Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Emotionally-aware: Reflects on loneliness, guilt, and dread in depth, like calling The Pitt and Heated Rivalry emotionally impactful and saying “my room is the only place i don’t feel guilty so i might jus stay”.
- Principled: Shows strong ethics about environment and justice, e.g. confronting a man for littering in “briguei c um homem no continente pq o vi a mandar uma beata de cig p chao” and reminding others not to excuse rich people’s pollution in “u all rly need to remember yourselves that u cant feel bad for what rich people do”.
- Media-passionate: Engages intensely with games, comics, anime, and series, from Marvel Rivals and Batman lore to Kakegurui and Invincible, e.g. “this is how i sound when i try to explain… the batfamily and the robins lore”.
- Self-reflective: Frequently analyzes own behaviors and patterns, like recognizing oversharing and superstition in “i need to shut up a bit bc of ‘mau olhado’” and acknowledging therapy insights in “certezas ajudam a acalmar no momento mas o toc vive de exigir certezas absolutas”.
- Humor-driven: Uses humor and memes even in frustrating situations, like joking about game brain damage in “i don’t do wake n bake, i’ll play marvel rivals instead at 10am so that gives me the same amount of brain damage” and making fun of awkward car incidents in “eu quando me esqueço de pôr a primeira ou marcha atras”.
Weaknesses:
- Self-neglect: Expresses not wanting to sleep because of not wanting to wake up in “how do i explain that i don’t wanna go to sleep bc i don’t want to wake up?” and talks about needing to remember to breathe in “i need to remember myself to breath sometimes”.
- Social-withdrawal: Describes loneliness and avoiding going out due to noise in “tbh im no better than a dog eu n saio de casa nestas situações pq odeio o barulho” and mentions having favorite people they never talk to in “tenho tipo 3 pessoas favoritas com quem NUNCA falo”.
- Therapy-frustration: Feels unheard and discouraged by mental health professionals, as in “tou genuinamente cansado de ir para a psicologa… e eles so me aumentarem a dose dos pills para o ocd sem + conversa”, which may hinder seeking consistent help.
- Conflict-prone: Tends to escalate confrontations, like returning a cigarette butt to someone’s car in “estacionei saí do carro e mandei lhe a beata de novo p carro” and ‘fighting’ with a man over that incident, risking unnecessary tension or safety issues.
- Hopelessness-prone: Often expresses bleak or nihilistic thoughts, such as identifying as ‘one less consumer’ in “I’m not taking anything from anyone anymore at least, one less consumer” and saying “my elo will be forever gm 2 i can’t do this anymore this game is driving me insane”, suggesting difficulty sustaining optimism.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They resemble Lisa Simpson, combining sharp media/gaming brain, political awareness, and a heavy, anxious inner life. Like Lisa, they’re very online-smart and analytical about fandoms and mechanics, whether it’s calling out annoying manga people who “[put spoilers without warning for a full time job 😭]”(https://x.com/ripperdoct/status/2015910497724362755) or breaking down balance issues in Marvel Rivals while still grinding ranked: “so far so good, played today more 2 hours of him and got to diamond, he’s so unbalanced in triple support it pisses me off ngl but this might be DP peak season so i gotta enjoy it while i can.” There’s also a clear moral/political streak and sensitivity to injustice, like frustration at people trivializing Palestine and Nazi stuff “so pq ficou td coçado cmg começou a inventar q eu andava a gozar com a palestina e merdas nazis” and reflections on individual responsibility vs. rich people and climate: “u all rly need to remember yourselves that u cant feel bad for what rich people do… that is not worth drink from this paper straw just because somewhere elsewhere is traveling by jet everyday.” Underneath the jokes there’s a lot of loneliness and existential heaviness, very Lisa-coded: “how do i explain that i don’t wanna go to sleep bc i don’t want to wake up?” and “my room is the only place i don’t feel guilty so i might jus stay.” At the same time, like Lisa’s obsessive interests, they’re deeply passionate about niche media and ships (Batman lore, Heated Rivalry, Marvel ships) and get intensely, almost academically emotional about them: “this is how i sound when i try to explain to someone who is not into batman the batfamily and the robins lore” and “o filme mais intimo que eu vos posso recomendar… n têm noçao do quao especial é para mim.” Overall, the blend of intellect, moral concern, sensitivity, and feeling out-of-place in the world fits Lisa much more than the more chaotic or indifferent Simpsons characters.