Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Observant: Notices social and urban details, like dynamics of Airbnb locations and local crowds in Brás in “Quase todos os airbnb no Brás ficam na Domingos Paiva…” and specific subway demographics in “Desci na estação Pinheiros e pra onde quer que eu olhasse via as mulheres mais básicas…”.
- Humorous: Uses self‑deprecating and situational humor, e.g., karaoke stories in “uma vez fiquei bebaço e fui cantar where the streets have no name no karaoke…” and joking about DMing women in “mulherada do Instagram, cuidado! Hoje um homem com muito tempo livre…”.
- Culturally_literate: References music, films, and literature (Calvin Harris, Oasis, Mogwai, Jorge Ben Jor, Swans, Arthur Schnitzler) as in “Model/Actriz Pirouette, um Xiu Xiu zoomer…” and “Arthur Schnitzler, O Tenente Gustl”.
- Socially_engaged: Comments on politics, urban policy, and class with clear opinions, like Ricardo Nunes and gentrification in “Ricardo Nunes sacrificou o Tatuapé por um bem maior…” and Bed Stuy rents vs consulate salary in “É engraçado ler os comentários disso, e pensar no que é uma gentrificação real…”.
- Self_aware: Shows awareness of his own flaws and position (divorced, incel jokes, normie vs niche), like in “as vezes são só esses pequenos momentos que nós divorciados precisamos…” and “Pode ficar tranquilo, sou apenas um pobre incel…”.
Weaknesses:
- Cynical: Often frames people and spaces pessimistically, calling city centers “grandes latrinas” in “me pergunto se o centro das outras capitais do país também se tornaram grandes latrinas…” and describing the population as “cada vez mais derretida mentalmente” in “O resultado de ter uma população cada vez mais derretida mentalmente…”.
- Derisive: Frequently uses mocking language toward groups (“normie”, “burrinhos”, “mulherada do Instagram”), as in “Fascinante como os burrinhos se renovam…” and “se tem uma coisa que o normie do Instagram gosta…”.
- Edgy_ironic: Flirts with edgy or provocative political/post‑ironic jokes, such as thanking Trump for refugees in “Obrigado Trump por acabar com o ditador Maduro e jogar milhares de venecos no Brasil…” and exaggerating about “guerra total e radicalização” in “muitos takes sobre guerra total e radicalização…”.
- Objectifying: Talks about women in a strongly physical or conquest‑oriented way, e.g., promising to “comer muita mulher” in “então pode ficar tranquila, mãe, em 2026 prometo comer muita mulher!!” and rating “mulher didireita” and “mulher normie” in “Na época que usava bumble perfil de ‘mulher didireita’ era X direto…”.
- Jaded_romantic: Mixes bitterness and detachment in relation to relationships and dating, calling himself incel or divorciado and framing interactions as games, as in “Hoje é o dia que eu definitivamente não precisava lembrar disso, vou me matar” and “Descobri isso das maneiras mais brutais nesse ano de 2025 ao tentar explorar novos nichos (mulher normie)”.
Your Simpsons character
Moe Szyslak
This user most closely resembles Moe Szyslak: a bitterly funny, bar-centric loser-philosopher who mixes self-deprecation, resentment, and oddly sharp observations. Like Moe, he lives half his life in bars and botecos, narrating his misadventures with women and alcohol, e.g. describing a karaoke night as “as vezes são só esses pequenos momentos que nós divorciados precisamos…” and joking about needing to “comer muita mulher” after his mom’s New Year wish in “em 2026 prometo comer muita mulher!!”. He has Moe’s caustic, world-weary social commentary about city decay and normies, like calling downtown São Paulo a latrine in “me pergunto se o centro das outras capitais do país também se tornaram grandes latrinas” and mocking AI-driven reels in “Receber reels de familiares e colegas de trabalho é sempre uma surpresa negativa”. His fixation on male aesthetics, aging, and feeling like an outsider – for example joking about calvície in “Brutal demais a vida no calvil…” and posting #CharismaMaxxing routines in “#CharismaMaxxing2026” – also fits Moe’s insecure, perpetually trying-to-improve-but-still-miserable vibe. Finally, the mix of genuine admiration for music/sports heroes with corrosive irony toward politics and culture, such as praising events under Ricardo Nunes in “Ricardo Nunes sacrificou o Tatuapé por um bem maior… HERÓI”, is very much Moe’s tendency to swing between heartfelt enthusiasm and misanthropic sarcasm.
