Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Loyal fan: Shows deep, consistent support for Liam, Noel, Oasis, and Louis, e.g. “hope liam’s not too devastated about the football to come and say hi today, he’s the light of this place” and “oh how i love you louis tomlinson”.
- Community-oriented: Thinks in terms of fandom as a group, e.g. “liam come back, the kids (oasistwt) miss you” and describing shared experiences like “we all dressed like liam for oasis live 25”.
- Humorous: Uses sarcasm and jokes frequently, such as “when i meet liam i’m gonna make myself faint just to see what he does” and “venezuela’s dictator put on more outfits in like 2 days… than liam and noel gallagher in their 5 month world tour”.
- Culturally aware: Engages thoughtfully with identity and regional issues, e.g. “if you weren’t born / raised in latin america you’re not latino” and comments on Mexico/Argentina fandom dynamics like “DEBI SER MEXICANO EN OTRA VIDA GRITÉ”.
- Self-reflective: Recognizes dynamics of parasociality and fandom mess, e.g. “oasistwt is reaching parasocial levels that ain’t ever been reached before” and “over the years there’s always one person you silently pray gets over their oasis hyperfixation”.
Weaknesses:
- Harsh tone: Frequently uses aggressive language toward others, e.g. “we know you’re kinda dumb but is it really that difficult” and “blur fans are so cringe l and pathetic”.
- Conflict-prone: Engages heavily in fandom fights, e.g. “you will never catch oasistwt discussing shit about blur but they can’t keep liam out of their mouths” and “get the weirdos tf out of here”.
- Dismissive attitude: Invalidates others’ perspectives, e.g. “louies wouldn’t last a day in oasistwt” and “at least we got a boot to lick cause none of ur favs like u enough”.
- Online overinvestment: Shows high emotional dependence on Twitter activity, e.g. “day 818 of missing liam: i start to forget he used to talk to us” and “liam coming back to twitter can only mean i start getting fear of going to sleep again cause i know he’ll tweet as soon as i close my eyes”.
- Public shaming: Encourages ridicule of specific people or groups, e.g. “harries this is who you lost your tickets to” and cheering about someone deactivating: “are we supposed to feel bad, cause i’m having a blast”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Lisa fits best because this user is intensely passionate, politically aware, and articulate, much like Lisa with her causes and obsessions. They show strong opinions about identity and language, as in “the concept has never been easier if you weren’t born / raised in latin america you’re not latino…”, which mirrors Lisa’s tendency to lecture people when she thinks they’re being ignorant. Their fandom brain is hyper-focused yet self-aware—tweets like “i am actually surprised by finding out liam’s only posted 35.2k tweets in 17 years…” and “day 818 of missing liam: i start to forget he used to talk to us” echo Lisa’s obsessive dedication to her interests (jazz, politics, books). They also combine idealism and moral outrage, as seen in “it enrages me that people are implying liam is encouraging bullying…” and “over the years there’s always one person you silently pray gets over their oasis hyperfixation but rn there are just so many people being weird it makes it genuinely impossible to enjoy being here”. At the same time, their sarcasm and dry humor in posts like “louies wouldn’t last a day in oasistwt” and “u have to be severely online to understand this” feel like Lisa’s sharp, sometimes exasperated wit when dealing with the rest of Springfield.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They come across as highly outward‑focused and energized by constant interaction, both with their fandoms and Liam himself, suggesting Extraversion. They frequently describe social dynamics, drama, and shared experiences on "oasistwt" and with other fandoms, and clearly enjoy being in the middle of it, e.g. “over the years there’s always one person you silently pray gets over their oasis hyperfixation but rn there are just so many people being weird it makes it genuinely impossible to enjoy being here” and “came back here to share my silly little nghfb book only to see this place is a fucking mess. babes get some courage you don’t need anonymity we all know who the trash of the fandom is”. Their humor and focus lean more toward patterns, meanings, and hypotheticals than concrete how‑to detail, showing Intuition: they spin riffs like imagining Noel announcing Knebworth or joking about the "family curse" in the UK, e.g. “not that i care about the beckham family but why isn’t anyone worried about the family curse that haunts the UK, as soon as the gallagher brothers managed to escape it the next family got it” and “imagine if knebworth gets announced tomorrow cause noel ‘goes back to work’ and he’s in charge of doing it since we don’t believe a word of anything liam says”. Their judgments are clearly value‑based and emotionally charged, defending people they care about and calling out perceived unfairness, pointing to Feeling: they frame arguments around loyalty and respect rather than detached logic, as in “it enrages me that people are implying liam is encouraging bullying … if it happens to you then it’s poor you, alright” and “you will never catch oasistwt discussing shit about blur but they can’t keep liam out of their mouths… well he’s a person too, we will cheer if you all fuck off”. Finally, their lifestyle reads as spontaneous, sleep‑deprived, and driven by in‑the‑moment interactions with Liam’s tweets rather than structured planning, which supports Perceiving: they joke about homework and sleep being derailed by Twitter, e.g. “talking to liam is so much fun till he leaves and you realise you haven’t done your homework and you need to sleep” and “the way i went to sleep and liam was tweeting and i just woke up and he’s still tweeting we need to get him some help”. Put together, the energetic social engagement, imaginative riffing, strong value‑driven defenses, and flexible, chaotic schedule fit ENFP best.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said you’d ask Liam how Belinda is and if he’s got Harry tickets left when you meet him — until that happens, want to rehearse on me? You can talk in your silly Twitter language and I promise I’ll faint on cue.