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean introvert: they often mention preferring the safety of their room and avoiding noisy social situations, e.g. “my room is the only place i don’t feel guilty so i might jus stay” and “tbh im no better than a dog eu n saio de casa nestas situações pq odeio o barulho”. They clearly favor intuition (N) over concrete sensing, frequently diving into abstract or metaphorical ideas like burnout and fate, e.g. “acabei de ver massive acidente à minha frente e so fiquei a pensar na burnt toast theory” and philosophical eco‑guilt in “u all rly need to remember yourselves that u cant feel bad for what rich people do… one less consumer”. Their judgments are strongly feeling‑based (F)—they react to injustice and interpersonal hurt emotionally, such as frustration with spoiler behavior and social cruelty in “manga ppl are extremely annoying… they choose to flame comics and put spoilers without warning” and pain around being misgendered in “ouvi a minha mae… e qnd ele me deu misgender ela n o corrigiu”. They appear more perceiving (P) than judging: their life feels unstructured and reactive, from sleep patterns and gaming to therapy and health, e.g. “dormi quase 15 horas ffs vou voltar a hibernar mais um bocado” and “tou genuinamente cansado de ir para a psicologa… eles so me aumentarem a dose dos pills… sem + conversa”. Overall they read as an INFP: a highly idealistic, emotionally intense, introspective person who escapes into games, films, and fictional worlds while wrestling with internal values and disappointment in reality, shown in tweets like “how do i explain that i don’t wanna go to sleep bc i don’t want to wake up?” and “gosto de falar mas ao mm tempo n vou dar overshare pq tenho medo dos maus olhados”.
Some pickup lines for you
- “Wake the fuck up, samurai, we have a city to burn” — or, hear me out, we have a duo queue to climb. I’ll pocket your Namor and C&D while you drop 66k in Diamond 2 and call it a date.
- You spilled Red Bull on the car floor in the curve after three gulps, fought a dude in the parking lot over a cigarette butt, and still made it to Marvel Rivals at 10am instead of wake n bake… I don’t want a perfect partner, I want *that* chaotic NPC energy on my team.
- You saying you don’t wanna sleep because you don’t wanna wake up, and then talking about your room being the only place you don’t feel guilty, low‑key broke my heart. If you ever need someone to sit in that room, watch The Pitt, and rant about thanos being ‘right’, I’d show up with snacks and zero judgment.
- You really sat there, letterboxd dry, brain rotted on Heated Rivalry, crying over Ilya and Shane not even kissing, and still somehow think you’re “sem sal”. Be serious, V — any man who plans a Pyramid Head cosplay and has a Bulgarian Lollipop Chainsaw is objectively main‑character coded.
- You: ‘I’m so lonely, all the other Viltrumites are scared of me…’ Me: standing there like a C&D main, ready to sacrifice myself instead of flaming you in solo queue. Let’s test your burnt toast theory together — if fate kept you alive through that accident, the least it owes you is one good date.
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Your new Twitter bio
V | gamer, cinephile & winter enthusiast | once argued with a stranger for littering and still made it to ranked on time– @ripperdoct
Your signature cocktail
Wake the Fuck Up, Samurai Sour
This drink starts with overproof spiced rum for their chaotic, high-intensity gamer energy and tendency to beef with strangers about cigarette butts and littering, like when they “briguei c um homem no continente pq o vi a mandar uma beata de cig p chao” and “littering on the street is so unattractive, he lost points for this ngl”. An espresso shot captures the late-night queues, gym runs, and Marvel Rivals grind from posts like “see u guys in the gym” and “i don’t do wake n bake, i’ll play marvel rivals instead at 10am so that gives me the same amount of brain damage”. Sour cherry liqueur reflects their mix of sweetness and melancholy, echoing tweets like “how do i explain that i don’t wanna go to sleep bc i don’t want to wake up?” and “my room is the only place i don’t feel guilty so i might jus stay”. A dash of saline solution stands in for the tears, therapy, and self-awareness in posts such as “tou genuinamente cansado de ir para a psicologa ansioso… eles so me aumentarem a dose dos pills para o ocd” and “i need to remember myself to breath sometimes”. The smoked rosemary garnish nods to their cinematic, dramatic flair and love of intense stories and characters, from “the way this movie changed my cinephile mentality” to their Batman and Invincible obsessions like “tbh i love the way the most brutal batman… has a loving mother at home and a gf”, all wrapped up in the cyberpunk vibe of their bio “wake the fuck up samurai, we have a city to burn.”
