
Strengths and Weaknesses

Your Simpsons character
The user most closely matches Lisa Simpson, but as if Lisa’s intelligence and sensitivity had been funneled into extreme online subcultures and unmanaged trauma. Like Lisa, they are self‑aware, analytical, and often morally outraged at others’ behavior, calling out people who exploit minors or glamorize harm, as in “This guy only wants KIDS to have eating disorders and cut themselves 🤔 ❓❓❓” and “‘I hate minors’ exploits them”. Their bio and timeline show a persistent depressive, alienated inner life — “I fell asleep one day in 2013 and never woke up, no one saved me” — and tweets like “I wasted my child years being traumatized over and over again and now i dont know how to function” echo Lisa’s sense of lost childhood and emotional overburden. They frequently balance dark humor with genuine despair and overthinking, seen in “I am going to end my life soon im just finding out when” and “It isn’t possible to genuinely like me. Because it isn’t possible to even fully know me”, which parallels Lisa’s tendency to feel fundamentally misunderstood. Even their role as the person others go to about self-harm, referenced in “How it feels being the person people go to to ask about selfharm”, mirrors Lisa’s pattern of being the emotionally literate one that others lean on, despite being deeply unwell herself.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Introvert (I): their world centers on inner experience, trauma, and mental health rather than external social life, and they often feel fundamentally unknown or unseen, e.g. “It isn’t possible to genuinely like me. Because it isn’t possible to even fully know me” and “I wasted my child years being traumatized over and over again and now i dont know how to function”. Their focus suggests Intuition (N): they fixate on meanings and patterns (psychosis, relapse cycles, identity, life narrative) more than concrete sensory detail, as in “I fell asleep one day in 2013 and never woke up, no one saved me” and “I think i’m going to slip back into psychosis soon, sorry! I have been ignoring the signs for weeks”. They are strongly Feeling (F): their judgments are value‑ and emotion‑driven, showing intense empathy for suffering and anger at perceived exploitation, e.g. calling out others for harming minors in “This guy only wants KIDS to have eating disorders and cut themselves 🤔 ❓❓❓” and “When I’m in a ‘profit off of children hurting themselves…’ competition but my opponent is vplasma”. Finally, they read as Perceiving (P): their life seems chaotic, impulsive, and changeable—swinging between recovery and relapse, harm reduction and self-destruction, often planning in a loose, non-structured way, as seen in “Ok i’m not relapsing yet. But I plan to after Valentines day” and “Ok my girl wants me in recovery i low key cant say no. So no more edtwt for right now… Still shtwt 4ever”. These patterns together best match INFP: an inward, idealistic, emotionally intense type with fluctuating external structure.

Some pickup lines for you

Your 5 Emojis
Your new Twitter bio
Cashier, chronically online storyteller. Once blacked out at a 40 BPM heart rate and woke up to weird TV—still here, still writing the next chapter.– @rjrexic

Your signature cocktail
This cocktail is strong as hell for someone who omads with alcohol and jokes that being “so chronically intoxicated” means they barely notice the stress, as in “Today is really bad and stressed but im so chronically intoxicated that i dont even notice so” and “Today im omadinf sandwich and alcohol again”. The overproof spiced rum is their chaotic, intense baseline energy and self-destructive edge, like “They should prescribe me medication i can abuse Again please”. Black cherry liqueur brings dark sweetness for the soft, romantic side under all the misery, echoing their relationship and lines like “Ok my girl wants me in recovery i low key cant say no” and “my girl gona send me to a ward i gotta stop :/”. Grapefruit juice adds a biting bitterness to match the way they drag coworkers and men in tweets like “I fucking despise my coworkers on shift today” and “I hate men amy”. A splash of absinthe represents their psychosis, delusions, and flirting with relapse and death, from “WARM WEATHER COMING MEANS YEARLY PSYCHOSIS RELAPSE” to “I am going to end my life soon im just finding out when”. The activated charcoal sugar rim gives it an aesthetic, goth-EDtwt vibe—sweet but pitch black—perfect for someone who calls themselves junkorexic, lives on “big candy,” and jokes about death like “I fell asleep one day in 2013 and never woke up, no one saved me” and “Heaven knows im miserable now”.

Your Hogwarts House
RJ shows strong loyalty and care for others, even while struggling. They worry about their girlfriend and are willing to change harmful behavior for her sake, as seen in “Compromiiiise :3 Upping my intake (DONT YELL AT ME!!) to make my girlfriend happier with me.” and “Guys answer me but my girlfriend wantts me to practice ed harm reduction do i do it. I dont wanna recover and im not recovering but hgihkey harm reduction. Do i do it or do i lie”. They also show a sense of responsibility toward their community, warning others and pushing back against people who exploit minors or glamorize self-harm, like in “This guy only wants KIDS to have eating disorders and cut themselves 🤔 ❓❓❓” and “When I’m in a ‘profit off of children hurting themselves and defend myself by saying i was more mentally ill than them as a kid’ competition but my opponent is vplasma”. Their tweets also show a hard‑working, grinding mentality despite feeling awful, for example working long shifts while malnourished in “Nothing makes my wish to eat worse than long shifts. Because i’m so weak and out of energy. I have a 9 hr shift today”. Finally, RJ emphasizes not abandoning friends and staying connected even during recovery, as in “Guys even if i am in ed recov DONT SOFT BLOCK ME OK?????? I know how to not be triggered… Don’t abandon me ok :(”, which strongly fits Hufflepuff’s themes of loyalty, attachment, and valuing relationships over status or glory.

Your movie

Your song
A song that fits them well is Twin Size Mattress by The Front Bottoms, because it mixes dark humor, self-destruction, and raw vulnerability in the same way their timeline does. They’re very open about suicidality and feeling beyond saving, like in “I am going to end my life soon im just finding out when” and “I fell asleep one day in 2013 and never woke up, no one saved me”, which mirrors the song’s themes of being stuck in a cycle of pain and survival. The track’s chaotic, confessional energy matches their mix of jokes and despair, such as “Pisspal just took $30 from me… I need 10000 more mg of pot in my system to not kill myself over this” and “Today is really bad and stressed but im so chronically intoxicated that i dont even notice so”. Their struggle with mental illness, self-harm, and eating disorders, seen in tweets like “Imma cut tf out of mysekf soon stay tuned” and “02.09.25 — 790 cal 10/10 relapse. Considering bulimic relapse too.”, fits the song’s portrait of someone barely holding it together. Despite all this, there’s a thread of attachment and relationships—like their girlfriend trying to keep them alive in “my girl gona send me to a ward i gotta stop :/”—that echoes the song’s desperate attempts to care for someone in the middle of chaos.

Your time travel destination

Your video game

Your spirit animal

Your (un)funny joke

Your superpower

Your fictional best friend

Your dream vacation

Your alternate career path

Your celebrity match

Did you enjoy your Horoscope?
Your horoscope is 8 days old! Generate a better one from your latest tweets, unlock more insights and use a smarter pro AI!
rjrexic
green: confident, yellow: guess, red: uncertain
Inactive followers? Check yours!
Fake/Bot followers? Check yours!
sponsored by Circleboom