting to report every couple story: “vou sair denunciando todos os stories de casal que aparecem pra mim chega to amarga”, which fits the conflicted, bitter-sweet view of love in Teen Idle. Overall, the song’s themes of messy youth, melodramatic humor, and feeling a bit lost yet self-aware mirror exactly how they present themselves online.

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