Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Self-aware: Open about mental health and identity in bio (“antinatalista involuntario esquizoafetivo”) and jokes about being incel in “desculpa mutuals sou incel”.
- Emotionally-expressive: Frequently shares strong feelings about love, loneliness, and stress, like “me namora pfvr eu tô pedindo...” and “nao sei se sou capaz”.
- Dark-humored: Uses gallows humor and edgy jokes, such as “rest in piss” and the meme about Bolsonaro in “TRISTE: Bolsonaro afirma...”.
- Affectionate: Shows care for partners and friends, like “EU <3 MINHA NAMORADA”, “se pa eu amo minha namorada”, and valuing “amigos queridos” in “posso ate ser betinha mas ainda me sobra amigos queridos”.
- Playful-creative: Uses absurd memes and wordplay, like the long trollface joke in “tipo, o melhor meme do mundo...” and the joke definition of ghosting in “ghosting, em portugues: gosting...”.
Weaknesses:
- Suicidal-ideation: References self-harm and suicide directly, as in “se nada der certo hoje, amanha eu levanto mais cedo e me mato” and the manipulative suicide note threat in “se você não virar minha namorada eu vou cortar minha garganta...”.
- Sexual-impulsivity: Frequent explicit sexual content and fixation, like “to tao molhadinha aaai que odio”, “acho que preciso ir no psicologo pq toda vez que vejo ela minha piroca fica dura...”, and multiple porn/gooning posts such as “Videos Porno em Portugues”.
- Manipulative-romantic: Uses emotional pressure around relationships, notably in “me namora pfvr eu tô pedindo... eu tô mt mal pfvr me namora eu tô implorando” and the threat-filled message in “se você não virar minha namorada eu vou cortar minha garganta...”.
- Violent-rhetoric: Occasionally expresses violent fantasies, such as “no aguardo da bala na jugular de alguns” and “tem que mandar matar todos esses baloes malditos... passo a lamina neles tudo acabo c a raça de cada um”.
- Low-self-esteem: Talks about being unwanted or ugly, like “e hj q cuspiram em mim na rua... so pq eu sou mt feio”, “ninguém nunca respondeu meu story e nunca deram em cima de mim”, and money/food insecurity in “sera q minha futura ficante sabe q to passando fome”.
Your Simpsons character
Homer Simpson
The mix of dark humor, impulsivity, and chaotic libido aligns most with Homer Simpson. Like Homer, this user swings between despair and absurd jokes about self-destruction and hopelessness, as in “se nada der certo hoje, amanha eu levanto mais cedo e me mato” and “nao sei se sou capaz”, while still carrying on with everyday life working long shifts in a snack bar, as in “to trabalhando numa lanchonete 10h por dia pro meu salario ser isso ai na imagem”. The hypersexual, often ridiculous tone in tweets like “acho que preciso ir no psicologo pq toda vez que vejo ela minha piroca fica dura fab godamn gozei manchei minha blusa” and “to tao molhadinha aaai que odio” echoes Homer’s constant id-driven behavior. There’s also that mix of crude incel-ish frustration and needy romantic obsession—e.g., “me namora pfvr... eu tô mt mal pfvr me namora eu tô implorando”—that feels like a much darker, very-online version of Homer’s over-the-top emotional dependency. Overall, they read like a grim, extremely terminally-online Homer: struggling with work and money, craving affection, and masking pain with outrageous, often sexual or violent jokes.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert (I): most tweets revolve around their inner world—mental health, hunger, insecurity, and obsessive crushes—rather than parties or large social circles, e.g. the self-deprecating isolation in “ninguém nunca respondeu meu story e nunca deram em cima de mim” and the intensely personal plea in “me namora pfvr eu tô pedindo pfvr… eu tô mt mal pfvr me namora”. They seem more Intuitive (N) than Sensing: even when talking about work or money, they quickly spiral into larger emotional or existential narratives rather than concrete planning, and their bio “antinatalista involuntario esquizoafetivo” plus memes like “present day present time” show a taste for abstract, somewhat surreal framing rather than grounded detail. Their emotional intensity, fixation on love, and self-worth are foregrounded more than logic, pointing to Feeling (F): they openly beg for affection, dramatize rejection, and talk about suicidal thoughts, as in “se nada der certo hoje, amanha eu levanto mais cedo e me mato” and the mix of self-pity and romantic longing in “6 curiosidades sobre mim… agora vou dormir, ontem fiquei sabendo que a mulher que eu mais amei ficou noiva e vai se casar”. Their style is disorganized, impulsive, and highly mood-driven, which suggests Perceiving (P) over Judging: they bounce between horny jokes, depressive outbursts, and random memes (“nao da pra goonar no trabalho”, “to no meu período fértil masculino ://”) with little evidence of long-term structure or planning. Overall, the combination of intense inner emotional life, romantic idealization, existential angst, and chaotic spontaneity fits INFP better than other types.