Your MBTI personality Type
INTP
They seem more introverted (I) than extroverted: their fun often happens in semi-solitary or observer roles, like staying home to listen to Blut Aus Nord instead of going out (“Hoje dispensei diversas possibilidades de diversão noturna pra ficar em casa desse jeito ouvindo o último do Blut Aus Nord #chudmaxxing”) and describing themselves as a "pobre incel" in a self-deprecating way rather than as a social butterfly (“Pode ficar tranquilo, sou apenas um pobre incel. Nós somos só bons colegas de trabalho!”). Their focus on patterns, cultural trends, and underlying dynamics points to intuition (N) over sensing, like when they generalize about millennial optimism and indie culture (“O que qualquer entusiasta desse “millennial optimism” jamais contará, é que essa estética toda morreu assim que o discurso woke, e do “desculpa por ser branco” ganharam terreno dentro do mundo indie”) or the mental state of “normies” with AI reels (“Receber reels de familiares e colegas de trabalho é sempre uma surpresa negativa sobre o impacto da inteligência artificial na mentalidade normie”). Their tone is sharply analytical and often mocking, showing thinking (T): they routinely critique ideas, subcultures, and hypocrisy with sarcasm rather than empathy, as in their attack on certain left critiques (“A denúncia da hipocrisia da esquerda e suas conseqüências foram um desastre para a raça humana”) and their breakdown of “mulher didireita” archetypes on dating apps (“Nenhum conseguia fugir desse esteriótipo de mulher turbonormie “muito bem resolvida” que procura um homem de verdade, e que dará o privilégio desse pretendente pagar todas as contas ao sair com ela”). They look more perceiving (P) than judging, because they relish open-ended commentary and improvisational experiences (karaokê, bar stories, chance encounters) rather than structured plans, as in their spontaneous bar misadventure in Vila Madalena (“Ontem cometi um dos maiores erros que alguém que pisa na vila Madalena pode cometer… entrar num bar sem olhar as avaliações no Google antes”) and their loose, experimental approach to social life and dating (“Hoje um homem com muito tempo livre no trabalho está com disposição para mandar dms arriscadas!!!”). Taken together—cynical observer stance, pattern-focused cultural analysis, caustic logical tone, and flexible, somewhat chaotic lifestyle—INTP fits better than more organized NT types like INTJ or more socially assertive ENTP.
Some pickup lines for you
- If you can survive Vila Madalena tourist traps, rock shows full of ‘desgraçado’ rockeiros, and karaoke after 20 beers, I’m pretty sure a date with me on the Minhocão counts as just light cardio.
- You said in 2026 you promised your mom you’d ‘comer muita mulher’ — how about we renegotiate that into ‘take one very specific woman to Cinesesc, Belas Artes, and then a boteco de periferia (sem chacina)’?
- Your bio says ‘We develop, We delight, We define, We decay’ — sounds perfect. I can help you develop new bar-avoidance strategies, delight you with Mogwai tickets so you’re never the saddest in São Paulo again, define our couple aesthetic as millennial optimism pre-woke, and decay together na arquibancada do Morumbi.
- You, a divorced guy feeling poderoso cantando ‘Where the Streets Have No Name’ at the karaokê; me, a potential backup vocal ready to scream ‘FREE JAIR BOLSONARO’ on the telão do Oasis just to see you emotional again. When are we rehearsing our duet?
- You study CPTM fauna, normie reels with objetos falantes, millennial optimism, and the sociology of Tardezinha girls at Estação Pinheiros. I’m just trying to become your next case study: ‘indivíduo misterioso que puxou papo na fila do cinema e acabou virando #CharismaMaxxing2026 canon’.
