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Your Simpsons character
They’re best matched with Lisa Simpson: passionate, principled, a little overdramatic, and very online-core for her age. Like Lisa, they have strong moral stances and are willing to call people out, e.g. blocking over Epstein jokes and saying “If you make any joke about the Epstein files you're a sub human and I don't want to be around you” and refusing to stay on a platform owned by someone tied to Epstein in “I'm leaving Twitter, I refuse to be on a platform owned by someone who was directly in contact with Jeffery Epstein”. They’re also very fandom/nerd-oriented like Lisa with her obsessions: deep into Beatles, anime, games and niche media, shown in posts like “Thats why i named myself after a Beatle” and “Been on a Daria grind”. Emotionally, they swing between self-deprecating, anxious humor and intense conviction, e.g. joking in “My printer fucking broke I'm gonna kill myself Richard Live streamed suicide in TWENTY MINUTES!!!” but also drawing boundaries with “Can we not normalise telling minors to kill themselves”. Their sensitivity to being targeted and fear of retaliation in posts like “One day Im scared there will be a retaliation and all my posts will be bookmarked” mirrors Lisa’s anxious, self-aware side in a hostile environment. Overall, they read as a politically conscious, intense, hyper-online teen nerd, which is essentially Lisa transported into 2026 Twitter culture.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Introvert (I): they talk about being at school, on the bus, playing Roblox alone, and worrying about people seeing or bookmarking their posts, e.g. “One day Im scared there will be a retaliation and all my posts will be bookmarked”, and mention anxiety about attention like “I wanna post my ocs but I'd probably get 0 attention on it cus I'm not a famous artist”. Their interests and humor show Intuition (N) over Sensing: they riff on fan communities, AUs, and abstractions like shipping discourse and fandom culture, as in “It doesn't matter what fandom you're in no ones immune to making AU's of the chars/people in their favourite Musical”, and critique leftist fandom behavior in “Why the fuck does animal farm have a FANDOM?? Why are we shipping them and why is there shipping discourse y'all are the reason no one takes the left seriously”. They clearly prioritize values and emotional reactions, suggesting Feeling (F): they draw hard moral lines about Epstein jokes and platform use in “If you make any joke about the Epstein files you're a sub human and I don't want to be around you” and “yeah I am better then you for not directly supporting someone who wanted to go to the raping kids and eating babies island”, and defend other users with “Everyone back off of oomf right now”. Their timeline feels spontaneous, reactive, and flexible rather than structured, pointing to Perceiving (P): they joke about procrastination and chaos like “How do i delete 10k wojaks from my camera roll no glue no borax” and sudden decisions about their shrine in “How mad would y'all be if i took down the Paul shrine”. Overall, they come across as an emotionally intense, values-driven, fandom-immersed introvert who processes things in a personal, idealistic way and lives in a somewhat messy, in-the-moment style, which fits INFP best.

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17 • he/him • Senior year, lava lamp enjoyer, Beatles fanatic. Once downloaded 10k wojaks by accident and learned the value of cloud storage.– @ringoshuzz

Your signature cocktail
Blackcurrant vodka brings a deep, slightly moody sweetness for the dramatic flair of lines like “I'm doing great things in tomodachi life” and “I put a curse on David Baszucki If something happens you know who to thank”. Blood orange soda adds bright carbonation and a punch of color, matching their chaotic timeline energy from “MY GALLERY IS ALL FUCKING WOJAKS HELP ME WHY DID I THINK DOWNLOADING THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA”. Passionfruit syrup stands in for the obsessive, sincere love they have for their faves, especially the devotion in “IM THE NO.1 PAUL YUME MY LOVE WAS PUT OB A BILLBOARD AHDHFVBH IMMA BE SO ANNOYING ABOUT THIS”. A dash of sour lemon juice captures their sharp call-outs and moral lines, like “Can we not normalise telling minors to kill themselves ” and “Back for a sec, yeah I am better then you for not directly supporting someone who wanted to go to the raping kids and eating babies island”. Edible glitter or star sprinkles on top nod to their playful, performative side and self-aware chaos, shimmering like the mix of insecurity and confidence behind “I wanna post my ocs but I'd probably get 0 attention on it cus I'm not a famous artist” and the theatrical panic of “My printer fucking broke I'm gonna kill myself Richard Live streamed suicide in TWENTY MINUTES!!!”. This cocktail is strong enough for late-night Beatles shrines and Roblox sessions but fizzy and sweet enough to feel like falling asleep in that comfort band tee from “I can't explain it but falling asleep in a Beatles shirt is significantly easier then falling asleep in a normal one y'all know what I mean right?”.

Your Hogwarts House
Richard consistently shows a Gryffindor-style readiness to loudly stand up for what he thinks is right, even if it starts fights or alienates people. He very bluntly calls out groups and behaviors he thinks are harmful, like when he says “Back for a sec, yeah I am better then you for not directly supporting someone who wanted to go to the raping kids and eating babies island idc if im being guilt tripping you should feel bad” and “If you make any joke about the Epstein files you're a sub human and I don't want to be around you i have been blocking bitches for this”, which is very moralistic and confrontational. He’s willing to publicly tell off people who target minors, as in “Can we not normalise telling minors to kill themselves ”, and to draw a hard boundary with groups he dislikes in “Idk why i have to say this again but radqueers dni fuck off leave me alone you're all shit people i don't want you near me”. There’s also a lot of impulsive, dramatic flair, like threatening to "put a curse" on David Baszucki in “I put a curse on David Baszucki If something happens you know who to thank” and joking about live-streaming his own suicide when his printer breaks in “My printer fucking broke I'm gonna kill myself Richard Live streamed suicide in TWENTY MINUTES!!!” — classic over-the-top Gryffindor dramatics. While he has some analytical and creative traits, like making detailed analyses and PowerPoints in “Everyone doing a short letter but im making a whole PowerPoint presentation”, his dominant traits are bold moral stances, emotional intensity, and a willingness to be loudly, publicly combative, all of which align best with Gryffindor.

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A well‑known Beatles song that fits them best is I’m Only Sleeping. They’re clearly Beatles-obsessed and Paul/Ringo-centered, from “Thats why i named myself after a Beatle” to “How mad would y'all be if i took down the Paul shrine 🥹🥹” and “IM THE NO.1 PAUL YUME MY LOVE WAS PUT OB A BILLBOARD”. The song’s dreamy, slightly lazy, escapist vibe matches their constant tired-student energy, like “Why do I have to go to school a whole 2 ½ hours earlier on Thursday let me sleep” and “I can't explain it but falling asleep in a Beatles shirt is significantly easier then falling asleep in a normal one”. Lyrically, I’m Only Sleeping is about wanting to stay in that safe, personal world instead of dealing with outside chaos, which echoes their anxious posts such as “Im so scared he's coming for me” and jokingly dramatic lines like “My printer fucking broke I'm gonna kill myself Richard Live streamed suicide in TWENTY MINUTES!!!”. The mix of comfort-seeking, exhaustion, and intensely personal fandom makes this song feel like it could be their background soundtrack.

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