Some pickup lines for you
- You started playing LoL por mulher, né? Good news: I main support. I can peel you from tilt, build Shurelya just for you, and still carry this duo harder than your bot lane Anivia + Ornn trauma.
- You said you’re a CNC programmer and operator—how about you reprogram my routing table so all my paths lead straight to your lanchonete after those 10h shifts? I’ll even pay the 20 conto marmita and tip with affection.
- For someone who calls themself an ‘involuntary antinatalist’, you sure make me want to break my vows and start a bloodline with you. Don’t worry, we can negotiate terms of reproduction in between reading O Capital together.
- You joke about being incel and ‘muito feio’, but you’re the only person I know who can go from talking about gooning powerscaling to being genuinely soft about their namorada and friends. That combo is kind of exactly my type.
- You said 2024 was “one of the years already lived” and wished for 2026 to be better—how about we make this the year someone finally answers your story, flirts back, and proof‑of‑concepts a timeline where rinperk não passa fome nem de comida nem de carinho?
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CNC programmer by day, League support main by night. Once worked 10h shifts for ‘marmita money’—still chasing GG moments online and offline.– @rinperk
Your signature cocktail
The Involuntary Gooner Fizz
This drink hits hard but stays a bit chaotic, like someone who works in a snack bar 10 hours a day for a tiny salary while tweeting “to trabalhando numa lanchonete 10h por dia pro meu salario ser isso ai na imagem”. The cachaça and espresso fuel the exhausted, overcaffeinated grind behind posts like “nao aguento mais nao ter dinheiro”. Sour cherry liqueur brings the sweet-sour drama of their desperate love life, echoing “me namora pfvr eu tô pedindo pfvr...” and the unhinged LARP of “ultimamente eu tenho larpado muito”. Bitter tonic and fizz mirror the schizoeffective swings in their bio and the dark humor of “se nada der certo hoje, amanha eu levanto mais cedo e me mato”. Finally, a dash of smoked salt gives it a grimy edge worthy of “rest in piss” and the gooner energy of “gooning powerscaling”.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Rin shows a persistent mix of dark humor, emotional intensity, and a willingness to lean into manipulation and threats that aligns most closely with Slytherin. Their tweet “se você não virar minha namorada eu vou cortar minha garganta e escrever seu nick do discord na minha carta de suicídio colocando a culpa em você, dizendo que você me chantageou em fazer isso” is an extreme (and disturbing) example of weaponizing emotions to get what they want, which is textbook toxic Slytherin-style manipulation rather than Gryffindor nobility or Hufflepuff kindness. They also repeatedly fantasize about violence or extreme outcomes, like “no aguardo da bala na jugular de alguns” and “tem que mandar matar todos esses baloes malditos juro q se eu ver um balao na minha frente passo a lamina neles tudo acabo c a raça de cada um nessa porra”, which shows a harsh, confrontational worldview more in line with Slytherin than any other house. At the same time, they are highly self‑preservationist and transactional about relationships and sex, e.g., “comecei a jogar lol por mulher” and the incel/self-pity posture in “desculpa mutuals sou incel”, suggesting ambition and desire channeled in a bitter, self-focused way. While there are flashes of vulnerability and some affection for friends and a girlfriend, the dominant pattern is cynical, sharp-edged, and opportunistic—far from the patient loyalty of Hufflepuff, the studious curiosity of Ravenclaw, or the self-sacrificing courage of Gryffindor.
Your movie
Your song
Creep - Radiohead
A well‑known song that best fits @rinperk is Creep by Radiohead, because so much of their timeline mixes self-loathing, social alienation, and obsessive desire. They frequently express feeling rejected or fundamentally flawed, like when they say “ninguém nunca respondeu meu story e nunca deram em cima de mim” and joke that people threaten them in public for being ugly in “e hj q cuspiram em mim na rua ameaçaram ate jogar tijolo so pq eu sou mt feio”, which mirrors the song’s core line, "I don't belong here." Their romantic desperation and fixation show up in tweets like “me namora pfvr eu tô pedindo pfvr... eu tô mt mal pfvr me namora eu tô implorando” and the manipulative-suicidal LARP of “se você não virar minha namorada eu vou cortar minha garganta... colocando a culpa em você”, matching the song’s unhealthy, obsessive focus on an idealized other. Their mix of sexuality and self-disgust in posts like “desculpa mutuals sou incel” and “acho que preciso ir no psicologo pq toda vez que vejo ela minha piroca fica dura” fits the tension in Creep between yearning and shame. Even their bio, “antinatalista involuntario esquizoafetivo,” and dark jokes about self-harm like “se nada der certo hoje, amanha eu levanto mais cedo e me mato”, echo the song’s depressive, outsider energy. Overall, Creep captures their blend of irony, self-deprecation, and genuine pain, making it a strong thematic match.
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