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
V shows a very strong Gryffindor-style moral bravery and impulsiveness. Confronting a stranger in public for littering and physically handing the cigarette butt back — “briguei c um homem no continente pq o vi a mandar uma beata de cig p chao ent estacionei saí do carro e mandei lhe a beata de novo p carro 😭 o gajo veio atras de mim a tentar meter medo enq a unica coisa q ele gaguejava era “tu n me conheces” 😭girl lets be serious” — is classic Gryffindor "I’ll stand up even if it’s reckless" energy. They also openly vent about systemic issues and ethics instead of shutting up for comfort, like defending small individual efforts against climate nihilism — “u all rly need to remember yourselves that u cant feel bad for what rich people do, bc that makes u weak, makes u think that our little effort is a waste of time, that is not worth drink from this paper straw just because somewhere elsewhere is traveling by jet everyday” — and calling out people trivializing autism for clout — “marre de voir des mecs dire qu’ils sont autistes juste parce qu’ils savent pas parler aux meufs, on commence à ignorer ces gens là en 2026 stp 😭”. Their willingness to get into conflict when something feels unjust, like confronting a guy who misused serious topics to "win" an argument — “juro aquele gajo q so pq ficou td coçado cmg começou a inventar q eu andava a gozar com a palestina e merdas nazis tipo q é algo leve para se usar para “ganhar” uma discussao smh” — reads more as bold, confrontational courage than quiet Hufflepuff patience. Even their gaming and life approach has an intense, push-through-the-pain vibe, from planning serious training for a Pyramid Head cosplay — “dia 1 de janeiro começo de novo a treinar para no halloween de 27 conseguir usar o cosplay de pyramid head bc there’s no way q eu vou usar aquela cabeça PESADA sem ter o corpo trincado” — to constantly grinding ranked in Marvel Rivals and Overwatch despite it driving them “insane.” All together, the moral stubbornness, readiness for confrontation, and heroic self-image (their bio, “wake the fuck up samurai, we have a city to burn”) fit Gryffindor far more than the more calculating ambition of Slytherin or the detached analysis of Ravenclaw.
Your movie
Your song
Hier kommt Alex - Die Toten Hosen
The best fit is “Hier kommt Alex” because it channels a mix of anti‑authoritarian energy, dystopian vibes, and dark humor that matches their whole persona. Their bio, “wake the fuck up samurai, we have a city to burn”, echoes the same anarchic, cyberpunk cynicism the song has. They rant about media, fandoms, and the world in a way that feels like wanting to burn it all down and start over, like in “u all rly need to remember yourselves that u cant feel bad for what rich people do, bc that makes u weak…” and “never fails to amaze me how the manga ppl are extremely annoying… they choose to flame comics and put spoilers without warning for a full time job”. At the same time, the song’s restless, exhausted undertone fits their struggles with mental health and loneliness, seen in “how do i explain that i don’t wanna go to sleep bc i don’t want to wake up?” and “my room is the only place i don’t feel guilty so i might jus stay”. Their love of violent, morally grey fiction like Batman, The Boys, and Invincible in tweets such as “tbh i love the way the most brutal batman… has a loving mother at home and a gf” mirrors the song’s focus on brutal chaos coexisting with a strangely intimate inner life. Overall, it captures their blend of gamer chaos, political frustration, and dramatic, slightly theatrical angst.
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