- You missed 1000 of Liam’s tweets once and called it proof that life hates you… if it helps, I’d happily spend a whole night doomscrolling oasistwt with you so the only thing you miss is sleep.
- As someone who dressed like 90s Liam for Oasis Live 25 and still calls Louis ‘the realest one’ and Harry ‘hazza’… you clearly have elite taste in men. For research purposes, think I could get a peer review?
- You calculated Liam’s average tweets per year, month, week AND day, complained about oasis Funkos being late, and still have energy to fight Blur fans and weirdos on oasistwt — I don’t want to say you’re my type, but you’re definitely my hyperfixation.
- You said oasistwt is reaching parasocial levels never seen before — how about we rebalance the universe and go from ‘Liam’s cherubs’ to two idiots at a gig screaming LIAM !!! together instead? I’ll even let you be the one yelling JOHN PAUL.
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Your new Twitter bio
Oasis, Liam & Louis archivist-in-training. Once slept through 1,000 Liam tweets and considered it the worst life decision to date.– @rkidharry
Your signature cocktail
Cherub’s Knebworth Chaos
This cocktail starts with mezcal and a chili rim for their loud, fiery devotion to Liam and Oasis, the kind of energy that screams “IM FUCKING SOBBING OASIS TILL I DIE” and “imagine being this fucking cool, liam gallagher you are one of a kind”. Agave syrup nods to their Latin American / Mexican pride and jokes about it, like “DEBI SER MEXICANO EN OTRA VIDA GRITÉ” and the way they talk about Louis and Mexico in “cualquier día puede amanecer con la bandera tatuada en la frente”. Fresh lime juice adds a sharp, witty bite that shows up whenever they’re defending oasistwt or calling other fandoms out, as in “we know you’re kinda dumb but is it really that difficult” and “you will never catch oasistwt discussing shit about blur but they can’t keep liam out of their mouths”. The splash of grapefruit soda captures their fizzy joy when Liam tweets or replies, like “after 10 hours i just realised liam replied to me for a fifth time… it still makes me the happiest person ever” and “going to sleep with the biggest smile on my face cause i missed liam so much”. Finally, a dash of salted bitters represents the exhausted, self-aware stan who will still stay up through the chaos, from “talking to liam is so much fun till he leaves and you realise you haven’t done your homework and you need to sleep” to “oasistwt is reaching parasocial levels that ain’t ever been reached before”.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
This account shows a strong Gryffindor-style tendency to jump into conflicts and defend their favourites loudly and publicly. They repeatedly go to bat for Liam/Oasis even when it’s messy or unpopular, e.g. calling out people who accuse Liam of encouraging bullying: “it enrages me that people are implying liam is encouraging bullying when u know damn well he’s just interacting and can’t predict nor control what others will do” and mocking those who attack their fandom: “the way whiny bitches are acting you’d think liam gallagher killed someone… stay mad”. There’s a very direct, confrontational bravery in tweets like “blur fans are so cringe l and pathetic but i kinda pity them… just stop giving them attention” and in the way they dismiss people who criticize Liam’s fans as “bootlickers”: “at least we got a boot to lick cause none of ur favs like u enough…”. At the same time, their intense loyalty and readiness to throw themselves into drama on behalf of their idols, rather than self-preserving silence, lines up better with Gryffindor’s impulsive, loud-hearted courage than with Slytherin’s calculated self-interest. Their timeline reads like someone who will always choose standing up and shouting for what they believe over staying quiet and safe, which is quintessentially Gryffindor.
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Your song
Live Forever - Oasis
A well-suited song for them is “Live Forever” because their entire timeline revolves around a passionate, almost life-defining love for Liam Gallagher, Noel, Oasis, and their world. They talk about moments that feel monumental and enduring, like “IM FUCKING SOBBING OASIS TILL I DIE” and “oasis live 25 forever in my heart”, mirroring the song’s themes of wanting something that lasts beyond the ordinary. The lyrics’ mix of defiance and devotion fits their tone when they defend Liam and Oasistwt, for instance in “the way whiny bitches are acting you’d think liam gallagher killed someone but no, all he did was outdo their favs 35 years ago…”. Their joy in small interactions and memories, like “after 10 hours i just realised liam replied to me for a fifth time… it still makes me the happiest person ever”, echoes the song’s belief that these intense, meaningful feelings make life worth living. And their ongoing nostalgia and longing—“oh take me back </3” and “day 818 of missing liam: i start to forget he used to talk to us”—fit perfectly with Live Forever’s yearning to hold onto the best parts of the past while refusing to let the spirit fade.
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