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Divorced São Paulo wanderer. Tweets about trains, rock shows, bad bars and worse takes. Once felt most powerful singing U2 drunk at karaoke.– @Riverdeadbank6
Your signature cocktail
CharismaMaxxing on the Deadbank Rocks
Cachaça envelhecida is the hard local spirit for a guy queuing at rock shows and roaming Minhocão, owning his divorced-guy lore and São Paulo patriotism, as in “ontem vi esse senhor chamado Jorge Ben Jor, nos seus quase noventa anos, fazendo coisas em cima de um palco...” and “Imagina se eu tentasse defender São Paulo postando uma foto do Itaim Paulista”. Italian amaro brings a dark, bitter edge for his political/cultural black humor, like “A denúncia da hipocrisia da esquerda e suas conseqüências foram um desastre para a raça humana” and “Homofascismo?”. Cold brew coffee captures his late‑night bar crawls, karaokê excess and ironized exhaustion in tweets such as “uma vez fiquei bebaço e fui cantar where the streets have no name no karaoke. nunca me senti tão poderoso e magnético quanto naquela noite” and “Hoje dispensei diversas possibilidades de diversão noturna pra ficar em casa desse jeito ouvindo o último do Blut Aus Nord #chudmaxxing”. Lime juice cuts through with an acidic, mocking brightness that matches his observational snark about normies and bars, like “Ontem cometi um dos maiores erros que alguém que pisa na vila Madalena pode cometer...” and “se tem uma coisa que o normie do Instagram gosta, é o ‘conhecimento que a indústria não quer que você tenha’”. A dash of saline is the sweat and melancholy of a guy trying to #CharismaMaxxing2026 his way through SP nights, echoing “Today, I met who I'm gonna be from now on And he's a piece of shit” and the self‑aware bravado of “mulherada do Instagram, cuidado! Hoje um homem com muito tempo livre no trabalho está com disposição para mandar dms arriscadas!!!”.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
This account reads as strongly Ravenclaw due to its mix of observational wit, cultural analysis, and self-aware irony. He constantly dissects urban life, culture, and politics with a detached, analytical tone, like when he contrasts real gentrification in NYC with Brazilian complaints in “É engraçado ler os comentários disso, e pensar no que é uma gentrificação real…” or critiques indie subculture shifts in “O que qualquer entusiasta desse ‘millennial optimism’ jamais contará, é que essa estética toda morreu assim que o discurso woke… ganhou terreno dentro do mundo indie”. His humor shows quick, associative thinking and cultural literacy, e.g. calling a meme comparison “cinematic parallels” in “cinematic parallels” and riffing on Taxi Driver with “Me pergunto quantos Travis Bickle brasileiro já tentaram levar dates de tinder em espeluncas desse tipo”. He’s very self-reflective, turning his own experiences into little thought experiments, like his karaoke charisma arc in “nunca me senti tão poderoso e magnético quanto naquela noite…” or his #CharismaMaxxing2026 social-strategy list in “Assistir futebol sempre no mesmo boteco… forró no canto da ema/ccsp…”. While there’s some Slytherin-style self-preservation and dark humor (e.g. calling himself a “pobre incel” to defuse tension in “Pode ficar tranquilo, sou apenas um pobre incel…”), the dominant traits are intellectual curiosity, ironic commentary, and clever pattern-spotting—classic Ravenclaw energy.
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No Cars Go - Arcade Fire
A song that best suits them is No Cars Go by Arcade Fire, with its mix of romantic escapism, urban ennui, and bittersweet optimism. Their bio, “We develop We delight We define and We decay,” mirrors the song’s tension between building a life in the city and the inevitability of decay and disappointment. They constantly navigate and ironize São Paulo’s urban chaos, from treating the Brás like a strategic map in “Quase todos os airbnb no Brás ficam na Domingos Paiva… boa opção de locação!” to lamenting that the city center has become a “grande latrina”, which fits the song’s urge to escape the city’s noise and rot. At the same time, their nights of karaoke salvation in “as vezes são só esses pequenos momentos que nós divorciados precisamos…” echo the track’s yearning for fleeting transcendence amid routine despair. The blend of cultural references, black humor, and a kind of wounded, ironic hope running through posts like “Today, I met who I'm gonna be from now on And he's a piece of shit” matches Arcade Fire’s talent for turning personal neurosis and urban burnout into something grand, melodic, and strangely life-affirming.
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