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Your Simpsons character
Like Lisa, @riverend_fair is a creative and sensitive individual who often finds herself “sobbing like a baby imagining usuk in all the angstiest scenarios” and grappling with “vivid, psychedelic dreams” that leave her exhausted. They share a certain intellectual intensity and a tendency toward being overwhelmed by responsibilities, as seen when she laments, “Chores again. Chores chores chores. Ugh..” and gets frustrated by simple mishaps like “burned my hand while making coffee”. Additionally, much like Lisa's strong moral stances, river is very protective of her artistic space, explicitly stating “🚫 AI, repost, shipping/fandom discourse” in her bio to maintain a curated, safe environment.

Your MBTI personality Type
River exhibits Introversion (I) through their tendency to spend time alone on solitary hobbies like drawing, gaming, and rewatching musicals, often tweeting about waking up late or being sick at home. Their Intuition (N) is evident in their deep engagement with complex fictional tropes, such as imagining “angstiest scenarios” or exploring the psychological “shift” in character relationships over literal plot points. They lead with Feeling (F), expressing intense emotional reactions like “sobbing like a baby” and using highly visceral, subjective language to describe their interests. Finally, their Perceiving (P) nature is highlighted by a lack of structured routine, frequently “forgetting” drinks they just made or “taking forever with comms” due to a spontaneous, go-with-the-flow lifestyle.

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Hetalia fan artist specializing in USUK. I once burned my hand making coffee and forgot to drink it anyway. 18+ only. Commissions: Open. 🎨☕– @riverend_fair

Your signature cocktail
This experimental, high-caffeine concoction reflects a lifestyle of “forgetting there's coffee” while being perpetually “exhausted” from psychedelic dreams. The Earl Grey Gin honors their 'Arthur' bias, while the espresso and caramel create a bittersweet profile for someone who loves their characters “pitiful” and “weeping and blubbering”. A dash of bitter lemon represents the “shiiiit” sibling dynamics of the Kirklands, and the lace garnish satisfies their desire to “draw arthur in a pretty frilly lace dress”. It’s a drink meant to be consumed while “barking like a dog” or hyper-fixating on “eng's thighs”.

Your Hogwarts House
River exhibits a classic Slytherin blend of fierce self-preservation and resourcefulness, explicitly stating in their bio that they “mute and block freely :)” to maintain their personal space. Their ambition is directed toward their creative niche, where they show a cunning appreciation for power dynamics, such as their interest in “hot dominant alpha ame” and the political lore of the Hetalia 'Mayuge bros.' They are unapologetically selective about their environment, even expressing a desire to “padlock for the cupboards” to enforce rules against their own family. This combination of being highly protective of their boundaries and having a refined, specific taste in their 'biases' aligns perfectly with the house of ambition and exclusivity.

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This song perfectly captures @riverend_fair’s high-energy, daydream-heavy personality, specifically their tendency to get lost in romanticized scenarios. Their feed is a whirlwind of intense fandom appreciation, where they admit to “imagining usuk in all the angstiest scenarios” and having “cinematic masterpieces in my brain every night” during vivid dreams. The bubbly, upbeat tempo of Fantasy matches their chaotic daily updates, from “barking like a dog” while sick to the frantic excitement of an “ORE UPDATE BYE”. Ultimately, the track mirrors their unapologetic, “gooning” enthusiasm for their favorite characters and the sweet, escapist nature of their hobby.

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