Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Passionate fan: Expresses deep love for BTS members and ships, e.g. “ninguém ama os 2seok como eu amo os 2seok” and “ele é o amor da minha vida morram todos vcs”.
- Humorous expressive: Uses capslock, exaggeration, and slang to make jokes, like “PORRA EU TAVA LENDO UMA AU... E PERDI A PORRA DA AAAAU” and “eu engasguei com o café KKKKKK pqp que povo louco”.
- Emotionally open: Shares strong emotions honestly, from joy to frustration, e.g. “eu sou mtt feliz puta que pariu hs e bts no mesmo anoooo” and “ate hj eu tô sofrendo”.
- Observant analytical: Notices small details about idols and content, e.g. “ele sempre presta atenção nesses detalheszinhos nos meninos” and “aqui ele entregou vocais maravilhosos, coxas saborosas e uma cintura de pilão”.
- Linguistically aware: Shows interest in language and correctness, as in “que delícia ouvir alguém falando 'pra EU ser' ao invés de 'pra MIM ser'” and noting understanding of accent in “mds eu ainda entendo o sotaque dele”.
Weaknesses:
- Aggressive language: Frequently uses insults and strong profanity toward others, e.g. “essa cachorra mal comida” and “ou é sonsa ou é burra”.
- Violent expressions: Uses extreme phrases about harm or death, such as “eu vou me matar na frente dele” and joking about presidents in “saudade da época que matavam os presidentes dos estragos unidos”.
- Impulsive posting: Tweets in the heat of the moment with strong reactions, like “puta que pariu.” and “olha essa porra sério vai todo mundo se foder”.
- Conflict-prone: Engages in combative fandom discourse, e.g. wishing drama to drive people away in “Jungkook pf assuma um namoro... só aí já elimina metade do fandom” and mocking other fans in “eles matando kupopper que dizem que o grupo tá 'americanizado'”.
- Harsh judgment: Describes people in very negative terms, such as “caralho que escroto da porra” and calling someone “essa maluca”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They match Lisa Simpson best: emotionally intense, articulate, and very online but also sharp about language and politics. Like Lisa correcting people’s grammar, they delight in it, celebrating someone saying “pra EU ser” correctly in “que delícia ouvir alguém falando 'pra EU ser' ao invés de 'pra MIM ser'”. They’re passionate and obsessive about their interests (BTS, k‑pop AUs, idols), showing Lisa-like fangirl intensity in tweets like “ninguém ama os 2seok como eu amo os 2seok” and “ele é o amor da minha vida morram todos vcs”. At the same time, they’re politically and socially aware, making cutting comments about US presidents in “saudade da época que matavam os presidentes dos estragos unidos” and mocking reactionary figures in “que nem na manifestação do nikolas ferreira”, which fits Lisa’s activist streak. The mix of sarcasm, moral frustration, and affection—like calling someone out in “ou é sonsa ou é burra” while still being deeply soft about their faves—feels much more Lisa than chaotic Bart or oblivious Homer.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They read as an Extrovert (E): they constantly react loudly and publicly to fandom happenings, use lots of caps and dramatic language, and seem energized by interacting with others’ content, like in “MDS EU TORCI TANTOOOO” and “down bad crying at the gym”. Their style shows iNtuition (N) more than Sensing: they jump quickly to metaphors, hyperbole, and patterns (“they look like Nick Wilde and Judy Hopps” in “disseram que eles parecem o nick wild e a judy hopps e agora eu não consigo desver”) and love fictional AUs and scenarios, like “PORRA EU TAVA LENDO UMA AU… E PERDI A PORRA DA AAAAU”. The heavy emotional tone, intense stan-style devotion, and moral judgments (calling people “escroto”, “maluca”, or wishing half the fandom gone in “só aí já elimina metade do fandom”) point strongly to Feeling (F) over detached logic. They appear more Perceiving (P) than Judging: their tweets are impulsive, in-the-moment reactions, they bounce between topics (gym, fanfics, politics, idols) and embrace chaos, e.g. “eu vou me matar na frente dele” and “tô rezando mt pro jungkook sentar no colo do taehyung” rather than anything structured or planned. Altogether, the highly expressive, imaginative, emotionally driven, and spontaneous nature of their tweeting aligns best with ENFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said you just wanted that tall nerd who’s into nature, the gym and looks like a three-door Electrolux… I might not be a fridge, but I can definitely keep things cool and store all your Hoseok screenshots for emotional support.
