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Your Simpsons character
They match Bart Simpson best: chaotic, irreverent, and constantly joking while still showing bits of sincerity. Their timeline is full of over-the-top dramatics and trolling, like threatening to block people over a skin choice in a game: “If anyone buys that ugly ass unna skin I'm blocking them😭😭😭” and spamming variations of a meme prompt: “what melone ainsworth opinonn got you like thiss”. They have a bratty, performatively angry sense of humor, seen in posts like “i hope something bad happens to them” and “Keep that bum ass money”, which mirrors Bart’s constant mockery and petty feuds. At the same time, they’re very online, game-obsessed and a bit impulsive, e.g. ranting about gacha pulls: “I wanted to lose 50 50,,,,” and begging for in-game items: “I wish I had a free bag of 5 star bows👀”. The combination of mischief, melodrama, and underlying relatability makes Bart the closest Simpsons analogue.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Extrovert (E): their timeline is filled with energetic interaction, group-focused language, and constant engagement with others, e.g. asking followers directly in “Who do I pick chat” and enjoying high social stimulation in “Nothing is more stimulating than having 12 people text you at the same time”. Their humor and interests suggest Intuition (N) over concrete Sensing: they focus on ideas, memes, and hypotheticals rather than practical details, like the running bit “What melone ainsworth opinion got you like this” and exaggerated gacha scenarios in “Fake gambler doesn't know that THIS IS A ONCE IN A LIFETIME OPPORTUNITY…”. They show a clear Feeling (F) orientation, making emotionally charged, value-laden statements rather than reasoned debates, e.g. “i hope something bad happens to them”, “She genuinely pisses me off for some reason I don't like her”, and their frustration about unfair university debt in “Never study in an international college in saudi 5000 dollars in dept for an error they made”. Their style is highly Perceiving (P): impulsive, reactive, and unstructured—jumping between games, gacha pulls, and moods, like “Okay yea I think I'm deleting the game till they release a character igaf about” and “Unfollow spree #soon”, with no sign of long-term planning. The overall mix of high-energy social posting, idea-driven humor, emotional expression, and spontaneity fits ENFP best.

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Melone | 21 | Syrian narcoleptic trying to game, draw, and pass uni without crashing mid-pull. Once lost 50/50 and still queued up smiling.– @RimuMikogami

Your signature cocktail
This cocktail hits like a late-night pull session, starting with an espresso-infused vodka shot for the chaotic, sleep-deprived gamer who screams “I GEN MIGHT KILL MYSELF” over gacha results and still queues another run. The pomegranate syrup adds a sweet-but-dramatic edge, mirroring the melodramatic flair of lines like “DIED EIDD EIDI DIE DIE DIE” and “i hope something bad happens to them”. Salty lime foam represents the constant petty, salty commentary about games and characters, from “If anyone buys that ugly ass unna skin I'm blocking them😭😭😭” to “People ignoring that her color palette is poop from the butt just because they gave her pants 😭😭😭”. Energy drink ice cubes keep the drink buzzing in spite of his narcolepsy tag and exhausted vibes, a nod to tweets like “I have the worst flu ever” and still being terminally online. The edible gold glitter is the delusional gambler’s sparkle, celebrating those rare W’s like “BACK TO BACK WINSSSSSSSSSS” and “87 pity im so happy” even after a timeline’s worth of complaints.

Your Hogwarts House
Their tweets show a sharp, cutting style and a strong sense of self-preservation that aligns more with Slytherin than any other house. They frequently express open hostility or a willingness to cut people off, like threatening to block buyers of a skin they hate in “If anyone buys that ugly ass unna skin I'm blocking them😭😭😭” and planning an “Unfollow spree #soon”. There’s also a recurring impulse toward harsh, almost gleeful antagonism—seen in “i hope he fucking dies”, “i hope something bad happens to them”, and the dismissive “Keep that bum ass money”—that reads as ruthless rather than brave or fair. At the same time, they show strategic thinking about attention and relevance, e.g. “I need to start drawing again to be relevant” and mocking people for stealing their bit in “Broke ass bitches stealing my bit”, which fits Slytherin’s ambition and concern with status. While they clearly have humor and creativity, the dominant throughline is a self-protective, status-aware, confrontational attitude—classic modern Slytherin energy rather than Gryffindor bravado, Hufflepuff warmth, or Ravenclaw intellectualism.

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A fitting song for them is Teenagers by My Chemical Romance, because it matches their chaotic, dramatic, and darkly humorous energy. They constantly swing between over-the-top frustration and jokes about disaster, like saying “I GEN MIGHT KILL MYSELF” and “IM KILLLING MYSELF!!!!!!!!” in a clearly hyperbolic, shitposty way. The song’s theme of feeling antagonistic toward the world and people around you fits tweets like “i hope something bad happens to them” and “Keep that bum ass money”. At the same time, they’re very online, fandom-heavy, and loud about interests—seen in posts like “EMILIE” and “WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS TONIGHTTTT”—which mirrors the song’s rebellious, shout-along vibe. Teenagers captures that blend of bitterness, humor, and noisy self-expression that runs through their timeline.

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