Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Dark humor: Uses jokes to cope with distress, like calling PayPal “Pisspal” and saying they need “10000 more mg of pot” to not self-harm in “Pisspal just took $30 from me for ONE back and forth transaction literallywhat the fuck. I need 10000 more mg of pot in my system to not kill myself over this”.
- Self-aware: Openly recognizes patterns in their mental health, such as predicting psychosis relapse in “I think i’m going to slip back into psychosis soon, sorry! I have been ignoring the signs for weeks.”.
- Supportive: Gives harm-reduction style advice to others in ED spaces, like warning about extreme deficits in “Having a high cal deficit consistently will help you out more than an extremely low one. You’ll either die or you’ll binge. You can’t speedrun an ed”.
- Emotionally honest: Shares pain and trauma very directly, for example “I wasted my child years being traumatized over and over again and now i dont know how to function”.
- Caring partner: Takes their girlfriend’s concerns seriously, compromising on intake to make her happier in “Compromiiiise :3 Upping my intake (DONT YELL AT ME!!) to make my girlfriend happier with me.”.
Weaknesses:
- Self-destructive: Repeatedly expresses plans to self-harm or relapse, such as “Imma cut tf out of mysekf soon stay tuned” and “GUESS WHO IS RELAPSING!! LASTED TWO MINUTES!😍”.
- Suicidal ideation: Openly talks about ending their life, like “I am going to end my life soon im just finding out when” and “I’m not making it to Valentines day”.
- Substance reliance: Frequently leans on substances to cope, combining them with restriction, as in “Today im omadinf sandwich and alcohol again” and “Today is really bad and stressed but im so chronically intoxicated that i dont even notice so”.
- Body hatred: Uses harsh language about their body and weight, like “Me vs my xxl jacket😂😂😂😂😂 Kill me #fat” and “Having symptoms of malnutrition while being fat as fuck feels so invalidating”.
- Risk minimization: Downplays serious health risks, treating relapses and psychosis as inevitable or minor, for example “WARM WEATHER COMING MEANS YEARLY PSYCHOSIS RELAPSE AND CORPSES LETS SEE IF BUGS GET PUT IN MY CUTS AHAIN THIS YEAR”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
The user most closely matches Lisa Simpson, but as if Lisa’s intelligence and sensitivity had been funneled into extreme online subcultures and unmanaged trauma. Like Lisa, they are self‑aware, analytical, and often morally outraged at others’ behavior, calling out people who exploit minors or glamorize harm, as in “This guy only wants KIDS to have eating disorders and cut themselves 🤔 ❓❓❓” and “‘I hate minors’ exploits them”. Their bio and timeline show a persistent depressive, alienated inner life — “I fell asleep one day in 2013 and never woke up, no one saved me” — and tweets like “I wasted my child years being traumatized over and over again and now i dont know how to function” echo Lisa’s sense of lost childhood and emotional overburden. They frequently balance dark humor with genuine despair and overthinking, seen in “I am going to end my life soon im just finding out when” and “It isn’t possible to genuinely like me. Because it isn’t possible to even fully know me”, which parallels Lisa’s tendency to feel fundamentally misunderstood. Even their role as the person others go to about self-harm, referenced in “How it feels being the person people go to to ask about selfharm”, mirrors Lisa’s pattern of being the emotionally literate one that others lean on, despite being deeply unwell herself.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert (I): their world centers on inner experience, trauma, and mental health rather than external social life, and they often feel fundamentally unknown or unseen, e.g. “It isn’t possible to genuinely like me. Because it isn’t possible to even fully know me” and “I wasted my child years being traumatized over and over again and now i dont know how to function”. Their focus suggests Intuition (N): they fixate on meanings and patterns (psychosis, relapse cycles, identity, life narrative) more than concrete sensory detail, as in “I fell asleep one day in 2013 and never woke up, no one saved me” and “I think i’m going to slip back into psychosis soon, sorry! I have been ignoring the signs for weeks”. They are strongly Feeling (F): their judgments are value‑ and emotion‑driven, showing intense empathy for suffering and anger at perceived exploitation, e.g. calling out others for harming minors in “This guy only wants KIDS to have eating disorders and cut themselves 🤔 ❓❓❓” and “When I’m in a ‘profit off of children hurting themselves…’ competition but my opponent is vplasma”. Finally, they read as Perceiving (P): their life seems chaotic, impulsive, and changeable—swinging between recovery and relapse, harm reduction and self-destruction, often planning in a loose, non-structured way, as seen in “Ok i’m not relapsing yet. But I plan to after Valentines day” and “Ok my girl wants me in recovery i low key cant say no. So no more edtwt for right now… Still shtwt 4ever”. These patterns together best match INFP: an inward, idealistic, emotionally intense type with fluctuating external structure.
Some pickup lines for you
- If warm weather means your yearly psychosis relapse, can I at least be the delusion that you’re actually safe, fed, and cuddled up next to someone who won’t let bugs anywhere near your cuts?