- You lost that AU where Taehyung was Jungkook’s driver, so consider this a replacement plot: you’re the main character, I’m the love interest, and no one ever loses this story in their bookmarks.
- You tweet that no one loves 2seok and ‘Let Me Know’ the way you do — challenge accepted. How about I prove my dedication by listening to your BTS rants for hours and still calling it a date?
- You said that day at the show was ‘the best day of your life’ — let’s test your thesis. Coffee, gym rant, and a live Namjoon appreciation session with me; worst case, it becomes ‘top 2 and not 2’.
- You appreciate correct grammar, hate caloteiros, worship Jimin’s Louvre-worthy face and Jin’s face card of the century — statistically, that means your standards are high, but I’m willing to stand in line like a good ARMY waiting for a comeback.
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Gym, grammar & K-pop chaos. Lost a Taehyung x Jungkook AU mid-chapter and haven’t recovered since. Opinions on BTS & bad presidents are my own.– @rkiveswft
Your signature cocktail
Live, Laugh, Love, Let Me Know
This cocktail is wired and chaotic in the best way, like a soju-espresso shot for someone who can go from “PORRA EU TAVA LENDO UMA AU QUE O TAEHYUNG ERA POBRE FODIDO…” to “down bad crying at the gym” in one timeline scroll. Maraschino cherry liqueur nods to the 🍒 in their name and the sweet, dramatic way they say things like “ele é o amor da minha vida morram todos vcs”. The pink grapefruit tonic keeps it bright and a little bitter, for the mix of clingy softness and ruthless commentary in tweets like “ou é sonsa ou é burra” and “essa ana paula tem muita paciência viu”. A dash of smoked salt represents the unfiltered, slightly burnt humor in lines like “saudade da época que matavam os presidentes dos estragos unidos” and their mafia-Jungkook obsessions “jeon jungkook, o chefe da máfia mais perigoso da coréia do sul”. Finally, a sparkling rosé float captures the romantic, delulu ARMY core of “ninguém ama os 2seok como eu amo os 2seok” and their couple-bio “eu e seokjin conta de casal”, making the drink as dramatic and glittery as their timeline.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
This user is passionate, loud, and impulsive in a very Gryffindor way, constantly reacting with intensity and a kind of informal hero-complex about idols and politics. They show a readiness to ‘go to war’ over what they care about, like when they say “saudade da época que matavam os presidentes dos estragos unidos” and rage at public figures with lines like “caralho que escroto da porra”, which reflects moral outrage and a confrontational stance rather than quiet calculation. They’re also dramatic and risk‑framed in their language, e.g. “eu vou me matar na frente dele” and “escondam TODAS as tesouras da Coréia”, which fits Gryffindor’s flair for theatrics and intensity rather than careful self‑preservation. While they do show some loyalty and softness toward their faves, like “ele é o amor da minha vida morram todos vcs” and “amo ele um tantão enorme”, it’s expressed through fiery, protective language typical of Gryffindor rather than the gentler tone of Hufflepuff. The overall profile is someone who reacts fast, loudly, and from the gut, driven by emotion and conviction, which aligns most strongly with Gryffindor.
Your movie
Your song
Love Myself - BTS
A song that best fits them is Love Myself by BTS, because it blends emotional intensity, self-awareness, and deep affection for the group they love so much. Their timeline is full of passionate stanning and adoration, like when they say “ele é o amor da minha vida morram todos vcs” and “sou apaixonada no jimin pqp tinha que colocar emoldurada no louvre”, echoing the song’s celebration of love and admiration. At the same time, they show strong feelings and a bit of chaos, from “down bad crying at the gym” to “eu sou mtt feliz puta que pariu hs e bts no mesmo anoooo”, which fits the song’s journey through vulnerability toward empowerment. Their playful, dramatic language in tweets like “ele é o amor da minha vida morram todos vcs” and the proud, joking intensity of being ARMY in “ninguém ama os 2seok como eu amo os 2seok” align with the way Love Myself turns overwhelming feelings into something affirming and sincere. Overall, their mix of emotional openness, stan devotion, and chaotic humor captures the spirit of loving others fiercely while also navigating their own feelings, just like the song.
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