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Rishi's bio emphasizes free-market fundamentalism, neoliberalism, and a disdain for collectivist policies, much like Mr. Burns' capitalist, anti‑union mindset. In tweets such as "Let's not mince words. It's the transport union thugs that are blocking any such upgrades in public transit." and "False! Kerala has the highest car ownership rate… because our public transit options are extremely crowded," he denigrates unions and champions private solutions, echoing Burns' repeated attacks on the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant workers. His repeated calls for building metropolises, corporate parks, and SEZs ("PSA for Malayalis: Metropolises are very important", "I don't love Mallu malls at all. Build some corporate parks and SEZs instead") mirror Burns' obsession with expanding his empire and building grand projects. The user's elitist tone and focus on profit, growth metrics, and "individualism" ("'Virtue' is an elitist weasel word… Market outcomes do not need to conform…") align with Burns' belief that profit and personal wealth outrank social concerns. Finally, his contempt for left‑wing policies ("The glorious ten years of Pinarayi Vijayan's communist government… turned us into South India’s economic laggard") resonates with Burns' historical antagonism toward labor movements and socialist ideas. Overall, the combination of libertarian economics, anti‑union rhetoric, and elite urbanist aspirations makes Mr. Burns the Simpsons character that best matches Rishi.

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Their frequent public challenges such as "The glorious ten years of Pinarayi Vijayan's communist government in Kerala… [quoted tweet]" and the assertive "Deal with it" tone show a clear extraverted, outward‑focused style. They constantly refer to macro‑level trends and future possibilities—e.g., "Kerala’s lack of a metropolis… is a result of decades of bad land use… It’s time to course correct now"—indicating an intuitive focus on patterns rather than isolated facts. Their arguments are grounded in data and logical analysis, like "Kerala has the highest car ownership rate in India… Rail lines have the highest capacity utilization" and the dismissal of "virtue" as an "elitist weasel word," reflecting a thinking (T) decision‑making style. Finally, their decisive calls for concrete action—"PSA for Malayalis: Metropolises are very important" and "We should expand Kochi Muziris Biennale to film & music festivals"—reveal a judging (J) preference for structure and planning.

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Free-market advocate, urban-development junkie, Kerala skeptic, football fan, film-fest promoter. Once tried to get Messi to play in Kochi.– @RishiJoeSanu

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The 'Kerala Skyline Spritz' mixes fresh coconut water, a nod to Kerala's coastal roots, with London dry gin to represent the free‑market liberalism the user champions. A black‑pepper‑infused simple syrup adds the spicy, confrontational edge of their many political rants, like the tweet "Kerala at the bottom and our commies still think they're running an exceptional state." The lime juice gives a sharp, urban acidity echoing their call for a metropolis: "If Kerala had an equivalent of Mumbai or Bangalore, the whole country would be converging here." A splash of Aperol adds bitter complexity, mirroring their critique of leftist policies: "The glorious ten years of Pinarayi Vijayan's communist government in Kerala…" Together the drink is a cosmopolitan, high‑rise cocktail that reflects their Malabari cosmopolitanism and diet Georgism with a gold‑leaf garnish symbolizing land‑value appreciation.

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Rishi's tweets repeatedly show a focus on data, theory, and intellectual analysis, hallmarks of Ravenclaw. For example, they write "If the left wants to survive in India and especially Kerala then it has to demonstrate higher GDP growth rates than BJP ruled states" and "Malayalis need a five year moratorium on using keywords like 'HDI', 'literacy rate', life expectancy etc. GDP growth is all that matters in a post 91 India", indicating a preference for measurable metrics and critical evaluation. They also reference political philosophy with "Rawls is a socialist, not a liberal" and historical examples like "Robert Owen's New Harmony, Indiana", showing broad scholarly curiosity. While they are ambitious about Kerala's development, the dominant trait is their analytical, knowledge‑driven discourse rather than a drive for personal power, aligning them with Ravenclaw.

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Rishi's bio emphasizes "🏙Rootless Urbanism" and his tweets repeatedly call for a metropolis in Kerala, e.g., "Metropolises are very important! PSA for Malayalis" and "If Kerala had an equivalent of Hyderabad or Kolkata then Messi would have visited long ago." The song "We Built This City" celebrates the act of constructing a great urban centre, echoing his desire to turn Kerala into a modern city built on free‑market principles. Its chorus—"We built this city on rock and roll"—mirrors his advocacy for a market‑driven, "rock‑and‑roll" growth model, as seen in his calls for private film festivals and corporate parks, such as "I don't love Mallu malls at all. Build some corporate parks and SEZs instead." The track’s upbeat, optimistic tone fits his confident, libertarian stance, highlighted by his bio’s "Free Market Fundamentalism" and "Malabari Cosmopolitanism". Overall, the song captures his push for urban development, economic dynamism, and a proud, self‑made metropolis.

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