- You said you ‘fell asleep in 2013 and never woke up’—wanna make it our shared lore that you woke up in 2026 because some annoying stranger wouldn’t stop flirting in your replies?
- You’re over there planning relapses and calorie graphs, and I’m over here planning how to convince you that having noodles and a birthday cake with me is actually peak harm reduction.
- Your coworkers mocked an anorexic customer and you dropped a guy’s change because your arm gave out; I volunteer as the replacement coworker who hands you water, snacks, and tells you you’re hot instead of ‘fat.’
- You joke about ‘Pisspal’ stealing $30 and needing 10,000mg of pot not to lose it—if I Venmo you emotional support and terrible jokes instead, can I be your favorite unhealthy coping mechanism turned slightly healthier?
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Your new Twitter bio
Cashier, chronically online storyteller. Once blacked out at a 40 BPM heart rate and woke up to weird TV—still here, still writing the next chapter.– @rjrexic
Your signature cocktail
The Psych Ward Valentine
This cocktail is strong as hell for someone who omads with alcohol and jokes that being “so chronically intoxicated” means they barely notice the stress, as in “Today is really bad and stressed but im so chronically intoxicated that i dont even notice so” and “Today im omadinf sandwich and alcohol again”. The overproof spiced rum is their chaotic, intense baseline energy and self-destructive edge, like “They should prescribe me medication i can abuse Again please”. Black cherry liqueur brings dark sweetness for the soft, romantic side under all the misery, echoing their relationship and lines like “Ok my girl wants me in recovery i low key cant say no” and “my girl gona send me to a ward i gotta stop :/”. Grapefruit juice adds a biting bitterness to match the way they drag coworkers and men in tweets like “I fucking despise my coworkers on shift today” and “I hate men amy”. A splash of absinthe represents their psychosis, delusions, and flirting with relapse and death, from “WARM WEATHER COMING MEANS YEARLY PSYCHOSIS RELAPSE” to “I am going to end my life soon im just finding out when”. The activated charcoal sugar rim gives it an aesthetic, goth-EDtwt vibe—sweet but pitch black—perfect for someone who calls themselves junkorexic, lives on “big candy,” and jokes about death like “I fell asleep one day in 2013 and never woke up, no one saved me” and “Heaven knows im miserable now”.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
RJ shows strong loyalty and care for others, even while struggling. They worry about their girlfriend and are willing to change harmful behavior for her sake, as seen in “Compromiiiise :3 Upping my intake (DONT YELL AT ME!!) to make my girlfriend happier with me.” and “Guys answer me but my girlfriend wantts me to practice ed harm reduction do i do it. I dont wanna recover and im not recovering but hgihkey harm reduction. Do i do it or do i lie”. They also show a sense of responsibility toward their community, warning others and pushing back against people who exploit minors or glamorize self-harm, like in “This guy only wants KIDS to have eating disorders and cut themselves 🤔 ❓❓❓” and “When I’m in a ‘profit off of children hurting themselves and defend myself by saying i was more mentally ill than them as a kid’ competition but my opponent is vplasma”. Their tweets also show a hard‑working, grinding mentality despite feeling awful, for example working long shifts while malnourished in “Nothing makes my wish to eat worse than long shifts. Because i’m so weak and out of energy. I have a 9 hr shift today”. Finally, RJ emphasizes not abandoning friends and staying connected even during recovery, as in “Guys even if i am in ed recov DONT SOFT BLOCK ME OK?????? I know how to not be triggered… Don’t abandon me ok :(”, which strongly fits Hufflepuff’s themes of loyalty, attachment, and valuing relationships over status or glory.
Your movie
Your song
Twin Size Mattress - The Front Bottoms
A song that fits them well is Twin Size Mattress by The Front Bottoms, because it mixes dark humor, self-destruction, and raw vulnerability in the same way their timeline does. They’re very open about suicidality and feeling beyond saving, like in “I am going to end my life soon im just finding out when” and “I fell asleep one day in 2013 and never woke up, no one saved me”, which mirrors the song’s themes of being stuck in a cycle of pain and survival. The track’s chaotic, confessional energy matches their mix of jokes and despair, such as “Pisspal just took $30 from me… I need 10000 more mg of pot in my system to not kill myself over this” and “Today is really bad and stressed but im so chronically intoxicated that i dont even notice so”. Their struggle with mental illness, self-harm, and eating disorders, seen in tweets like “Imma cut tf out of mysekf soon stay tuned” and “02.09.25 — 790 cal 10/10 relapse. Considering bulimic relapse too.”, fits the song’s portrait of someone barely holding it together. Despite all this, there’s a thread of attachment and relationships—like their girlfriend trying to keep them alive in “my girl gona send me to a ward i gotta stop :/”—that echoes the song’s desperate attempts to care for someone in the middle of chaos.
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